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asahi: mashi you're so childish
mashiho: *signing a contract with a glitter pen* what do you mean? :(
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yedam: I don't know if they'll notice, but I slipped a little note in each of the members' bags to let them know I love them
doyoung: *pulling out a 10 page letter* what the-
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jeongwoo: finally jihoon got rid of that large spider above the high cabinet
hyunsuk: wait— there was a large spider above the high cabinet? how come i didn't see- oh.
jeongwoo: *trying his best to hold his laughter*
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Asahi: *to the doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
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Kidnapper, holding a gun to harutos head: I said CALL YOUR LEADERS!!!
haruto: hey I'm doing this for your own good, if you interrupt hyunsuks fifa match or jihoons pilates lesson they're gonna be pissed..
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junkyu, as a veterinarian: where does it hurt?
cat: meow
junkyu, whispering: i know, but where?
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staff: what tf are you doing
hyunsuk, down on one knee in front of a fan, about to pull a ring out of his pocket: friendship ring..?
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[at a cafe]
junghwan and jeongwoo: *waiting for jaehyuk to take their orders too*
jaehyuk: I won't, be social and be more-
jeongwoo: i never knew you would do that to us, you betrayer-
jaehyuk: okay fine, I would like to order-
junghwan: *interrupting jae* don't forget the choco donuts!!
jaehyuk: choco donuts for this kid, please.
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hyunsuk: while me and jihoon are gone, junkyu you're in charge!
junkyu: yay!!
jihoon: *whispering* yoshi, you're secretly in charge, make sure everyone stays alive
yoshi: sure
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jeongwoo: i know what i did was bad.
yoshi: what?
jeongwoo: you don't know?
yoshi: what am I supposed to know?
jeongwoo: mashi-hyung did something bad
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[picking where to sleep]
haruto: if I sleep in the bottom bunk I'm closer to the door in case of an emergency
asahi: okay
haruto: but im closer in case of an attack
asahi: fine I'll sl-
haruto: then again what are the odds of someone attacking me?
asahi: rising rapidly
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hyunsuk: welcome back junghwan! I hope you had fun with junkyu!
junghwan: yes of course hahah
junghwan's hat: *squeaks*
junghwan:
hyunsuk: ...was that a hamster-
junghwan: nO IT WAS MY STOMACH-
hyunsuk: ITS IN YOUR HAT-
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doyoung: *wearing his red fit*
junkyu, next to him: I hate to say it, i hope i don't sound too ridiculous, I dont know who this man is. I mean he could be walking down the street i wouldn't know a thing. sorry to this man
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jaehyuk: *carrying all the groceries with both hands
asahi: *reaches out to help*
jaehyuk: *switches all the groceries to one hand and holds asahi's hand*
asahi: thats not what I- ..okay
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[ after 32 consecutive hours of jihoon talking to him and following him around]
mashi: I dont wanna be mean but I really need to say this!!!
jihoon: okay, go on
mashi: c-ca..y-you..
jihoon: you're almost there!
mashi: s..sto..
jihoon: take your time
mashi:
mashi: ..please just continue talking about your last pilates lesson :<
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hyunsuk: jihoon and yoshi, you both said you're busy this weekend but I need you to babysit the members
junkyu: I can do that too you know
hyunsuk: last time you spent the whole time sleeping
junkyu: that was only cause my bed was there tho
hyunsuk: ..as I was saying, jihoon and yoshi i need you to babysit the kids
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doyoung: you're not my mom!
jihoon: I don't act that way. do you think I act that way yedam?
yedam: well I..
jihoon: stop rubbing your eyes and speak clearly when you talk!
yedam: yes, ma'am!
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