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who give a shit *goes back to old fandoms*

#reblog #me in 2021 fr

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the fact that any video game ever gets made is a fucking miracle, let alone good ones.

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Babygirl I could listen to you talk about things I don't give a single shit about for hours

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

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also i skimmed through the movie and it's like. extremely mild. like carl my man nobody would have batted an eye if you'd admitted this and the song would have been found in under a week

going fucking insane @ people finally finding everyone knows that and it turns out it was from a porno soundtrack and it turns out the 17 seconds of music we had were the 17 seconds of music where none of the actors are doing porn moans

#samtxt

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shout-out to the one guy who just set out to watch a bunch of 80s pornos to figure out whether the song was in there or not. a real hero i think

going fucking insane @ people finally finding everyone knows that and it turns out it was from a porno soundtrack and it turns out the 17 seconds of music we had were the 17 seconds of music where none of the actors are doing porn moans

#samtxt

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I love fandom because you can have 100 people write the same prompt for the same ship and you’re going to get 100 amazingly different takes on it. And we’re all going to read those fics and tell each other when we loved them. It’s beautiful.

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going fucking insane @ people finally finding everyone knows that and it turns out it was from a porno soundtrack and it turns out the 17 seconds of music we had were the 17 seconds of music where none of the actors are doing porn moans

#samtxt #this is objectively the funniest outcome possible. #thinking about how op must have started panicking when the search efforts started is killing me. #this whole time my man knew what the song was from and just didn't want to admit he was whacking off. my god.

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

#reblog #i think i already reblogged this post but i need it again on my blog forever

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Flowey: NOOOO! STOP! YOURE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME

The six human Testosterone bottles:

#reblog #undertale

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#reblog #the questions are great but i'm cracking up bc i got a song i've literally never heard in my life so ty for the rec i guess. #it was come on eileen for the record.

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reblog to pet prev

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#reblog #that's the spirit

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paying a little visit to a beloved mutual's blog after not seeing them on the dash for a while as if i'm dropping by their cottage with some biscuits and jams in a wicker basket

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eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

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