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You really need not go further than the headline. Good god man, I think you were hoping to do some good old robot fetishizing and Ava (not Eva) wasn’t having it. Also, it’s Turing. 0/10

Ex Machina (2014) dir. Alex Garland • found on imdb

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Ex Machina (2014) dir. Alex Garland • found on imdb

#ex machina #bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #tw misogyny

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”why do all the girls in her dream wear such porny outfits?”

Because she’s a lesbian, Kevin.

#tw heterosexuality #bad reviews #shitpost #sucker punch

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Just as this reviewer struggles to find any coherence to his own criticism it’s hard to pick just one thing: referring to the characters as bimbos, bashing Browning for her looks, the inexplicable parallells to Show Girls and Spiceworld (while assuring us that he hates The Spice Girls). There’s just so much crap and not enough toilet paper. 0/10

Sucker Punch (2011) dir. Zack Snyder • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #review reviewed #who reviews the reviewers #sucker punch #tw misogyny

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Sucker Punch (2011) dir. Zack Snyder • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #sucker punch #tw misogyny

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This reviewer really took a look and said ”I’m in this picture and I don’t like it”. 0/10

Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks • found on imdb

#bad reviews #charlie’s angels #review reviewed #who reviews the reviewers

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Charlie’s Angels (2019) dir. Elizabeth Banks • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #charlie’s angels

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The secret to spotting an #incelreview is to look for what the so called reviewer gets hung up on. In any given movie there seem to be plotholes, flawed characterization, or other issues to validly address. Yet this frustrated reviewer thinks that *checks notes* showing skin and graphic penetration is the only way to save the movie because a character cheated on her husband. Still he was generous enough to give it a 3. That’s the highest grade from an imdb review we’ve had. Let’s celebrate by giving his review the lowest score so far: -1/10

Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland • found on imdb

#bad reviews #annihilation #review reviewed #who reviews the reviewers #tw misogyny

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Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #annihilation #tw misogyny

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This review was written by a Disney villain. 0/10

Raya and the Last Dragon (2020) dir. Don Hall & Carlos López Estrada • found on imdb

#bad reviews #raya and the last dragon #review reviewed #who reviews the reviewers #tw misogyny

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Raya and the Last Dragon (2020) dir. Don Hall & Carlos López Estrada • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #raya and the last dragon #tw misogyny

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So... a diverse cast is what makes this heist-flick taking place in a Las Vegas under the control of an alpha zombie overlord with a thing for showgirls (and who possibly arrived from outer space) lose any semblance of logic? Oki-doki. 0/10

Army of the Dead (2021) dir. Zack Snyder • found on imdb

#review reviewed #who reviews the reviewers #army of the dead #tw racism #tw misogyny #bad reviews

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Army of the Dead (2021) dir. Zack Snyder • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #army of the dead #tw racism #tw misogyny

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Do you hear yourself? ”Realistically someone like Troy would be cheating on [...] someone like Lelaina.” Self-insertion – a staggering understatement. Why don’t you just refer to Troy as Chad? 0/10

Reality Bites (1994) dir. Ben Stiller • found on imdb

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Reality Bites (1994) dir. Ben Stiller • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #reality bites #tw misogyny

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There’s the incoherent language and system of icky references and the ranty tone, but the nail in the coffin is the use of the word ’males’. Dead giveaway. 0/10

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) dir. Burr Steers • found on imdb

#bad reviews #pride and prejudice and zombies #tw misogyny #who reviews the reviewers #review reviewed

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) dir. Burr Steers • found on imdb

#bad reviews #cringy reviews by cringy people #movies #pride and prejudice and zombies #tw misogyny