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Trent: I type how I think.

Mo: Odd that you type at all then.

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Neymar: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Leo: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Neymar: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Luka: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Sergio: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Luka: No!

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Fips, looking at the team: Okay so I need to become a therapist faster-

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Sergio: Luka... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Luka: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Sergio:

Sergio: I wrote sanitize, Luka.

#lmao guys not only did i have a precalc test i also had a spanish test! #definitely passed the spanish test maybe got a B on the precalc one #i also have a history essay that im not sure he gave me an extension on??? #source: perchance generator #incorrect football quotes #incorrect soccer quotes #incorrrect quotes #real madrid #rma #madridista #sergio ramos #ramos #luka modric #luka modrić #modrić #modric #modramos #lukamos

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*Kai's first day training with the NT*

Kai: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Manu?

Thomas: Have you ever played a game with Manu?

Kai: No…

Thomas: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Manu, chasing Mats: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Piqué: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Ramos: WHY?!

Piqué: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Bernd: Fight me!

Ter Stegen: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Ter Stegen: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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Ter Stegen: You're a lying piece of shit!

Bernd: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Marco: I'm leaving and I'm taking Mario with me!

Fips, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Cristiano: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Cristiano: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Christian: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Ben: What- how?

Christian: You’d be like “come to bed, Mr. President” and I’d be like “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Milner: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Robbo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Kroos: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Luka: Which doctor?

Kroos: No, I want the regular doctor.

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Cristiano: Why are your tongues purple?

Ramos: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Iker: I had a red one.

Cristiano: oh.

Cristiano:

Cristiano: OH.

Luka:

Luka: You drank each other's slushies?

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Ramos: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?

Luka: They need to learn how to protect us!

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Alisson: Ow!

Klopp: What’s wrong?

Alisson: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Klopp: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Robert: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Leon: I sleep with a knife.

Thomas: Both of you are pathetic.

Robert: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Thomas: Manu.

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