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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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it used to be 2007 you know

#i was 2 #turned 2 in october 2007 #so i was 1 for most of 2007

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…. no comment

#fallout #to be fair fo4 is free for playstation plus now #i’ll never turn down a free game

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working in television during anzac day is 12 hours of the last post i can’t take this anymore

#i hate those fucken trumpets #one time is enough i beg #i care less and less about these dead blokes every year

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Ella Purnell plays characters who have no idea what the fuck is going on

#i need to watch fallout now don’t i

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#my mother #she only finds characters attractive if they look like they’re almost dead

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⬆️ This ⬆️

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adult Ben looking like him

Oh my god! Finally adult Ben!!!

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You guys know what time it is, battle it out

#neil obviously #what even is the second one

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brother has no more brain cells 😞😞

MY GRANDMA GAVE ME CHOCOLATE COINS FOR EID AND I ACCIDENTALLY BIT INTO ONE ! I FORGOT TO TAKE OFF HALF OF THE ALUMINIUM WRAP ! IM AN IDIOT I BIT INTO IT NOT ONCE BUT TWICE BEFORE REALIZING ! NOW THERE IS ALUMINIUM IN MY BRACES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PS : I WAS ABOUT TO POST THIS AND I BIT INTO IT AGAIN I STILL FORGOT TO TAKE THE ALUMINIUM WRAP

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ITS RED DEAD REDEMPTION BROTHER

i hear the others calling

the only answer I hear is my own

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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my asks inbox has a 2 next to it but when i open it, it says it’s empty, i’m confused and curious

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The eurovision channel posted Israel's song on yoututbe. DO NOT INTERACT WITH IT AT ALL. I cannot stress this enough. Do not watch it, not even to leave comments in favor of Palestine. Not even to dislike it. The algorithm doesn't work that way. Just report it. Make sure to do the same on any other streaming platform you use. Block the artist. Report her even. But DO NOT engage with the song in any streaming platform. Also don't use the hashtag eurovision.

#why are people hashtagging this with eurovison #did they even read the post 😭

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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