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1000 Books You May Have Actually Read
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1000 Books You May Have Actually Read
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say it louder
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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?
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a bit late for mermay but. obligatory mermaid au
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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?
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maths enjoyers and bug enjoyers and horror movie enjoyers and so forth all need to come together and unite against the common enemy of people telling you how much they hate something as soon as you mention you like it
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'seasoning eggs is just a cultural custom, it doesn't do anything' me when I talk straight out of my arse. What do you mean seasoning food doesn't do anything. What the fuck are you talking about. This is the whitest thing I've ever heard.
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Convinced the husky that lives in the house behind us is just a sentient stuffed toy or the other way around
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love that teens are still keeping up the time honored tumblr tradition of making "reblog this if you think bisexuality is real. trying to prove a point to my parents" type posts i always want to meet the middle aged couple who are like hmmm... maybe aziraphales-assbutt-in-the-tardis07 made some points
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PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.
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Now and then I see someone upset that a post has "lost them followers" on tumblr dot com and it has prompted me to wonder... How do they know? Are people keeping close track of their follower counts and triangulating significant changes by what was posted at that time?
This is multiple questions in one but let's just start with...
Please reblog this because I'm pretty sure I don't have very many followers (not that I've checked recently) and I'm desperate for that sweet sweet data.
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