jaxthejester

[jaxthejester]

Can I request Shayne and Damien cuddling please?

God I know they doesn´t look very Damien nor Shayne, but I triedddd

#them!! #shaymien

[jaxthejester]

Okay so I know you just did the most wonderful art per my request but since you said feel free to ask I must! Could I have something with angel!Damien and demon! Anthony? No pressure at all if you don't want to! Anyways your art is amazing and thank you again I will be going back to stare at your art once more.

A select few people have already seen this but here you go <333

#OBSESSED #THIS IS #IM IN LOVE #antmien

[jaxthejester]

Hey I gotta say something because I saw something that made my blood boil and I'm sorry but I'm also fucking not.

Don't fucking sit there and say you support Palestine and free Palestine while also saying boycotts don't work. Puma literally dropped their sponsorship for Israel. Starbucks stock is going down and they're getting desperate giving out deals and spamming ads. I scroll through TikTok and I get like 5 Starbucks ads it's insane and it's because they're getting scared and they should be. To say "civilians can't do shit" is fucking terrible.

I get it you don't want people to "cancel Smosh" but you got to see it as it is: they've been deleting comments about Palestine and to blatantly show up with Starbucks while another cast member openly promoted McDonald's like I love Smosh but it's just so tone deaf at time. I use Smosh as escapism but I can't excuse some of the bullshit that they've done and you shouldn't either.

Anyways sorry for the rant I just saw something that set me the fuck off because I've been very vocal about my support of Palestine in this genocide and to see someone say they support it as well but say shit isn't working just... Ugh anyway um... From the river to the sea Palestine will be free. Ceasefire now.

#free palestine #very well put my friend

[jaxthejester]

so

this guy just hit 1k. bunch of horny on main people smh (im people)

but! just wanted to share. this brought a smile to my face :]

I will love you forever if you keep feeding my alloaro ass FWB fics. Any pairing. Every pairing. I just... It was so cathartic to read something non romantic and I always want more

i tried my best! hope you enjoy!

Shaymien - Pretty Handsome, Awkward

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"Hey, Dames?"

Damien's eyes didn't leave the screen. "Yes, Shayné?"

"I'm horny."

"Ah. Can I finish this level before we start anything?"

"Oh! Shit, yeah. Of course. I'll be in my room."

"Cool. Be there in a few."

Shayne quickly got up and made his way to his room. He opened a bedside drawer and retrived his small bottle of lube, setting it on top of the table it just came out of. Some would argue hunting down the lube mid-act made things more arousing, but Shayne would disagree. He laid down on his bed, waiting for his friend to join him.

A loud "DAH, SHIT!" followed by a shaky breath came from Shayne's living room. Shayne chuckled, knowing full well Damien had failed his level. After a moment, Damien joined Shayne in the bedroom. The former tsked after giving the latter a once over.

"Man, couldn't get a head start by taking off your shorts or anything?"

Shayne sat up on his elbows. "Hey, at least I got the lube out!"

Damien chuckled, leaning against the door frame. "Good. I swear, if you ever try to fuck me without lube again, I'll kick your ass then and there."

"You'll kick my ass while I'm in you?"

"I have a black belt in karate. Don't try me, bitch."

Shayne rolled his eyes. "C'mere, dumbass." Damien quickly made his way to where Shayne laid. He quickly pecked Shayne on the lips before moving to his neck and planting sloppier kisses.

"Damn, moving on so q-quickly?" Shayne questioned. Damien paused his actions momentarily.

"You taste like the takeout we had for lunch. Stale chicken isn't a turn on for me." With that, he returned to Shayne's neck.

"Haah... fair."

Damien's hands began tracing Shayne's frame, pulling his shirt up. Shayne used one hand to help toss the article away. Damien sat up to remove his own shirt.

"How do you want me?" Damien asked. Shayne began to palm his hardening dick.

"Mmm... you feelin' like riding?"

"Yeah, I can do that. Help a bud out and ditch your shorts and shit while I do the same?"

"Of course, man."

Damien hopped off the bed to work his way out of his pants, while Shayne manuvered his hips to slide his shorts and underwear off without getting up. He slowly started to stroke himself while waiting on Damien.

"Damiennnn c'mon, my hands giving me more action right now than you are!"

"Hold on man!" Damien finally freed himself from his pants prison and rejoined Shayne. "Get your hand outta here, that's my job." Shayne let go of himself, letting Damien's hand replace his own.

After a few pumps, Damien put his mouth to the tip and slowly sank down.

"Ho-oh shit, that's the ticket." Shayne muttered, putting a hand to Damien's hair and tugging lightly. Damien whined at the act and began bobbing his head, each time taking more down his throat. "You're so good at this, Dames..."

Damien pulled off, opting to slowly stroke Shayne's dick. "Hah, t-thanks," he said with a dopey grin. "As much as I love blowing you, all this is getting me pretty hard and..."

"I c-can tell."

"Okay, Mr. Comedian. You think you could start stretching me?"

"Oh, y-yeah, for sure. Get on your back."

Shayne moved to sit on his thighs as Damien took the spot he was just in. Grabbing the bottle of lube from the bedside table, he quickly coated his middle and index finger. "You ready?" A hum of approval was all he needed before pushing his index finger into Damien's hole.

"Oh god... mhm, yep, that's it." Quiet babbles of approval fell from Damien's lips as Shayne worked him open, quickly picking up his pace and adding a second finger.

"Sha-Aayne, hurry u-up, I'm fine!" Damien moaned.

"Fine, fine!" Shayne remove his fingers and grabbed his lube once again. Laying on his back, he got the lube over his hand and started readying himself as Damien lined himself up.

"Ready?"

"Go for it."

Damien lined Shayne's cock up with his hole before slowly lowering himself onto it.

"O-Oh god..." Damien moaned lowly.

"Fuck, how are you so goddamn t-tight?" Shayne hissed.

"Hhnn... j-just... give me a second..." Damien steadied his breathing before pushing all the way down. "Hnng- oh fuck... let me adjust..."

"Take a-all the time you need..."

A moment passes by before Damien is fully adjusted. He ran a hand through his hair to ground himself.

"Okay, c-can I move now?" Met with an enthusiastic nod, Damien slowly pulled up before pushing back down, both men moaning at the feeling. Damien had intended to try and take it slow, but that flew out the window.

He was now moving at a quick pace, slamming down hard against his friend's pelvis, making Shayne cry out in pleasure.

"Shit, shit- are you- oh god, are you close?"

"Mm, oh my god, I a-Aam, yes, yes, please-"

Shayne reached an arm up to Damien's hair and tugged harshly. That was all it took for Damien to cum, spilling onto Shayne's chest. Shayne grabbed Damien's hips, holding him in place so he could fuck up into him, causing Damien to cry out in overstimulation.

"Fuck man, I'm s-so close. Do you- fuck- want it i-in?"

Damien, still coming down from his orgasm and being pounded, tried his damnedest to remember how to even talk.

"Haah- nng, out- please- shit, out. Face- oh shit-"

Shayne had fucked Damien enough times to get the general idea of his insane babblings. Hands still gripping Damien's hips, he quickly pulled the other man off his cock and put him on his back. Shayne knelt above Damien's face, furiously pumping his cock. Damien stuck out his tongue as Shayne's orgasm hit. Ropes fell over Damien's face as Shayne tried to catch his breath.

"Hoh god... that was... great." Shayne said with a smile. He picked up his discarded shirt and tossed it to Damien. "For your face. You look ridiculous."

Damien grabbed the shirt and began wiping his face off. "Please, this is 90% your fault."

"Suuure, bud, sure."

#jax's musings #thank you to everyone who enables me!

[jaxthejester]

Shayncer, 782 words, Genderfluid Spencer, pretty fluffy and comedic

So it turns out it tooks 8 hours of the rarepair discord existing for me to be inspired to whip out a quick fic. Well, that and also @tommybowefuneralattendee. Because he made a post that I shared there and then that inspired me to take it the next step further.

Anyway I can't believe being in this fandom turned me into someone who writes funny fluff! But I guess I'll do anything when it's trans. This will not be the last of genderfluid!Spencer

It was when they were preparing for Courtney that Shayne finally pulled Spencer aside. “Hey Spencer? Can you be a girl for this one?” Spencer shot Shayne a look. “You know that’s not how it works, dude.” “I think that is how it works,” Shayne said, wearing that stupid, shit-eating grin of his. Spencer would do anything for it.

#THIS. #its so fucking good #shayncer

[jaxthejester]

the duality of man (cant decide if he should keep his funny clown pfp or change it to a smosh pfp as xy's a smosh blog)

#jax's musings #man. man.

[jaxthejester]

#!!! #im a slut for folie

[jaxthejester]

as someone who loves rarepairs, is aroflux, and sometimes has issues differentiating romantic and platonic love (i'll be sure to unpack this later but thats a different post ✨️), stuff like this really does stand out to me, i guess?

like, with rarepairs, we write a lot of the stuff we wish to see. "i wish x and y interact more!" bam. they had a coffee date. "a and b would make a great couple.." consider it done! i often read the same handful of fics because they just capture what i really want to read with a pairing not many people enjoy.

but with aro rep in fan-made content? it's not often you see it. gen fics are great and i know i have a few i really enjoy, but they're so often overshadowed. (believe me, if i thought i could write the aro experience well, i would. but as an aroflux guy, i feel i wouldn't do it justice. again, something i will unpack later lmao).

god. aro rarepairs. that's a thought.

anyway. i was tagged so theres my thoughts <3 give love to your favorite gen fics and rarepairs tonight. leave comments on ao3. say the clown sent you.

I have such a love hate relationship being in love with rarepairs. Like bro there's little to no content unless you make it yourself but that's also the fun of it? There's just so much fun in taking something that maybe others wouldn't see or ship and being like "yeah... I like that" but it also sucks y'know what I mean?? Anyways we have fun here lol

#rarepairs #aromantic #arospec #aroflux #shipping

[jaxthejester]

damn. endings are always bittersweet, but eioyi? what a silly little show. honestly, a great finale.

also. since trevor is offically cast, i need him to have a food show. im begging.

#smosh #eat it or yeet it #trevor evarts #jax's musings #like PLEASE

[jaxthejester]

rip eioyi. you will be missed sometimes but not every two weeks

#i cant watch the ep rn BUT #i think this is a great way to end the show #cant wait to see what they do with the open block #smosh #eat it or yeet it #jax's musings

[jaxthejester]

for the ask game: "Our One Chance" - Shaymien

ooh okay!! i can see this being either

- fake relationship in an enemies to lovers way. one has a crush on the other and this is the only semblance they’ll get of a relationship with the other, or so they think

- they’ve both kinda been transparent about their feelings for each other, try going on a date to see if it works, and it seemingly goes wrong and they feel like they’re not as compatible as they thought (for angst)

tysm!!!

#oh... oh.... #in love with these BOTH #shaymien

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For the ask game! Antmien with the title "Yes And"

tysm Gabi, now i can yell on main about antmien again!

Yes, And is an Antmien improv troupe au. Damien has been a thespian almost his entire life, so of course he was going to audition for a local improv troupe! He makes the group, and is thrilled. On the first meet, one of the members (Damien was still learning names- Ethan? Ian? Oh well.) causually mentioned a member was late, but they should start anyway. That late member arrived a few minutes later, offering his apologies to the group. It was like Cupid had struck Damien with his bow; he was instantly captivated by this newcomer. He couldn't admire him for long, though, as Ethan or Ian started to set up this meeting. First thing on the docket was duo scene chemistry tests, and as fate would have it, first up was Damien and the handsome stranger. As they made their way to the from, the stranger introduced himself as Anthony with a smile. Damien smiled back. This was going to be fun.

#i love this. #improv troupe antmien for the win! #ask game #antmien

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(ask game) ianthony and “p.s. don’t write” 💕

ooo, i love that!

P.S, Don't Write is a royal Ianthony au. Ian and Anthony are two princes of neighbouring kingdoms in a political fued. Anthony was always one to rebel against his duties, and often snuck away into a wooded area nearing his kingdom. One night, while out in the woods to clear his mind, a lone wolf spots him. Unarmed, he begins to panic, until BAM- a shot is fired out. The wolf drops dead as Anthony looks to the source of the shot. A man around his age is standing not too far from him, shotgun in hand. The stranger looks to Anthony with worry, asking if he's alright. With a nod, Anthony answers, and he and the stranger talk for hours, until the sun rises. As the sun rises, Anthony gets a sudden feeling in his gut. He gently locks eyes with the man and asks if he can kiss him, and they do. Once they part, Anthony asks the others name. Ian. Prince Hecox. Oh shit.

#ianthony is not my strong suit #but it is what it is! #ianthony #ask game

[jaxthejester]

send me a ship + a fake fic title, and i’ll tell you what the fic is about.

#!! #enable me please #ask game

[jaxthejester]

Spommy nation. I just need to be honest with y'all. I am working on an atom bomb right now. When I drop this, you are never going to be the same again. I am a good writer, and I am using my powers for evil. It is a very strange feeling, knowing that for once I am not working on some short idea that popped into my head that is really just me writing the very specific things I want to see; I am creating An Event that is going to Change a subset of this fandom. Hell, even if you're not a Spommy person? I know some of the "what ifs" I'm exploring will fuck you up.

I know you all like angst. But not this kind. This is not what you're used to. There's not enough Major Character Death smosh fic, and goddammit, I'm here to change that.

Right now I'm at 5k and it's been a little over a week of writing; I'm thinking it'll probably be 10k? Knowing my schedule for the next few weeks, I'll probably finish it around the 31st? So that gives you ten days to prepare yourselves. Good luck!

Feel free to DM me if you want me to talk your ear off and send you snippets.

#its going down #you will never be the same #and neither will i #spommy

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Yo so I was inspired by @jemannesimms to make a uQuiz after going and looking at all the Smosh quizzes on the site and realising how outdated all the ship quizzes were, so I made a new one!!

If enough people feel there’s a ship I should add I’ll update it but anyways enjoy!!!

Also there’s a secret troll ship 🥰🥰🥰

#shaynse #! #honestly i do love their dynamic #loved the quiz too!

[jaxthejester]

OTS HAPPENING THE SLAP IS HAPPENING

#smosh #who slapped me #anthony padilla #OH MY GOD