JAM STORIES I fucking hate it when people pull my cheeks and shit. I got assaulted at this jam. These girls with a bunch of other girls cornered me tied weird pony tails and wanted me to sing I’m a barbie girl. I don’t even let my sister do this! I sang the song (without the pony tail thank god). These girls should be brought to justice! I’m so outraged! Jk
The guy sitting on me is @yinmeetsyang (Samuel). This guy played an amazing prank. So one of our friends was sitting with his girlfriend getting all lovie dovie like couples do. Samuel sees this opportunity and somehow tells the girlfriend to let him sit near her boyfriend all while the boyfriend is enjoying the performance going on in front of him. She (the girlfriend) agrees to do exactly that. So Samuel goes and sits near the boyfriend. This man all of a sudden keeps his hand on Samuel's thigh and realizes that something is wrong and then he discovers what was going on. The dude got really embarrassed. Good job Samuel. I don't know why he sat on my lap though.