incorrect-tokyo-ghoul-quotes

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Takizawa: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Houji: You and me.

Takizawa, tearing up: Okay.

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Houji: Are you having another depressive episode?

Takizawa: A depressive episode?

Takizawa: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Houji: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Takizawa: Wow. They sound stupid.

Houji: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.

Takizawa: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Houji: I guess you're right. Hey Takizawa, I love you.

Takizawa: See! Just like that!

Houji: Holy fucking shit.

Takizawa: If that flies over their head then, sorry Houji, but they're too dumb for you.

Houji: Takizawa.

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Houji: Look, Takizawa, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

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Houji: You use humour to deflect your trauma.

Takizawa: Awww, thanks -

Houji: That's not a good thing.

Takizawa: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.

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[incorrect-tokyo-ghoul-quotes]

Takizawa: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Houji: Sleeping is nice.

Takizawa: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.

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Houji: You're violent.

Takizawa: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Akira: Oh, hey, I didn't see you come in. You should have come by and said hello.

Takizawa: Oh! Yeah, I, uh...

Takizawa: Didn't want to bother you.

Takizawa: Or talk to or listen to or be around you.

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Takizawa: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Houji: ... Don't you mean benevolence?

Takizawa: No.

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[incorrect-tokyo-ghoul-quotes]

Uta: I've connected the two dots.

Yomo: You didn't connect shit.

Uta: I've connected them.

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Yomo: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you.

Uta: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Takizawa: Something's off.

Houji: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Takizawa: No, but that's funny.

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Akira: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Takizawa: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Houji and Takizawa planning to break in somewhere:

Houji: We need to distract the guards.

Takizawa: Right.

Houji: What are we gonna do?

Takizawa: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.

Houji:

Takizawa:

Houji: Deal.

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Takizawa: Juuzou, I need some advice.

Juuzou: You need advice from ME?

Takizawa: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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[incorrect-tokyo-ghoul-quotes]

Houji: How the hell are you still alive?

Takizawa: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

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[incorrect-tokyo-ghoul-quotes]

Amon: You look mentally ill.

Takizawa: I am. Let's go.

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