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Jonathan Coulton Quotes
On this blog I post excerpts from Jonathan Coulton's song lyrics in the form of quotes! It's mostly lines that I like personally, but if you have a favourite line, why not send an ask or submit it?
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“First of May, outdoor fucking starts today!”
— Jonathan Coulton. “First of May.” Smoking Monkey.
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You'll make me make sense.
Jonathan Coulton. “Nemeses (early version).” Artificial Heart.
#quote#nemeses#nemeses (early version)#artificial heart#I mean technically this version wasn't on the album but
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Be strong, be brave - but don't forget to be soft.
Jonathan Coulton
#quote#it would be embarrassing to have two 1st of May posts in a row so gotta pad it at least a little bit#tbh I forget this blog exists 99% of the time
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“First of May, outdoor fucking starts today!”
— Jonathan Coulton. “First of May.” Smoking Monkey.
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For those who missed the Kickstarter, you can still pre-order Jonathan Coulton’s new album Some Guys on BackerKit! There are a lot of other goodies here as well; such as Solid State t-shirts, a complete digital back catalog of JoCo’s previous albums, Artificial Heart Special Edition boxes and more!
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  Jonathan Coulton has just announced his new album Some Guys - and it’s up on Kickstarter right now! You can get it on CD, vinyl, or simply as a digital download (which is also included with all physical copies). There are also signed CD/vinyl copies available! Psst… You can also get vinyl copies of Artificial Heart and Solid State…
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Therapy’s great and so is crying. I try to do both at least once a week.
Jonathan Coulton
#JOCO'S NEW ALBUM SOME GUYS IS LIVE ON KICKSTARTER#SORRY FOR BEING DEAD IF I FIND THE TIME I'LL TRY TO SET UP A QUEUE#quote
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“First of May, outdoor fucking starts today!”
— Jonathan Coulton. “First of May.” Smoking Monkey.
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I can’t make it alone and I’ll sink like a stone, unless you can undo what I’ve done.
Jonathan Coulton. “Gambler’s Prayer (Demo).” Other Experiments.
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime!
Jonathan Coulton. “Chiron Beta Prime.” Thing a Week Two. (via jonathancoultonquotes)
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“We gotta take one Christmas at a time.”
– Jonathan Coulton. “One Christmas at a Time.” One Christmas at a Time.
#and like Jesus I rise again to bring you a holiday quote on the Eve of#(I’ll really try to get a queue going I feel really bad for missing so many weeks)#jonathan coulton#john roderick#one Christmas at a time#quote
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I know you care, you just don’t care for me.
Jonathan Coulton. “Make You Cry.” Thing a Week Four.
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Dinner was a bag of cheese, and you just ate it standin' by the sink.
Jonathan Coulton. "Give A Little." Solid State (Bonus Tracks).
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Why does no one come here to save me?
Jonathan Coulton. “You Could Be Her.” Thing a Week Two.
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Be a dick, stab a dude.
Jonathan Coulton. “One Of Those.” Solid State (Bonus Tracks).
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You said you’re sorry, you said you’d try — but you never did.
Jonathan Coulton. “Octopus.” The Aftermath.
#octopus#the aftermath#quote#I've been trying to post a new quote at 12 PM every Monday but that hasn't worked out#so now it's just every Monday#feel free to turn on notifications for this blog so you don't miss a quote!
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Your heart’s all done, but your head won’t let you run.
Jonathan Coulton. “Ordinary Man.” Solid State.
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