Diantha: You need a hobby.
Cynthia: I have a hobby!
Diantha: Pissing off Lance doesn't count.
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N: What's this?
Iris, hugging him: Affection!
N: Disgusting.
N: …Do it again.
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Cynthia: Hey Lance, what are you doing tomorrow?
Lance: Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do.
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Alder: Wallace… How do I begin to explain Wallace?
Steven: Wallace is flawless.
Diantha: I hear his outfit is insured for $10,000.
Leon: I hear he does car commercials… In Kanto.
Lance: One time he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
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Alder: Leon, can I speak to you in private for a minute?
Leon: Ooh, someone's in trouble.
Leon: It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Iris: You can't take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
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Cynthia: There's nothing to do.
Diantha: You could do the dishes like you promised to a week ago.
Cynthia, pulling out her phone: Never mind.
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You thinking about adding Kieran to this blog, since he became champion in the Indigo Disk?
Nah.
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Revisiting Black and White as an adult and a Disability Studies student is wild
Wow Ghetsis is a lot more problematic than I remembered
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Steven: Wallace and I are no longer dating.
Wallace: That's a terrible way to tell people that we're married.
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Wallace: I want to be like a wurmple.
Steven: How so?
Wallace: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
Diantha: You know they only have the lifespan of a week, right?
Wallace: That's just another highlight!
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Steven: It's beautiful out here.
Wallace: And quiet.
Lance: Too quiet.
Wallace: Did we lose someone?
Cynthia, emerging from the bushes: Listen here you shits–
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Alder: Why would you do that? Are you insane?!
Cynthia: …Do you really want me to answer that?
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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
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this was such an unnecessarily brutal way to kick off the N event
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