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I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

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I love how we say "PROTECT THIS CHARACTER AT ALL COSTS" and then we go and hurt them like they have never been hurt before

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god it took me AGES but it’s finally done. Happy Batman Day!

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#superbat #jason todd #dc #bruce wayne #batman #lmao

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Oh & before I go uhhhhh Full Offense but people saying Tony got his ass handed to him in CW are literally Laughably Incorrect I mean. Have you Literally Seen Tony Working In Any Other Movies Ever.

Yall…..really think ….. Tony wanted them dead….when he had 19900 chances to kill both of them and took Exactly 0. He could have just blown the bunker. Could have used those ^ shoulder missiles.

Could have just cut straight fuckin through them like he did to 40+ drones.

Homeboy got an arsenal that can send a God into submission And Yet the debate over whether tony was going in for the kill is still and issue?

Hell. We even have footage of him POINTING HIS MISSILES AT BUCKY AND THEN SHOOTING THE DOOR INSTEAD.

I’m not even gonna explain this y'all know how easy a snapped neck would be here.

And even here - putting his hands over his own face bc he thinks Steve is gonna try and kill him- He DOES NOT FIRE his clearly live repulsors. TONY STARK WAS HOLDING BACK THROUGHOUT THAT ENTIRE FIGHT! He did not ‘get his ass handed to him’. My mans served his own heavily traumatised ass up on a platter and said ‘here dudes lemme even the playing field a lil bit for u’. WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!

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hey remember when tony was held at gunpoint while zip-tied to a bed and he still worried about the plastic watch that belonged to “his (nine-year-old) friend’s sister”

remember when he made peter parker a spider-themed nightlight to go with his webshooter just because

remember when he was triggered by wanda but looking after clint was his primary concern during the trip back home from that mission. then remember how when other team members went through the same thing, his priority was taking them to a safehouse where they could recover

remember when in the middle of a world crisis, tony had no problem helping a pregnant laura barton with home chores like log chopping and fixing the family tractor

remember how much it mattered to him that pepper would enjoy her christmas gift

remember how he keeps fanmail from kids lying around the house

remember how he doesn’t just thoughtlessly sign kids’ drawings, he leaves little speech bubbles on the characters drawn, customized with the kid’s name

remember how he found time to buy harley a lot of candy

remember how he’s had the same slow bots since his MIT days, and has apparently never had the heart to upgrade them or rid them of their imperfections

remember how he had a model airplane collection and WII in his workshop. remember how he keeps the vintage car his father used to tinker with, according to the picture he also keeps in the shop? remember how that car is his screen saver. remember how his main systems keyboard is made out of a symbolic language he compiled and shares with JARVIS alone

remember how tony named JARVIS after his childhood butler, and created a whole other AI who reminded him of pepper? remember how he coded peter an AI that was invested in the kid’s emotional well being

remember how tony arrived from captivity and the first thing he did was get an american cheese burger? remember how he sat down beneath the podium during a press conference and turned to obadiah stane and told him that it was good to see him

remember that fundamental naïveté underlying everything he’s always done, from “tony stark wants to save the world” to “these are my guns, how did they get my guns?” and “they told me ‘here’s the line, we don’t cross it, and this is how we do business’”

remember how tony thinks that being a superhero would be “outlandish and… fantastic” but he doesn’t think he’s the type and all the way to homecoming he’s looking at a younger hero and vocally wishing he’d be better than him

remember how he’s been trying to use his own struggle with grief and trauma to find solutions that should benefit others as well. remember how he’s explicitly trying to break the cycle of abuse his father started

this post doesn’t have a point or a pattern and it most certainly doesn’t have a satisfactory ending bc it could literally just keep going forever, i just wanted to remind us all of what a Great Dude the fave is

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Iron Man 2 was funny as fuck like imagine you’re battling a terminal illness and at the end of what is arguably the worst week of your life some guy shows up and is like “we’ve been conducting a secret job interview for a position you didn’t apply for and we’ve decided to reject you” and you just go “alright fuck you too then” and revolutionize the energy business.

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steve isn't the type to go for anything fancy or flashy but he can tell the difference between the real thing and the cheap thing, and tony just buys steve stuff sometimes and steve takes whatever tony gives him, so he gets used to the good coffee and the good steak and expensive shampoo and well-made clothes and how full grain leather watch straps feel on his wrist and how top clarity grade diamonds catch the light, and there's a moment where tony catches steve wrinkling his nose at the wine being served at an event and tony is absolutely vibrating out of his body over the moon because steve is spoiled

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Tony: Nice work.

Peter: Thanks, dad.

Peter: Why is everyone staring at me?

Natasha: You just called Tony “dad”. You said “Thanks, dad”.

Peter: What? No I didn’t. I said “Thanks, man”.

Tony: Peter, do you see me as a father figure?

Peter: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Rhodes: Hey, show your father some respect!

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You're the only reason I gave Stony a second look so...

In true sea-owl bridgerton fashion can you give some yandere Steve hcs? Like Tony being the first thing he sees when waking from the ice and just the ice messed some things up man. At first it started small but then Tony's exes started popping up and villains flirting. It gets a bit much some times.

Anon, this is perhaps one of the nicest asks I have ever gotten. You got me giggling at work.

And I will gladly give Yandere Steve head canons. I'm not gonna set this in any specific universe so these are in general head canons across the multiverse.

So Steve was a scrappy little shit before the serum but once he had gotten it it had only enhanced some of those traits. That, plus the ice nap, and the shock the of waking up decades in the future, well his brain chemistry kinda got a little scrambled.

Tony or rather Iron Man was the first person he saw when he came out of the ice, and Steve kind of attached himself to him. How could he not? Tony was so generous when he opened up his home to the Avengers, giving Steve a home. He says he's paying back a debt but Steve has hard time believing that seeing all the good things Stark Industries and Iron Man do. Not to mention Tony was very pretty to look at.

Then Steve finds out about Tony's time in the cave and how Iron man came to be, and Tony has a heart condition?! Part of his suit is keeping him alive!? And he fights with it!?

If anyone notices that Steve sticks closer to Tony during battles after that they don't say anything.

The next incident was when Steve met James Rhodes, or Rhodey, Tony's best friend and brother in all but blood. Steve wanted to make a good impression on Rhodey.

Upon meeting, Rhodey looked Steve up and down, clenched his fist, and curled his lip back in disgust. "He looks like Stone."

"No he doesn't!" Tony defended Steve. "Just because they're both blonde-"

Steve didn't really hear the rest, who was Stone? And what did he do to warrant that type of reaction?

Steve's own fists clenched and lips curled back in disgust when he did look up Tiberius Stone. Stone was Tony's ex, his abusive ex. Steve wanted to reach for his shield, how is this asshole not in jail and how is he still breathing?

Then came the day Stone decided to make trouble for the Avenger, he had the nerve to flirt with Tony. Steve was all too happy to aim his shield at Stone's head. Besides that move made Tony laugh. Steve beamed with pride at getting to make Tony laugh.

After that incident the floodgates just seemed to open with villains and exes, coming in and flirting with Tony. Justin Hammer, Dr. Doom, Loki, and Sunset Bain to name a few. Even some heroes flirted with Tony! It was driving Steve crazy! If Steve fought more aggressively during those fights, blood appearing more frequently on his shield from how hard he threw it at the villains, no one said anything.

Steve's only saving grace was that Tony was spending more and more time with him. Whether it was training, going out, or Steve's favorite, just spending time in Tony's workshop. Steve even has his own space in the workshop now! While Tony's beautiful hands, something Steve is dying to draw, create magnificent inventions Steve creates art in his own space.

The bots like to come up to Steve too and have him play with them. It's very important to bond with his future stepbots, so Steve is grateful for the chance. He'll set the bots up with their own little easels and give them paintbrushes that fit in their claws.

Stone just had to let his ugly mug make a reappearance. It wasn't in battle this time, but a gala for some fundraiser or another. Steve honestly didn't know, he was distracted with how good Tony looked in that male corset. Obvisouly red with gold stitching and ribbons that tie along the back. What Steve wouldn't give to have control over those ribbons.

"Stark!" Stone called out to Tony, ruining Steve's daydream.

Steve blinked when Stone came into view. Stone had gotten a haircut, and it looked very similar to Steve. Damn it Rhodey was right, Stone could look a bit like Steve with the right look. Unfourtantley Tony noticed this too as he shifted away from both men, his discomfort obvious if you knew where to look.

This will not do. Steve will later snap Stone's neck in a cameraless guest room. After that he will go back to the party to dance with Tony, make Tony laugh, and take him home when all this was done. No one will find Stone's body until at least tomorrow. Which was fine by Steve, he had to make sure Tony was happy. Anything for Tony.

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Oh Lance 🥰, listen I started playing this ironically and now I’m obsessed. If you want to give your life up to a mobile game come join my dying server/alliance because I need so we thing to live for at this point 🙃🙃🙃

The way I was about to quit the game until saw him I hate myself so much

#kings choice #king’s choice #random post

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When will get another non-toxic masculine platonic friendship like Felix and Wolfgang who are allowed to have intense feelings for each other and hug and dance together without it threatening that masculinity? When will get a show like sense8 again?

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you know what i like to think about? tony, the little thieving menace, taking steve’s clothing and absolutely swimming in them. imagine, the large, comfy sweaters with the sleeves that cover his hands. the boxers that always slide down his hips but are always so comfortable. the oversized sweatpants that he has to roll up multiple times at the ankles.

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you know what's like sooooo fucking messed up about cas. for centuries, along with the other angels, he got lobotomized for feeling emotions and loving. he got punished continuously for feeling. and when he finally escaped naomi he became human which was like the lowest moment of his life he didn't have a bed to sleep in his friends didn't ask him to stay dean scorned him for having friends outside of him and sam etc. and like then cas gives himself away to lucifer and gets brainwashed by lucifer during the time he was being possessed. he thinks he's finally getting the chance to be happy without any kind of repercussion and then he fucking dies in s12. for the short time that is s13 to mid s14 he's like. wow i'm finally free. even though there are many things which continuously trouble me i can be happy. and then he gives himself away to the empty and now he can never be told he's loved and and he can never just let himself enjoy anything he can never look at his child doing something endearing because the sun is dangerous now

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Endgame directors and writers: Tony only thought of himself before and needed to die to become a hero. It's surprising that he's the one who sacrifices himself at the end

Tony:

#BringBackTonyStarktolife

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~ Tony Stark remembering little things about others ~

- remembers Peter's exact address

- remembers that Peter left the band and how long ago, from what Happy told him

- remembers what Peter told him in the messages he left him like the lady who offered him a churro.

- remembers what Happy's favorite show is and why he loves it so much (+ asks the nurse to put it in the tv for him while in a coma)

- remembers that Couslon's girlfriend is a cellist and where she lives from what he overheard Pepper say

- remembers that Harley's sister's watch was broken and buys the same limited edition watch. He also remembers Harley's Potato Gun and gives him a new one.

- remembers the names of the journalists

- remembers Pepper's uncle's name (even in his dreams)

He's so attentive and caring, I love him so much

#BringBackTonyStarktolife (petition)

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Me watching antis still find ways to blame tony for everything as if the man hasnt been dead for 2 years now and there arent a whole cast of adults who are very alive and also not helping