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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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thank god for text posts. they don’t have text posts on insta (i think). sometimes i just wanna ramble on main yk. insta doesn’t let you do that. god bless text posts.

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Trans women: Violet, Jessica, Rose, Cassidy, etc

Trans men: James, Alex, Kyle, Felix, etc

Enbies: Milk, the devourer of worlds and destroyer of time

#this post is brought to you by the pangenderfaun committee #lgbtqia+ #transgender #transsexual #transfem #transmasc #nonbinary #enby #trans pride

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who the fuck is coming up with slogans in australia. Life’s pretty straight without Twisties? It’s hard to have a gay time on your own? stop it

#this fucking country man #i love y’all but holy shit #twisties #australia #gaytime

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cod canon rant scroll past if you’re easily offended when fanon is insulted lmao.

“omg könig is so baby! he’d never hurt a fly!!” he is a colonel.

on the topic of könig: “omg könig and ghost! tehehe!” ghost is specgru. könig is kortac. they are canonically on opposite sides. there is no situation where they would end up in the same place aside from maybe a war or something.

also there is more than like. five people. on TF141. as much as there can be a small amount of people on a task force, they canonically have around 1000 people internationally that are under the TF141 label.

also note the most recent codmw games are reboots, in case you weren’t aware. also try the old versions!!

i know this is very “rah rah there’s more games than warzone and modern warfare and this is literally just campaign shit” which i am aware of. i still have the old copy of codbo for ps3.

on the other side of the coin: i honestly think there’s nothing wrong with simping for/kinning the characters. they’re characters. not real people. as long as it’s not some extreme bullshit like the “könig is 5’10” canon.

this also includes self inserts!! literally nothing wrong with self inserts as long as they’re not a mary sue. same goes with a lot of fandoms.

also there is nothing wrong with playing both sessions exclusively. less tryhards that way.

there’s my little rant for the day. time to go back to shooty bang bang and getting my ass kicked because i suck at the game.

#cod #codmw #cod warzone #rant #codnon (cod canon)

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blue, cats, and salted caramel :D!!

i don’t really have anybody to tag but other moots feel free to join in <3!! and anybody else that sees this ofc

A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:

~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.

~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.

~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.

~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.

Mine are:

~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.

Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)

@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just

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guys what is home safety and why is there a hotline for it? idk i’ve never read the game

#this is a joke btw #home safety hotline #analogue horror #? #idk i watched #jack manifold #play it #tehe

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guys help idk what i did but my dash is exclusively porn

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jooboobsoobn-voobr-hoobhoob-hoobhoobs

i have nobody to tag oh no :c

Tag game inspired by Frozen Gem’s video and the corresponding Twitter post:

Replace every vowel in your username with “oob” and then tag 5 people.

I wanna see how far this goes.

Oobmmoobnoobtoobthoobsooboobwoobng

O.O

@snoopitydoopity @dont-take-the-money @volley-ball-101 @aspirationatwork @kitten-solari

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morning tumbles!!

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why do i have over 100 followers im barely active anymore and its literally just me reblogging gay shit help 💀

#get followed idiot /ref #everyone loves gay shit!! #yippee!!

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#literally none :c #all my purcahses are like #overshadowed by my mother #so i can’t but books without telling her what they’re about first

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say you’re gonna make slime!! slime takes borax and glue among anything else you may want to add (and hey. you can also just make slime if you have any left over)

how to tell parents that you wanna make one of those therian masks thingies without telling them you're a therian no borax no glue

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hm. jaysen is such a nice name. might uh. steal it.

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yippee!!

FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED.... krypton as an oc name..... I'm on my periodic table grind (also making ANOTHER test subject oc cause the name reminds me of an old oc who I've since forgotten)

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FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED.... krypton as an oc name..... I'm on my periodic table grind (also making ANOTHER test subject oc cause the name reminds me of an old oc who I've since forgotten)

#bioluminescent? more like bisexual haha

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REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.