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Makino: You could’ve died!

Doumyouji: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

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Doumyouji: I think I speak for all of us when-

F4: He doesn’t.

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Doumyouji: It’s just like chess. Sometimes to win, you have to sacrifice your king.

Makino:

Makino: That’s exactly how you lose.

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Rui: Do you want my advice?

Doumyouji: Sure.

Rui: Don't be a moron.

Doumyouji: That's your advice for everything!

Rui: It applies to everything!

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Makino: Doumyouji, you think every round fruit is an apple.

Doumyouji: No, I don't.

Makino: *Holding up cherries* What are these?

Doumyouji: Tiny apples.

Makino: *Points to pumpkins* And what are those?

Doumyouji: Halloween apples.

#hana yori dango #makino tsukushi #doumyouji tsukasa #hanadan #incorrect quotes #incorrect-hanadan #s: psych

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Makino: Did it hurt when you fell?

Doumyouji: From heaven? No, I'm not giving you my numb-

Makino: No, I mean when you fell out of the taxi. I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.

Doumyouji:

Makino: We all saw that.

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Nishikado: Wow! You know every one of my stories.

Mimasaka: …And you know every one of mine. I guess it’s official: we’re an old married couple.

Nishikado: Nice!

Mimasaka: We did it!

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Doumyouji: Can we just address the elephant on the room? I know. This is weird. Mistakes were made.

Makino: By you.

Doumyouji: And people got hurt.

Makino: By you.

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Doumyouji: How long did it take you guys to like me?

Mimasaka: Couple weeks.

Nishikado: 6 months.

Rui: Jury’s still out.

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Makino: You ever feel like you’re being watched?

Doumyouji: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

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You’re forcing me to be the voice of reason. And it’s not a good look for me!

Mimasaka to the rest of F4.

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Doumyouji: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party EVER. And you're all invited!

Kazuya: "If"? Great. The only party I've ever been invited to, and you might not even die.

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Doumyouji: People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Nishikado: What the hell do YOU do?

Doumyouji: I die? What kind of question...

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Doumyouji: Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Rui: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate.

Nishikado: Smad

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Doumyouji: I'm quick at math.

Makino: Okay, what's 38 times 76?

Doumyouji: 24.

Makino: That's not even close.

Doumyouji: But it was quick.

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Rui: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Nishikado: It’s Tsukasa’s.

Doumyouji: Fuck shit up out there but don’t die.

Mimasaka: *Wiping away a tear* So inspirational…

#hana yori dango #hanazawa rui #nishikado sojiro #doumyouji tsukasa #mimasaka akira #incorrect quotes #incorrect-hanadan

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I use to play this game with my dad called catch. Except I would throw the ball and it would just hit the wall because he wasn’t there.

Doumyouji

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