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Jafar: Can I sleep...like, forever?

Sultan: That’s a coma.

Jafar: ...Sounds festive.

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Jasmine, holding up perfume: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jafar: (Takes it and drinks it all.)

Jafar: Yep it’s perfume.

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Jafar: You made me watch all 8 Harry potter films. I don’t even like harry potter!

Aladdin: Bullshit! You’ve seen all the movies!

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Jafar: Wow the stars are beautiful.

Jafar: But there’s something more beautiful.

Jafar: Me.

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Aladdin: Think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Jasmine: God you’re an idiot.

Jafar: And a coward. Do 20

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Jafar: If you’re ever feeling down...

Jafar: Look in a mirror and just think,

Jafar: Wow! at least I’m not aladdin!

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Jafar: Am I a good person? No.

Jafar: But am I improving?

Jafar: No.

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Iago: Jafar you can’t do that! It’s bad for the baby!

Jafar: What baby?

Iago: Me Jafar..I’m the baby.

#incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #aladdin 1992 #Iago #Jafar

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Sultan: Jafar I trusted you!

Jafar: That was a fucking bad decision.

#incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #aladdin 1992 #Sultan #Jafar

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Jafar: He died of natural causes.

Jasmine: You pushed him off the palace roof!

Jafar: Gravity is neutral.

#incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #aladdin 1992 #Jasmine #Jafar

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Sultan: Aladdin would jump in front of a car for you.

Jasmine: He’d throw himself infront of a car for fun.

#incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #aladdin 1992 #Sultan #Jasmine

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Jasmine: You’re smiling...did something good happen?

Jafar: Can’t a man smile because he feels like it?

Sultan: Aladdin fell down the stairs.

#incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #aladdin 1992 #Jasmine #Jafar #Sultan

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Aladdin: Ow my armkle!

Jasmine: ...your what?

Jafar, sighing: His wrist.

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Aladdin: So if I like men and women, that makes me...

Jasmine: Bisexual

Sultan: StraightGay!

Jafar: A man with a bad taste in human form.

#incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #aladdin 1992 #Aladdin #Jasmine #Sultan #Jafar

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Jafar: Why can’t I just have fun?

Aladdin: Someone always dies.

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Sultan: Okay Aladdin, we have the christmas tree, would you like to put the star on top?

Aladdin: Okay!

Also Aladdin: Throws Jasmine on the tree

#aladdin 1992 #incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #Sultan #Aladdin

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Sultan: What’s your favourite colour?

Aladdin: Jasmine

Aladdin: ...

Sultan: ...

Aladdin: Wait what was the question?

#incorrect aladdin #incorrect aladdin quotes #incorrect quotes #aladdin 1992 #Aladdin #Sultan