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yea
based on that one post
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redtail: glad to see you’re awake, can you-
tigerclaw: i’m not woke and i never will be.
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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lmfao our medicine cat is like. Definitely carrying kits. Like we can all tell
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Imagine posting this publicly
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Common Thunderclan L
🧇 honeyloveSC Follow
Me when I'm so addicted to internet validation I get my medicine cat exiled
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Op didn't get their medicine cat exiled she made her choice oh my StarClan please think for like 10 seconds do you really think the leader found out by checking op's Tumblr? Really? Everyone could tell and it was a matter of time
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It was none of op's business they shouldn't have posted about it? Because it's none of their business? When did privacy go out the window with you cats -_-
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If you're a medicine cat you are a public figure and cats are allowed to comment on you lol
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Whatever you say, Frostsky of WindClan
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Why are you doxxing cats over other clan's business? 🤨 I'm sure your leader would love to hear about this.
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Lol. "My leader"
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I'm not a clan cat.
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Respectfully keep your muzzle out of it then lol
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Does anyone in this thread like catmint?
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yeah.
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squirrelflight: are you seeing anyone
ashfur: no….why? 🥰
squirrelflight: i think a therapist would be good for you.
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Firestar: Did you mean what you said, or did you just say it because the world was ending? Graystripe: ...I really wanna play this cool, but I’m afraid I’m gonna ruin it if I try to be sexy.
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So to prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show "Friends." Boy, those friends really were "friends," weren't they?
-- Firestar giving a speech to Skyclan
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Im not dead bitches
Im just trapped in the void
Help me
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imagine bumping into someone on the sidewalk and they do all of this
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On that note, please watch oddtaxi
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(Ashfur bumps into Graystripe)
Graystripe: ow.
Ashfur: (rapping suddenly) I'm the one who should be saying ow, here! Where the hell are you lookin', did your eyes disappear? Is this war? Love me tender. I'm sick of other cats tellin' me to be gentler. When it comes to huntin', every cat does as they please, but "all's well that ends well" ain't good enough for me. Violence is my business, you simpleton.
Graystripe: what
Ashfur: Hah. "What?" So, that's your answer? Old man, don't make me scoff. If you don't apologize, I'll whip out my claws and claw your brains out. Slosh slosh. Eyes poppin out, left eye, right eye, manged fur in between, skin and about. You understandin'? A heartfelt apology is what I'm demandin'.
Graystripe: it's your fault for not paying attention while hunting.
Ashfur: My fault for not paying attention? That's what every cat says, but I don't agree. Arguin' with every amateur out here ain't for me. Between you and I there's a long, long thunderpath. Too much space between us, you keep drownin' on an anth. I'm sick of generalizations, and if you've matured at all, where's the apology I'm owed?
Graystripe: sorry...
Ashfur: Yeah, that's right, now it's wim-win. Lukewarm like the the fresh water you can drink down by the lake, cold like the snow surrounding the clans in wake. Took me a while to make my point, but today, what I wanted to say was that you'd better make things right. This may sound sudden, but have a heart. I'm sorry, my guy. At the end og the day, I just want some compassion, don't be shy. Yeah. (walks off)
Graystripe: (completely dumbfounded) ...the heat makes cats lose their mind.
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WAKE UP BABE, NEW SERIES INFO DROPPED
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A dark age has given way to an era of peace in the five warrior Clans, and with it comes a promise of hope. As their leaders deliberate on unprecedented changes to the warrior code, three young warriors set their paws on the paths that will decide their futures.
In ThunderClan, warrior apprentice Flamepaw, a descendant of the legendary leader Firestar, struggles under the weight of his famous kin’s legacy, while young ShadowClan warrior Sunbeam has doubts of her own. But in RiverClan, medicine cat apprentice Frostpaw looks eagerly toward the horizon, awaiting the day she will be called upon to help her Clan—a day that may dawn sooner than she ever dreamed.
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Oh my god I was just looking to see how much a copy of Hamlet would be through Barnes and Noble and PEOPLE ARE ROLEPLAYING WARRIOR CATS IN THE REVIEWS??????
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fireheart buddy i dont know how to tell you this but......you're gay
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what if SkyClan named a cat Sunningrock because they have no context for it and no idea why half of ThunderClan and RiverClan are reflexively bristling
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Such devastation! This was not my intention!
-- Ashfur
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Listen, you ragadoll fuzzbrain! Icewing, Harelight, and Mothwing have been living at MY clan driving me crazy, and you're not gonna let them back in ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?!
— Tigerstar
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