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Ishikawa: Are we fighting or flirting right now?

Kyousuke: My hand is literally around your throat.

Ishikawa: Ok, that still doesn’t answer my question-

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Ishikawa: Do you believe in fate?

Kyousuke:

Kyousuke: Is this the start of a pickup line, a philosophical thing, or are you trying to excuse a crime?

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Ishikawa: Why aren't koalas bears?

Kyousuke: Because they're marsupials.

Ishikawa: They- Oh you ass. You dick. God, I can't even finish the damn joke now. Fucking nerd.

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Ishikawa: I'm very scary.

Nomura: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Ishikawa: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Nomura: And small.

Ishikawa:

Ishikawa: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Ishikawa: Can I bother you for a second?

Yoshii: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Tamaki: I’m not a “serial” killer.

Ishikawa: That’s good- wait. Why did you emphasize “serial”?

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Manga Kyousuke: *casually taking four stairs at a time*

Manga Ishikawa, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

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Kyousuke: Hey, Nomura-kun, can we stay with you for a while?

Nomura: All of you?

Nomura: Why?

Kyousuke: Ishikawa-kun was playing with a Ouija board and cursed the whole boarding house.

Ishikawa: Okay, but Kayo-san wasn't any help. She doesn't know how to banish spirits, so she just kept throwing salt at them and yelling, "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU!?"

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Ishikawa: I'm trash. 

Kyousuke: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you? 

Ishikawa: 

Ishikawa: You smooth motherfucker. 

Ishikawa: And yes it does.

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Kyousuke: ...You're up to something, aren't you?

Ishikawa: You don't sound particularly upset about that.

Kyousuke: I'm not.

Ishikawa: ...And yet your eyes still hold displeasure.

Kyousuke: ...

Ishikawa: ...You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?

Kyousuke: ...A little.

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Manga Ishikawa: *slams open the door looking very panicked*

Manga Kyousuke: Ishikawa-kun, what did you do this time?!

Manga Ishikawa: NOBODY DIED

Manga Kyousuke: WHAT SORT OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?

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Ishikawa, carrying a large bag: Hey Tamaki-san, do you remember where that guy that hurt you lives?

Tamaki: Yes, I do.

Ishikawa: Can you write it down for me?

Tamaki: Ishikawa-san…What’s in the bag?

Ishikawa: 7,000 termites.

Tamaki: What??

Ishikawa: I’m going to release them into the basement of that man’s home and let them destroy everything he loves.

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Yoshii: I don't like this...

Ishikawa: ...You're the one who suggested it.

Yoshii: Because I didn't think you'd agree!

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Kyousuke: Are you ready to commit?

Ishikawa: Like, a crime or to a relationship?

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Kayo: Are you okay?

Ishikawa, lying face down on the floor: I'm having me time.

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Ishikawa: Am I in trouble?

Kyousuke: Take a guess.

Ishikawa: No?

Kyousuke: Take another guess.

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Ishikawa, being held by Kyousuke: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Kyousuke: No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.

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