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random-twst-things · 12 hours

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Idia, I like you

Idia, not a millisecond later: No, you don't

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: i- huh?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: That's not how it works, idia

Idia: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

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random-twst-things · 3 days

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Ty for the tag!!! ☺️

Loved the variety this picrew had, lots to chose from! 🙌🏽

I'll be tagging @dummiewithcellphone , @tinyletterz + anyone who'd like to join this! ☺️👐🏽

tagged by @nightfuryqueen to this picrew yay <3

i tag uhhh whover wants to do it tbh

#tag games #tag game #tysm for the tag!!#ty for the tag!#[💌] reblogs☆#[cancerdust]🌸

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random-twst-things · 6 days

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*Walking to class together*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu notices his backpack: Why do you have a backpack of Mr. Trein's cat?

Idia, turns around: Why you such a fucking bitch? 😒

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Jesus fuck dude 😨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Rude much!

Idia: 😑

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu turns around to show a Hello Kitty backpack*

Idia: ...

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random-twst-things · 8 days

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THANK YOU FOR THE TAG!!!

Last listened to "Reflections" by The Neighborhood, it's such a calm song to listen too 💆🏽‍♀️

I'll tag @tinyletterz, @dummiewithcellphone + anyone who'd like to join!! 😊✨

was tagged by @rainswolfs : share the last song you listened to and do this picrew; thanks for the tag lucien! o/

this song grew on me a lot tonight!! augh and the picrew is so cute. love love love; thanks again coffee mate!! i'll tag @crabbarts @haamuhattu and @sstrawbearies and anyone else who'd like to join in 💗 no pressure ofc

#tag games #tag game #[cancerdust]🌸#[💌] reblogs☆#tysm for the tag!!#thank you for the tag!

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random-twst-things · 8 days

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Tysm for the tag @cancerdust96 !! 😊✨

I love the watercolor one so much, the details are amazing. Same with the sword! I love stars and night time so I tried doing that with the sword 🙋🏽‍♀️✨

I'll be tagging @tinyletterz, @dummiewithcellphone + anyone who'd like to join! ☺️🌸

Tagged by @dungeons-and-dragon-age, @nightwardenminthara, @greypetrel, and @pinayelf to do this watercolor picrew and sword picrew for my OCs c: Thank you for thinking of me!

In order: Arianwen, Elowen, Emmaera, Maria, and Salshira. Maria and Salshira don't actually have swords, but I felt bad about leaving them out lol. (And I imagine that the sword I gave Maria would be something she'd describe to Fenris while drunk--"And it would be like a dragon but also a flower and it would be on fire. Fenris. Are you listening?"). Elowen's is her spirit blade, Emma's is the Inquisitor sword, and uhhhh also Salshira gets one c:

Tagging back anyone who likes picrews and specifically @idolsgf @inquisimer @jtownnn @vakarians-babe @dreadfutures @star--nymph if this is something you're into!

#tag games #tag game #tysm for the tag!!#[cancerdust]🌸#[💌] reblogs☆

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random-twst-things · 11 days

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I'm so sorry professor trein, we can't do the presentation today!

Trein: and why is that?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Because, uh...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, looks at Ace: oh! Because one the members in our group got sent to the hospital 😞

Ace: What?! Who?!

Deuce, confused: hmm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, picking up a chair: You

*Mc/Y/N/Yuu wacks Ace with the chair, rendering him unconscious (Very unfortunate)*

Deuce: HUH?!

Trein: ...

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random-twst-things · 11 days

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You are completely right! Oh my goodness they look so alike 🕵🏽‍♀️

They're the same person your honor 🙋🏽‍♀️

Bruh, Mads Mikkelsen is Vil's dad!

#[💌] reblogs☆#[cancerdust]🌸#twst meme #vil schoenheit #I CAN'T #IM WHEEZING

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random-twst-things · 14 days

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Part 2 of this!

*After the interview, it was cut short*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal?

Malleus: ...yes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: HOW?! how is it that we're even married?

Malleus: Well-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: We haven't even dated each other?!

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Look, it's not that I mind, really but-

Malleus: Really? ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Not the point Mal! How did this even happen? And for an entire year?!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turns to Mal: Mind explaining?

Malleus: Well, you were the one to court me

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...Me?

Malleus: Yes, do you remember around a year ago the time you gifted me a new tamagotchi, coupled with a pretty rock with a small card saying "love you"?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes? It was a while ago, but yea

Malleus: Well, I thought that was you courting me, dear

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Malleus: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: You thought that I was courting because I gave you a rock? A simple rock?

Malleus: Correction, a very pretty rock, but yes

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Please don't tell me this is the way faes court?

Malleus: Well, not exactly. Instead of the, VERY, pretty rock you gave me we usually find or buy an unpolished emerald rock and give it to the person we wish to court.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AN EMERALD?! UNPOLISHED EMERALD?! I gave you nothing close to that!

Malleus: Well, I assumed that given your living situation and expenses you sadly had to use a pretty rock you found instead of the emerald

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, you do know that our way of "courting" is very different, right?

Malleus: I am aware, but I assumed you knew

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighs: Okay, okay- wait- this was when?

Malleus: A month before we got married

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: A MONTH?!

Malleus: Yes, a month, I wished to do it sooner but thought I'd wait to respect your human traditions. Lilla also said patience is key ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: MAL A MONTH IS TOO SOON?

Malleus: It is? 😔

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: YES BUT-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, sighing: WHEN?! HOW DID WE EVEN HAVE A WEDDING?

Malleus: Dear, the event I held a year ago in Diasomnia's courtyard was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was some fae holiday or tradition you guys did?

Malleus: It was not, it was our wedding

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pacing the room: wait- you need a marriage officiant for a wedding to happen though? What about the vows? The walking down the aisle?

Malleus: The vows we said we're done in private, remember? when I poured my heart out telling you how I could never imagine you not being in my life? The marriage officiant was Lillia and the walk down the aisle I chose not to do as I couldn't wait any longer.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, so I remember the "vows" but when did I even sign the marriage license?

Malleus: As soon as you walked into the dorm doors

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I thought that was a paper to see who came?

Malleus, worried tone, happy face: My, dear, you really should read something before you sign it 😊

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea, I really should

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: what about the wedding attire? I didn't wear a wedding dress/suit? The ring?

Malleus: The outfit of garments I sent to you the day before our wedding and the ring I'm assuming you thought was a "simple" gift 😞

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: THAT WAS MY WEDDING DRESS/SUIT?! And wedding ring?!

Malleus: Yes, I must say you looked positively gorgeous/beautiful/handsome and I chose the ring very well, it suits you tremendously

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Thank you-

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: okay, okay- No big deal- I'm just married to the prince of Briar Valley, descendant of fae, the most powerful mages in the world.

Malleus: I prefer to be called "Mal", by you

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Oh by the Seven, I can't believe we got married all because I gave you a SIMPLE ROCK

Malleus: As I said before, a very pretty rock

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Mal, we don't even live together

The rock You/Mc/Y/N/Yuu gave to Malleus:

Authors note: (this turned out longer than I thought 😭)

(FINALLY! DONE! No next part... Unless a part 3 where they talk it out better? Nah.... Unless)

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random-twst-things · 15 days

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NOOOOO THE PART 2 WITH MALLEUS WASN'T SAVED

IT WAS SO LONG TOOOOO AAAAUUGHHHH 😭😞

#🌺. random twst things

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random-twst-things · 19 days

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*Talking about their relationship with Malleus (interview)*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, I'd say me and Mal are pretty close

Interviewer: Oh? You have a nickname for him?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, yea, It used to be Horton but that was when we first met haha

Interviewer: Nickname on the first day of meeting, my, you two must get along swimmingly.

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yea, we do!

Interviewer: No, back to you Malleus

*Malleus, who was staring at Mc/Y/N/Yuu the entire time*

Malleus, turns towards the interviewer: Yes?

Interviewer: Hmhmhm How close would you say you and The Perfect are?

Malleus: Very close

Interviewer: If you had to put it into retrospect?

Malleus: The Perfect and I are so close we share a toothbrush

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...We what?

Interviewer: Oh?

Malleus: Yes, we are so close we both have matching wedding rings, as the humans call it

Mc/Y/N/Yu: HUH?

Interviewer: oh my! So you two are married? Engaged?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Neith-

Malleus: Married

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Interviewer: Oh! Congratulations! When did this happen?

Malleus: 1 year ago, our anniversary was a few weeks ago ☺️

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: WHAT? OUR WHAT?

Malleus, turning to Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Yes, remember the diamond necklace I gave you?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at their necklace: THIS IS DIAMOND?

Malleus: Yes?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE?!

Malleus: Now why in the Seven would I ever give you something fake?

Interviewer, whisper: Oh my...

(TO BE CONTINUED...)

(Not actually to be continued, unless 👀...)

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random-twst-things · 21 days

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Tysm for the tag @cancerdust96 !! 🤗🩷✨

Well this is interesting! I thought it'd show smth completely different 😂

It's so pretty tho! I LOVE music and I really do love flowers and willow trees (Wisteria trees as well!) there so beautiful! ☺️✨🌸

I'll tag: @dummiewithcellphone @tinyletterz + anyone who'd like to join this!! 🧚🏽‍♀️✨

Go to Pinterest and google your name and add the word core on the end, the first six images are your aesthetic.

[thanks for the tag @cubeapples!]

tagging @jaenrang, @eleventhboi, @viridianjester, anyone else who wants to join!

#thank you for the tag!#[cancerdust]🌸#[💌] reblogs☆#tysm for the tag!!#🌺. random twst things #ty for the tag!#tag game #tag games

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random-twst-things · 23 days

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*Meeting Rollo for the first time*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Bro...

Idia: Hm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Rollo: Do you see that damn haircut he got on?

Idia, turning his head: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Idia: There is no way...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, apparently there is a way...

Idia: His parents totally didn't care about him

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right they didn't, no caring adult would let their child run free in THAT bob without looking good

Idia: L.O.L for real

Malleus, out of nowhere: indeed, child of man, no kind, caring adult would let their child run free in such hair.

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AAA?!

Malleus: But what if, perhaps, his parents do wear the same "bob" hair cut? A family tradition of sorts?

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: now I'm imagining a family portrait with all of them wearing bobs

Idia: HEH HEH HEH L.M.A.O I'm imagining that too now

(IDIA IS DOING HIS "Hehehe 👹" LAUGH I SWEAR, NOT THE "hehehe 😝🤭" LAUGH PLZ)

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random-twst-things · 28 days

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TYSM for the tag @cancerdust96 !! ✨☺️

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often. wear sweatshirts (depends on the time of year) / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes (normally) / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails ( do the stickers count ) / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting boss face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / ive never dated anyone / i have a best friend i ve known for over five years / i am an only child

I'll tag @dummiewithcellphone, @tinyletterz + anyone who'd like to join!! 🩷😊

Rules: Color the sentences that are true about you.

i'm over 5'5 / i wear glasses or contacts / i have blonde hair / i often. wear sweatshirts (depends on the time of year) / i prefer loose clothing over tight clothes (normally) / i have one or two piercings / i have at least one tattoo / i have blue eyes / i have dyed or highlighted my hair / i have or have had braces / i have freckles / i paint my nails ( do the stickers count ) / i typically wear makeup / i don't often smile / resting boss face / i play sports / i play an instrument / i know more than one language / i can cook or bake / i like writing / i like to read / i can multitask / ive never dated anyone / i have a best friend i ve known for over five years / i am an only child

Wow I could do a lot of them!

Tagging but no pressure: @kazoosandfannypacks @accidental-spice @blissandbless @aeterna-auroral-avenger @locitapurplepink

#[💌] reblogs☆#[cancerdust]🌸

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random-twst-things · 1 month

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Vil: This meal plan of yours is not giving you the health you need

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: And that hair of yours is not giving Vogue worthy, it's giving turnip

Vil, bewildered: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: hmm, how 'bout that? How 'bout them apples? 🫸🏽

Vil: Epel! Felmier! Enough with the Influencing of the perfect!!

Epel: I AIN'T EVEN TELL 'EM OR TEACH 'EM 'BOUT THAT YET!

Vil: YET?!

Epel: ...shit

Epel, yanks Mc/Y/N/Yuu to the door and check's non-existent watch:

Epel: Oh my! It would appear me and the perfect are about to be late to our very important tea party! May you excuse us my dear Housewarden!

Vil: EPEL!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, yelling out the door: IM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF COMING UP WITH STUFF LIKE THAT ON MY OWN!

Epel: SHUT UP AND RUN

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random-twst-things · 1 month

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*Watching a spelldrive practice*

*21 minutes of arguing*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: lemme play!!

Leona: No! You can't do what we're doing!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Why not?!

Leona: Magicless is one, and ya got no broom! Remember what happened last time?

Leona: So you can't do what we're doing without using magic and a broom!

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: you know what you can't do in those shoes? *Points*

Leona: 🤨

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: be taken seriously!

Ruggie: HEHEHEHEHEHE

Jack: 😧

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: So back the fuck up!

Leona:

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Back. Up and let me play!

Leona: FINE! Jack, they're on your team

*Minutes later Mc/Y/N/Yuu was knocked unconscious due to a high speed disc coming at their face*

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random-twst-things · 2 months

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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: If I ever wanted to kill myself-

Deuce: What??

Epel, whipping his head around so fast he'd get whiplash: 🤨

Riddle, in the middle of drinking scheduled tea: Huh?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I would climb Ace's ego, and then jump down to his IQ

Riddle: Pfft-

Epel: HAH

Deuce, trying to cover his laughter: hmmhmmm

Ace, out of nowhere: WHAT?!

Riddle: *Chuckling*

Ace: Not you too house warden!?

Riddle: Hmhmhm I- hah- I must admit, Mc/Y/N/Yuu is funny at times

Deuce, nodding: Yep

Epel: Damn right they are

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right I am

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random-twst-things · 2 months

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100% 🫵🏽

The apple does not fall far from the tree huh...

Without a doubt, they are father and son

#[cancerdust]🌸

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