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Rodolphus: Are you courting yet, Draco?

Bellatrix: Don't be rude, Rodolphus, of course he isn't

#incorrect harry potter quotes #bellatrix lestrange #rodolphus lestrange #draco malfoy #source: the royle family

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Rodolphus: Are you mad?

Bellatrix: No

Bellatrix: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #bellatrix lestrange #rodolphus lestrange #source: chiff #source: chiffoun #belladol #belladolphus

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Rodolphus, to Lucius: So should we two bad bastards hook up or what, then?

Lucius: What

Rodolphus: Would you be my mission partner please?

Lucius: ... Sure

#incorrect harry potter quotes #lucius malfoy #rodolphus lestrange #source: derry girls

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Lucius: There isn't anything you can say to stop me!

Bellatrix: Oh yeah? What if I said ... blargen fediddle no-hip?

Lucius:

Lucius: Well I'll admit, that slowed me down

#incorrect harry potter quotes #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: spongebob squarepants

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Lucius, to Narcissa: You, you're unhinged! Lucius, to Draco: You, you're demented! Lucius, to Bellatrix: You… you're just you!

#incorrect harry potter quotes #lucius malfoy #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #draco malfoy #source: my family

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Narcissa: Not everything on the internet is true

Draco: So there's not beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #draco malfoy #source: the middle

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*caught on a mission*

Auror: I'm sorry, what is it you say you're doing here?

Lucius: We're watching the cat while the owners are away

Auror: I don't see a cat

Lucius: We're not doing a very good job

#incorrect harry potter quotes #lucius malfoy #source: malcolm in the middle

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*Narcissa cooking for a grieving friend*

Narcissa, explaining to Draco: Because when somebody dies, you're not supposed to cook

Draco: Why not?

Narcissa: Because you're not supposed to cook when you're sad

Draco: Are you sad all the time, Bellatrix?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #draco malfoy #source: the middle

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Draco: If you wont take me, I will leave home forever

Lucius:

Draco: Or I'll never leave ... Whatever's worse

#incorrect harry potter quotes #draco malfoy #lucius malfoy #source: malcolm in the middle

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Narcissa: Rodolphus! What did you do to Lucius?

Rodolphus: I cut his hair and gave him a new look! It’s cute, huh?

Narcissa: Yeah, it’s cute. That’s the problem. I don’t need other people to see him walking around like sex on a stick

Lucius: He’s right. I’m too hot, Lestrange

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy #rodolphus lestrange #source: the big bang theory #lucissa

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Bellatrix: Narcissa, you’re muttering under your breath... years of experience have taught me that when you do that, it’s usually about me

#incorrect harry potter quotes #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa malfoy #source: gilmore girls

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Narcissa: Now. Do you or do you not feel bonita?

Lucius, wearing a fitted robe: *long sigh* ...I feel bonita

Narcissa, grinning genuinely: Wonderful! Because you look bonita!

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #lucius malfoy #source: family guy

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Narcissa: Have you not heard of an umbrella?

Bellatrix: I'm going for the wet cat vibe. How do I look?

Narcissa: Pathetic

Bellatrix: Perfect

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: akwardsilince

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Lucius: You aim too high

Bellatrix: For a coward like you, maybe

#incorrect harry potter quotes #lucius malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #source: prompts-in-a-barrel #bellatrix and lucius are frenemies

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Rodolphus, about Draco: Cute kid

Lucius: Don't let looks deceive you. He's a little demon

Narcissa: An adorable demon

#incorrect harry potter quotes #rodolphus lestrange #lucius malfoy #draco malfoy #narcissa malfoy #source: prompts-in-a-barrel

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Draco: Okay, this time, I really didn't do anything

Narcissa: Now why don't I believe you?

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #draco malfoy #source: prompts-in-a-barrel

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Rodolphus: Your garden is impressive

Narcissa: Thanks

Bellatrix: Are the tomatoes waving at me?

Narcissa: Yeah, they do that. You should probably wave back. They get angry if you don’t

#incorrect harry potter quotes #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #rodolphus lestrange #source: givethispromptatry #green thumb narcissa is my headcanon