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How Was Joxter Kicked Out Of The Moomin House?
Who knows? We can only theorize about his disappearance in the fourth book... (Feel free to draw these, no credit needed. Just tag me, I really would love to see them!)
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Stinky: I say the stupidest crap imaginable to whoever I want and get away with it
Moomintroll: But at a cost
Stinky: No I do it for free
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The Mymble’s Daughter: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they are a horse but can’t tell them what my name is in French
Joxter: Ask me if I’m a horse in French I dare you
The Mymble’s Daughter: Tu es un cheval?
Joxter: Nay
The Mymble’s Daughter:
The Mymble’s Daughter: oh you MOTHERFU—
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Moomintroll: You’re so quiet
Snufkin:
Snufkin: You want me to meow or something?
#context: they’re chilling and moomin is anticipating a conversation that doesn’t come around#s: twitter#incorrect moomin quotes#moomintroll#snufkin
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“My IQ test results were negative.”
— Sniff
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“First of all,”
— Moonintroll, praying an idea will come to him in the next five minutes.
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Joxter: I don't have the energy for this.
Snufkin: For what?
Joxter: *gestures vaguely*
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Joxter: I have an idea.
The Muddler: A good one?
Joxter: Let's not get ahead of ourselves
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“I’m always accused of having a favorite friend. That’s not true. I love Snufkin and Not-Snufkins equally.”
— Moomintroll
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“With all due respect, I‘ll completely ignore everything you just said.”
— Little My
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“Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.”
— Snorkmaiden
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“I’ve come up with thousands of plans in my life and only a few got me killed.”
— Snufkin
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Every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pockets. Chaotic and reckless.
Snorkmaiden
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No, I mean, explain what you meant by "How Was Joxter Kicked Out Of The Moomin House?"
Snufkin’s garbage cat dad appeared at the Moomin house at the end of Moominpapa’s memoirs but didn’t appear in any book after that, nor was he mentioned. It goes without saying he indulged in another one of his pea-brained ideas and got kicked out for it. (You may’ve noticed we have a tag of the same name where people submit their theories for the laughs & sometimes I post my own)
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Could you maybe explain this blog's tagline for people who have forgotten the events of Moominpappa's Memoirs/The Exploits of Moominpappa?
Do you mean our policy for submissions? If so, you can just submit incorrect quotes featuring characters from the other books (esp. since moominpappa’s memoirs is mostly a flashback). I’m not entirely sure if I understood your question though!
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Sniff: Snork. Snork. Snork, I screwed up big time.
Snork: Sniff, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Moomintroll: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
Snorkmaiden: Oh no, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity.
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