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I’ve only had bd1 for a day and a half but if anything happens to him I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself-chopper probably

and chopper would be so real for that

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#SDFKJHSFKJS:FK #CHOPPER AND BD-1 MY BELOVEDS

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got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

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Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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Gonky's got Wrecker's ice cones.

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Bro was burned to a crisp.

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I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway. 

http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat

http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat

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so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

#uhmmmm #like 14?? #lol #for an obscure middle grade book series

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"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

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I don't think I'm better off for having a computer in my pocket at all times. I was better off when the computer was a thing I booted up to play Zoo Tycoon.

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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Does Luke know how to swim?

definitely not, the rebellion has to teach him

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Poncho!

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no