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Okay so Ivy is like dating Garroth right
and on valentines day she gets this in the mail
From Garroth: Roses are red violets are blue Garroth Ro'meave is fucking me too.
Sincerely LAURENCE ZVHAL!!!
Ivy: WHAT!?!
Ivy flips the letter over and there it is. A pic of Garroth and Laurence making out.
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When your character is a dumbass who makes terrible life choices but you鈥檙e Committed To That Roleplay
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i'm literally begging you to help us defend our freedom of speech. we have eight days.
please reblog this post, especially if you live outside of the philippines. please help us.
i didn't make the carrd, but it's one of the most useful links right now. #JunkTerrorBillNow needs the most urgency, but there are other issues present too.
i'm begging you all to reblog.
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Hey I know yall didn鈥檛 really follow me for roleplays or any of that shit but I have started an Aphmau Roleplay server for older Aphmau fans!! It鈥檒l be for every series and multiple chatrooms will be made if needed. I am just really tired of rping with kids way younger than I am.聽
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Ava with her skimpy new witchy haloween outfit: SO guys HOW DO I LOOK!?
Pierce: your..clothes
Ava wiggling her eyebrows : Yeah HOT right?
Pierce: No
Ava: :(
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Aphmau: Now now you may be thinking man Aph making an inescapable death trap for all your friends because of one cheeseburger going a bit too far.
Aphmau: but in my defense NONE OF YOU BITCHES HAD WHAT ME AND JASMINKA HAD!!! NONE OF YOU!!!
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Aphmau after finding out one of her friends vored somebody
Aphmau *Sobbing*: I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS PREGNANT I DIDN'T KNOW HE 饾懖饾懓饾懗饾懗饾懍饾懌 SOMEBODY
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Aphmau @IVy: Roses are red, violets are blue, Garroth Ro'meave will never fuck you!
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A Shalashaska christmas with Aaron lycan
Aaron : * Hides behind a table and uses it as a shield as a barage of flipflops come flying at his direction*
Zach: *Is also behind the table* HEY GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE THIS IS MINE
Aaron: S-sorry I-I
*Suddenly a flipflop crashes THROUGH THE GOD DAMN TABLE & LODGES ITSELF into the floor inbetween Aaron & Zach. It has a note attached to it*
Aaron: *Picks up la chancla and tries to read the note* Ugh...it's in spanish I can't read it
*Hands the flipflop to Zach
Zach: *Looks at the note* THIS IS RUSSION YOU DUMB-*Then his eyes widen in shock and fear as he panics while holding the flipflop*
Aaron: What's the matter? It's just a flipflop?
Zach: LISTEN YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WOMAN IS CAPABLE OF
* throws the flipflop out the window*
The flipflop: *Starts beeping loudly before it explodes in the streets* *It also broke the glass in the window....a perfect window break so perfect that it'd be enough to make any werewolf cry. if they were into that sorta thing. *
Aaron: WHAT THE HELL
In the background you hear Sylvanna yell : DARNIT I MISSED
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What I think is happening behind the scenes
Rhaul : Being a cuckold is-
Zex: Rhaul shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, I'm gonna fuck your wife now.
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Luka: I don't think alot of people would understand my love for coffee unless I draw it as a hot humanoid version spitting into your mouth because it owns me.
Katelyn laughing nervously: WHa-T!?
Luka: IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE
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Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan's gunna put so much pink on this doll that you'll be seeing GREEN for the rest of the week from sensory depravation!
Katelyn: " What?"
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Aaron: Fuck..I'm horny
Aphmau: hi horny
Aaron: Oh Irene no
Aphmau: I'M APH!!
And then Aaron broke up with Aphmau
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Leif: Hey are you gunna eat that?
Ava: Leif this is Jakes dog.
Leif: My question remains.
Ava:
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Aphmau wearing war paint and charging into battle: THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO CARLA YOU BITCH聽
Aaron: CARLA WAS A MONSTER AND DANGER TO SOCIETY ITSELF SHE DESERVED IT聽
Blaze: Pssstttt lil dude I might鈥檝e missed something but who the heck is Carla
The small child Alina:*Sighs* The vaccume cleaner.聽
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Ivan: hey baby are you a white van because I wanna fill you up with KIDS
Lucinda: *cocking a shot gun
Ivan:Oh....Oh no
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GUYS LOOK I FOUND EIN!!
https://theultimateincel.tumblr.com/聽
he鈥檚 alive guys聽 omg!聽
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