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I could never bring myself to leave, even for a couple of weeks. But I used to say the same thing about New York, so.. 

I know right. But it’s definitely home though. No matter where I go I always come back.

#future week

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I feel the same way. It seems like just yesterday when Alex and I moved here. 

Took a group of college kids around the gallery today. Seems like yesterday I was one of those kids.

#future week

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Alex wanted me, too! How could I possibly please both?

I was looking forward to it and you just let me down.

#c #I am not on my a game #or whatever the saying it #is #ugh

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Sorry, I meant to come over, but the time got away from me. 

Guess who has a killer headache and didn’t get laid last night? Here’s a hint, her first name starts with an A and ends with an E.

#c #that was supposed to be a faked sexy look #jfjfjfjfj

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Why noooot?

I miss you too. 

But I can’t.

#c

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Come back. I miss you. 

I’m in Chicago! 

#c

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You're not getting lucky tonight, but tomorrow, I'm jumping your bones. All day. 

That’s my intention.

#c

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Well, I love it. You make it really hard to tease, honestly. 

Because I gotta stay hot for you babe.

#c

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I love you toooooo.

Alex, why are you so hot?

That’s okay, i can wait.

I love youuuuuuuu.

#c

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It's okay. 

I'm still not having sex with you. 

I’m sorry I shared our sex life to the public.

#c

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You sound like Alex, oh god.

I did, you’re such a fucking tease.

#c

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Pretty much. I hope you two are happy together. 

Then I guess I’ll be pretty close with my hand then huh?

#c

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Sorry, love. I know you really wanted to get it on.

Well, god dammit. That’s what I was looking forward too.

#c

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I do, but you're still not getting any. 

Sh you love me.

#c

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Looks like someone's not getting any tonight. 

#trsofs #coughsalexcough

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what's your favorite thing alex does in bed?

Sleep

#HAHAHAHAHA #CAN YOU HEAR ME LAUGHING

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what's your favorite position?

That information is for Alex to know, and for you to daydream about.