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Qi Qingqi, after a Peak Lord meeting: All right, good job, gays

Yue Qingyuan, sweating: Surely you mean “guys”?

Qi Qingqi: Did I stutter?

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Shen Qingqiu: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Liu-shidi?

Liu Qingge: No

Yue Qingyuan, trudging behind: I do

Shen Qingqiu: I know, shixiong

Yue Qingyuan: I’m sad

Shen Qingqiu: I know, shixiong

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Mobei Jun: I’m the demon king, my future spouse must be noble, organized, and graceful—

Shang Qinghua: Hello my ki— *trips over air, falls on his face, a bucket falls, spills water all over his clothes*

Mobei Jun: I want this one.

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Mobei Jun, speaking to the crowd of his subordinates: You can never get anything done. You’re all absolutely useless. I hate all of you.

Shang Qinghua, voice shaking: And me too, my king?

Mobei Jun, patting him on the head: Except for you

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Shen Qingqiu, looking at Shang Qinghua’s writing: Do you take requests?

Shang Qinghua, beaming: Sure, bro!

Shen Qingqiu: Please stop.

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Ning Yingying: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous…

Sha Hualing, passing by: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me

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Mu Qingfang: The results are in and it shows that you are… *looks at the sheet* gay

Shang Qinghua: Wait… you can tell that just from the results?

Mu Qingfang: I could tell as soon as you walked in the door

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Shang Qinghua: You know what? I’ve had enough! I’m leaving!

Mobei Jun: Great. Scram. Good riddance.

Shang Qinghua: Yes! Farewell! Hope to never see your handsome face again!

Mobei Jun: Same!

Shen Qingqiu: …maybe you let go of each other’s hands first?

Mobei Jun & Shang Qinghua: No!

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Shang Qinghua, after staying up all night: Look idk the rules and regulations of our friendship...but I need you to carry me to the car.

Mobei-Jun: The fuck is a car

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Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing: Shizun, have you ever considered being a little more direct about your feelings?

Shen Qingqiu: ...More?

Later, Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, I want to hug you.

Luo Binghe: SHIZUN!!!

Shen Qingqiu: With my legs.

Luo Binghe: >///

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Yue Qingyuan: Shidi, how was the sword session?

Liu Qingge: I taught them all my bad habits.

Yue Qingyuan: *look of disapproval*

Liu Qingge: But then I said, "You shouldn't do this."

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Yue Qingyuan, after drawing his blade: All right. Nobody look till I get my sword back in.

Mu Qingfang: I'm not f**king closing my eyes, you look like you're about to fall over.

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Ning Yingying: Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Ming Fan: I don't go to class.

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Tian Lang-Jun, to Luo Binghe, standing with him in front of a mirror: Hey son. Look in that mirror, I see a strong, confident, handsome young man

Tian Lang-Jun: Oh look, you’re here too

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Bing-mei: Shizun, Bing-ge is making fun of me again.

Shen Qingqiu: Send him back to the time out chair.

Bing-ge, upset: Only if you'll sit on it with me.

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Luo Binghe: Fuck, I just want to be loved.

System: What would you prefer? A Shizun just for you?

System: Or a harem of girlfriends.

Luo Binghe: Shizun.

System: One transmigrated Shen Yuan coming right up.

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Gongyi Xiao, the gatekeeper: There is no way out. Just kidding. Door's right over there.

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