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ITS THE BLACK EXCELLENCE FOR MEEEE

#wwe #bianca belair #jade cargill #naomi wwe #black excellence #black queen

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Look at Roman collecting his babes ❤️

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THE LONG TERM STORYTELLING OF THIS PLOT IS MAGNIFICENT ON MY SOUUULLL

#triple h is cooking #wwe #roman reigns #solo sikoa

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LITERALLY LIKE THE UNMITIGATED GALL

“We Want Roman” after complaining about him for his entire reign is nasty work 😬

#roman reigns #smackdown #wwe

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I'm sorry, these are just my random 11 pm thoughts but watching Cody do his promos, I've always thought the promos superstars do where they are completely alone, no one to bounce off of(no faction and no tag team partner), and no one ends up coming out and they're either talking about whatever feud they're in or just idk talking to the crowd were kinda strange. Like sir/ma'am who are you talking to, bring somebody out pls.

And I've noticed it the most on Cody's last promos cause like for sure we're in the transition period to the draft so they probably don't wanna start a feud when everybody's place hasn't been decided yet. But dude, man's is just speaking random shit into the cosmos. Who are you talking to? Paired with the outfit which I will address in a minute, it feels like a president is addressing the nation.

Like Dwayne, where tf are you dude? Don't come out to start shit and then disappear into the night and leave Cody to meander and just give "hi, how are ya, have you met my friend Jey" promos. Y'all are fucking this man before he's even able to get on his feet. Now goofy fans are saying he's boring, and yeah the promos are a little meh cause there's not much content to them for him to talk about so he's essentially keeping up appearances. But honestly if they had told us the champ was resting and had him come back the week of the draft, started the rock stuff, drafted them both to the same brand that week, and kept it movin, we would have been gucci. Yeah some fans would be dicks and be like where tf is he, he's supposed to be here blah blah blah. But Idk to me it feels better then giving promos about mostly nothing of importance because they can't start the things of importance yet.

Anywhore, onto the suits.

Cody constantly dressing like he's running to be a Senator cracks me up. I just scrolled through several tiktoks of him y'know being casual backstage, an interview, his reality show and in every, single, one, he's in the suit. Like a lot of the time I'm like "He got that shit on tho😗" other days...

Put 👏 Something👏Else👏On👏Neeooowww

Anyfuck, that is the end of my late night ranty rant.

#I love roman but I do want the man to succeed even if hes not the flavor for me y'know #just as a wrestler who's been putting his soul into this feud for 2 years #the rock #cody rhodes #wwe #monday night raw #wwe smackdown #rant post #random rambles

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RRRRAAAAAAHHHHH 🗣️

SPENCER AGNEW WANTS TO BE STEPPED ON BY RHEA RIPLEY

ITS CANON NOW IDC IDC IDC

#Hes now my favorite #Because me freaking too dude #Also wondering if spencer watches wwe or JUST rhea #Because if its just Rhea that makes it hilarious #what a simp dude #rhea ripley #smosh

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Bro

Stop

I can't breathe

Cody did not say...

Until we YEET again.

Idk how to feel

Like it was funny, kinda cute, but I'm also in pain from cringe curled into a ball.

I'm having suffering succotash flashbacks.

#what in the written in the stars buffoonery is this #They have a 10 or something second delay when live to bleep stuff out #and yet here we are #cut the cameras #deadass #😔 #nothing truly will ever be as bad as suffering succotash tho ngl #cody rhodes #jey uso #wwe #wwe raw #monday night raw #yeet

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Quick question, where are my basic bitches for animation styles with anime. Like you physically cannot bring yourself to watch an anime because for you the style is "ugly" or doing to much to the point that it's distracting or overstimulating. And luckily I lack any kind of fomo when it comes to shows so even if I hear it's the best plot that's ever graced the face of television, I am perfectly resigned to miss out on it. I will be alright. 

I accept I have a dumb reason for not liking these animes and I go on about my day y'know. 

#Like dragonball is the ugliest anime I've ever seen and that's just how I will feel forever. #JoJo's is just more unpleasing to the eyes and distracting #Like even demon slayer's style for some reason is off putting and overstimulating to me idk #rant post #random rambles #random rant #anime

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

#He is on it with these uploads #im so excited #garrett watts #andrew siwicki

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I'm excited but uh...yeah

#sword af #y'all already know what I mean.... #I respect their dedication on refusing to slay sometimes #take what you can get ig🤷 #after such a long wait too #sigh #smosh

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Oh don't mind me just some random jey crop top appreciation😗

#I swear its slowly getting shorter and shorter #im not complaining #im actually quite feral #we need more of this wwe😤 #men in crop tops #jey uso #wwe

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The grips around the back of his pants, the arm across his torso, THE GENTLE HANDLING AND CALM DEMEANOR WHILE HE SETTLES DEAN

F U C K

#These two are my roman empire #i miss themmmm #praying to whomever above that I see them in the ring again some day #ambreigns #roman reigns #dean ambrose #jon moxley

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Y'all I cannot believe this man brought that byo championship out with him to confront Cody. He simply cannot exist in the same space with another champion without a belt of his own. Mf will start tweakin if he feels even minutely less important.

#he is so unintentionally funny #dwayne johnson #the rock #wwe #cody rhodes

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Feeling a little 😒 about the discourse I saw in reposts and whatnot of the 3 Hispanic champions post. Hispanic refers to people, cultures or countries in relation to Spain or the Spanish language. So yes, Bayley and Cody despite looking yt, are ethnically Mexican and Cuban. The fact that their Hispanic parent decided to have a child with a non-Hispanic white person doesn't change that even tho I thought Bayleys parents were both Mexican 🤔. Regardless, the Hispanic representation still stands. Idk why this is so hard for people to understand.

Why are y'all frothing at the mouth to take away people's ethnic identity because they don't have the "proper" features and skin tone. Y'all are literally doing the reverse of people who hate them because they have those features and skin tone. It's damn near just as damaging to them because they feel like they truly belong nowhere since neither side accepts them, and then even minorities of other races who this doesn't concern don't accept them. Mfs can't catch a break.

And it really made me mad with Cody because Cody has claimed his Cuban heritage before but the internet decided to go crazy and get mad about it instead of embracing it because he wasn't Cuban enough for them. And now it has made him shy/scared to claim it moving forward. Do you know how fucked that is? UGH

One half of you does not erase the other. People shouldn't have to prove themselves or feel like they don't belong when it's their own culture ffs.

Here's where Cody discussed his Cuban heritage if you want specifics on him talking about this: x

Original post I reference at the beginning: x

#I aint even a Cody stan like that but this is ridiculous #Im not Hispanic so I understand that this isnt my business but I just couldn't stay silent. #and this applies to the mixed race people of my own ethnicity #can yall stop trying to stick it to the white devil for five seconds and just let people be secure in their ethnicity #cody rhodes #bayley #wwe bayley #damien priest #wwe #wrestlemania #wrestling

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THE TINY MAN HAS POSTED HIS PHOTOS.

THE FAMINE IS OVER!!

#look at himmmm😭 #after 40 days and 40 nights #never back down never what #smosh #shayne topp

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So I can't stop rewatching Roman's walk up the ramp after the match and his hug with Paul. I don't like crying but here we are.....

#roman reigns #wwe #wrestling #wrestlemania

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MY FUCKING HEART 😭

#ThankYouRoman