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kattythingz · 3 hours
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I am, so so so so in love with your YJ x FMA AU
Poor Kaldur, no kid, you would have definitely not been able to contain Ling, Lan Fan is the only one capable of thinking of containing Ling (And AL and Winry are probably the only ones who can try to contain Ed. People think they can contain each other but they're wrong, those two enable each other way too much) and probably Teacher... everyone fears Teacher
Bruce is definitely not used to people not reacting to him and unfortunately Ed has put up with too much of Mustang's bullshit to even think of being intimidated
CORRECT. Kaldur really has such high expectations for himself, he has no idea Ling (and Ed) is beyond reasonable comprehension. They absolutely enable each other. You know shit's fucked when they do have to contain each other.
And, yeah, basically!! I think, also with how dramatic hero costumes are, Ed Cannot take the League seriously. He's glared down people in military uniforms. He's gonna be a little unserious when some guy in a bat suit tries doing the same.
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kattythingz · 4 hours
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YJ x FMA Pt. 4
Yeah. Another one.
I am so sorry Solaris 😔 You'll have my love again when Jinx is done betaing your shitty first draft. No, I swear!! Really!!!
Anyway some of y'all might've missed it in the tags of pt.1, so I'm putting it here again just in case, but edling are about 20 (turning 21) in this au! Three years post-canon of my magnum opus, Ed keeps his alchemy, blah blah usual crossover indulgences.
🧡 Pt. 1 💛 Pt. 2 🤍 Pt. 3 🩵
They’d admittedly lost track of time following that previous conversational note.
Robin had been bursting with questions since Ed confirmed Kaldur’s theory about his powers—alchemy, Ed stressed, a science, though Robin called nonsense—and Ed was really no help with how receptive he was to each follow-up. Ling was a pretty chatty guy too by nature, but he’d gone comparably silent listening to his fiance talk, watching his face the entire time and laughing when his hands flailed like the sight would disappear from him if he strayed.
If Robin was immature, he would’ve feigned gagging at that. As it was, though, everyone understood Ling’s feelings. And they were all pretty curious too.
So, you know… It was kind of too late when Robin finally remembered.
“OH, CRAP!”
Mt. Justice was clear in sight now, so his abrupt exclamation startled the team and Ed. Conner, who’d been suspiciously silent and brooding in his corner, turned to raise an eyebrow at him.
“What?” he said, which still sounded a little like a demand, but that was okay. He’d gotten much better as of late at measuring his tone. This was improvement. 
That unfortunately did nothing for their current dilemma.
“What do you mean ‘what?’” Robin said, totally calmly, thank you very much. “Aren’t we forgetting something major here, guys? Something giant and looming, maybe?!”
It took them all a second.
“Oh,” Ling said, then, way too cheerily, Robin was punching him, “oh! That��s right! Your—”
Megan gasped. “Oh my gosh. I completely forgot—!”
“BATMAN!” Wally cried like it was already his funeral—which it admittedly was. “Ohhhh, crap. Crap! We are so dead, guys—”
“What? Why are you dead?” Ed interrupted. His brow had been steadily furrowing since Robin’s initial panic, and he looked properly annoyed now. He directed the look at Ling, scowling. “Ling, what are they on about?”
“Batman, dude!” Wally reiterated. “He’s only our fricking boss and the scariest Leaguer to have glaring you down!” Ed raised an eyebrow, not getting it, and Wally groaned. “This was supposed to be a recon mission. Only a recon mission. And we completely ditched that to rescue you instead!”
Wally hadn’t meant it like that, but Ling still frowned. “This isn’t Ed’s fault. It was my purpose to begin with. If it’ll spare you the grief—”
“No,” Kaldur interrupted, dragging the focus to him. He sat up straighter. “I am the leader, and I approved this diversion myself. I could’ve controlled Ling, but I made the active decision not to. If this is anyone’s fault, it is mine. I will explain to Batman.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
It was Ed’s sharp interjection that shot first, taking them all aback.
“You couldn’t have stopped this idiot if you’d knocked him out and tossed him in a ditch without his sword,” he continued, and Ling nodded vehemently. “I couldn’t stop him on a good day, forget one of you guys.”
“That’s great and all,” Artemis said darkly, “but Batman won’t take that excuse so easily. Especially after our last mission…”
Robin grimaced at the reminder of Doctor Fate. He hadn’t been part of that mission himself, but, from what he’d heard, things hadn’t gone so smoothly. Wally had taken an unnecessary risk putting on the helmet, and Bruce—Batman was furious. For good reason, considering what that helmet did, and it had nearly gotten his best friend…
But, still.
Today hadn’t just been an unnecessary risk. It was a loud one. Those scientists were sure to bolster their efforts now, knowing the Young Justice were on their tails. This might’ve painted a greater target on Ed and Ling’s backs too.
Batman had every right to scold them for this.
Robin’s stomach twisted, and he swallowed.
The group was silent as Ship brought them inside. Ed didn’t voice his reactions like before as the path lights sparked in tandem to frame the hangar ahead.
Kaldur led them out with his back straight after landing.
Ed couldn’t quite muffle his noise that time as he disembarked last with Ling. He tossed a quick “thank you” to Ship, who beeped in affirmative delight, and ogled around the vast space with an echoing awe.
“This place is huge,” Ed gasped from the edge of the landing dock. His eyes drew high and low but ultimately lingered on the underwater entrance of the place. “What is this, exactly? There’s a generator and a pool…”
“This is the hangar,” Megan said, livening up a little at the opportunity to brag about her current home. Then, remembering last-second, “Oh, that’s a space where we park aircrafts and stuff. I guess you really don’t have that back in your world, huh?”
“Nope. What’s with the pool, then?”
“That’s for submarines. Those are—”
“Oh, you’ve got those here?” Ed’s eyes lit with understanding when he turned to her floating next to him. Catching her “manners” at that, Megan made a small noise and lowered to her feet. She was still laughably taller than Ed like this, and, oh, wow, now that Robin noticed it—
“Holy crap, wait,” Wally suddenly snickered next to Robin too, much worse at masking his amusement. “Dude, now that I’m looking at you—”
He cut off on a high yelp before Ed’s glare even reached him.
Ling pulled back his slanted hand from where he’d subtly jabbed Wally, striding over to Ed with a grin. “It is a fascinating space, isn’t it?”
Ed narrowed his eyes between the two of them before letting it go with a huff. “Yeah. I thought for a second that they might’ve developed air travel instead of ocean, like a parallel balance kind of thing… but I guess not.”
Ling started him down the stairs, and it didn’t escape Robin’s notice that Ed was leaning slightly into Ling’s side as he descended. Ling, for his part, didn’t say a word on that and kept a hand hovered low over Ed’s back. 
So it wasn’t an injury, Robin mused as the rest of the team followed downward. Ling had made a pretty big deal earlier of checking Ed’s neck under his turtleneck, and he’d completely ignored the team was watching when he wiped his fiance’s scratches tenderly before Ed had seen fit to remind him with a violent blush.
A bad leg, maybe? Or…
Megan took over leading them around the place again, slipping easily into the comfort of playing tour guide. When they reached the mission room, she quieted some, anxious as the rest of them.
The room was thankfully empty for now. Though, Robin would’ve preferred if they’d just rip off the Bandaid now. He hated the slithering feel of trepidation under his skin.
“And this… is the mission room,” Megan said with less pizzazz. “This is where Batman gives us our missions, and where we do our training with Black Canary! Although, I don’t see any of them here yet…”
“Yeah, thank god,” Wally muttered. “Give us a second to brace ourselves.”
Robin snorted. “You mean the thought of having your soul judged live doesn’t fill you with excitement? Fake, dude.”
“Says you, you little jerk. If anything, won’t you be scolded the wor—?”
“So, what was that about a training room?” Ed’s loud voice cut him off, though Robin couldn’t figure why he cared to keep things light. Batman was going to be disappointed one way or another. There was no avoiding that. “Seems a little barren for one, don’t you think?”
“Do you really have room to speak, darling?” Ling chuckled. “You were trained in a backyard, weren’t you?”
“A backyard?” Artemis said, and someone—Conner, probably—snorted loudly in the back. “You can’t be serious.”
“Oh, I am!” Ling said. “Though, I’m leaving out the part where it was sometimes a butcher shop too.”
“Yeah, and you’re too scared to step foot in either of those places,” Ed shot back, crossing his arms. “Which reminds me. I contacted Teacher while you were gone—”
“Pardon?”
Several eyebrows shot up at Ling’s honest-to-god squeak.
Ed’s grin stretched slow and vicious. “Well, I needed help understanding the unknown transmutation circle that you touched. You know, considering it was an instantaneous reaction. And I had to be careful.”
Three strikes in one. Ouch.
Ling winced, recoiling slightly as he rubbed the back of his neck. “R-Right. Of course. And… what did she say, by any chance?”
“Oh, nothing! She just asked me to give you a little something.”
Nobody saw it coming when, in a split second, Ed shot out to grab Ling’s arm.
Ling didn’t even cry out before he was tossed completely over Ed’s shoulder. He met the ground with a belated yelp, then another when Ed stuck a boot on his chest and tightened his hold ruthlessly.
Robin cringed along with everyone else at the brutal angle.
“OW! Okay, okay, okay, I plead! Ed, I’m sorry—!”
“YOU BETTER FUCKING BE! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SCARED SHITLESS I WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR STUNT?! I spent an entire week figuring out that damn circle! And then I had to come after your stupid ass myself, because of course you didn’t even have Mei around to supervise! Just what the hell were you thinking? Were you thinking at all?!”
“I already told you I wasn’t! Have mercy on me for once, you know I won’t do it again—!”
“DAMN RIGHT YOU WON’T! If you ever—!”
“What is the meaning of all this ruckus?”
A reverberating metallic voice from above interrupted the team’s badly muffled amusement, and Ling’s misery.
Ed looked up with them scowling, an irritated question on his tongue, “Who—?”
Megan exclaimed over him, darting forward, “AHHH, that’s Red Tornado! He’s our supervisor around here. Hi, Red Tornado!”
Red Tornado lowered from the center of the ceiling, and if androids could raise an eyebrow, then Robin was pretty sure his had disappeared far past his hairline. He paused on Ed to obviously scan him, and Ed didn’t even twitch under the scrutiny, holding steady on poor Ling.
“You are not a resident of this mountain,” Red Tornado said. 
“Yeah, no shi—”
“But you carry the same energy as Ling Yao, and you are here with the team.” Ed’s mouth snapped shut, annoyed and put off by the very-much-an-android stopping before him. “Am I to assume you arrived with them the same way from their mission?”
“You are exactly right, Red Tornado,” Kaldur spoke up hastily, deflecting the attention to himself for now. “In fact, we were hoping to report our findings to Batman as soon as possible, so we may swap information. Do you know where he—?”
“I’m right here, Aqualad.”
Robin tensed at his mentor’s voice. He wasn’t shocked enough to spin to him like the rest of the team, but he did take a quick breath before facing him.
“I guess I don’t need to ask how it went,” Batman rumbled, emerging from the shadows of the next hallway over. “Considering what I’m looking at right now.”
Ed squared his shoulders in the corner of Robin’s vision, releasing Ling notably gently and—in a feat of audacity Robin had never witnessed in anyone before—scrutinized Batman right back.
He stopped dead at Batman’s eye, neither speaking first.
The atmosphere stretched distinctly like ozone, discomforting everyone as they stood still in place of anxious shuffling.
Finally, something breached the surface.
“Well, I don’t need to ask who you are,” Ed said blandly.
Batman’s frown didn’t twitch, but Robin had a feeling that wasn’t the best first impression Ed could’ve made on him. “I can’t say the same for you, unfortunately. Are you from Ling’s world?”
“Obviously. Are you the boss around here?”
“Obviously,” Batman returned, and stood taller, then. “How did you get here with the team? Who are you?”
“I came through a satanic circle.” Wally didn’t quite muffle his choked noise at the deadpan tone. Ed continued, “Shouldn’t you check on your troublemakers first before interrogating me like this? Seems like the greater priority right now.”
The words struck something in all of them, Robin thought—but himself most. He couldn’t stop his gaze from darting to meet Batman’s—no, Bruce’s, in time.
His heart skipped a beat long after the glance-over passed.
“The team knows how to handle themselves,” Batman’s voice returned to douse the mood. “It’s not surprising that they came back okay. It’s what they’ve been trained for. You’re the only hanging question currently.”
It was so messed up that Robin’s chest warmed at the indirect praise. A quick glance at his friends told him they shared his mixed feelings.
“You’ll really be disappointed, then,” Ed snorted. “Not much to me that I can answer. I got here through a circle, I broke myself out of the jail your team just so happened to be scouting, and I found my idiot fiance with them. I basically forced them to bring me along at that point.”
“That is so not what happened,” Wally whispered low in Robin’s ear, echoing the thought he hadn’t voiced. “What the hell is he—?”
“The team discovered you were being held captive and, due to your connection to Ling, deviated from the mission to rescue you.” Batman’s accurate conclusion overrode the conversation again. 
He didn’t… sound overly disappointed, Robin didn’t think. Not moreso than usual. He wasn’t surprised, at least. 
That was usually a good thing, in Robin’s experience. But still, this entire atmosphere was weirding him out. What was Ed doing?
He got his answer when Ed’s voice went steely, saying, “Actually, I was already planning on breaking out myself. It was lucky timing that they decided to help me, otherwise that fancy lab would’ve been rubble after I was done giving those scientists a piece of my mind. You should thank them, really.”
Robin’s eyes widened, understanding dawning on him at last.
He turned to Ling, who’d manifested as silently as ever at his and Wally’s side, and he’d already been looking at Robin.
Ling’s lips curled at a corner and he shrugged. Smiling: That’s how it is.
Bafflement struck everyone’s faces that’d peeked over.
This was actually happening, then. Ed was actually protecting them from Batman’s ire. Lifting the brunt of the judgment from their shoulders onto his own.
Forget audacious. This guy was outright crazy!
Robin’s startled grin at the realization threatened to break his mask before he put it away swiftly.
It nearly surfaced anyway when it looked like Batman was considering the defense.
He must’ve had a million demands in his mind; paranoia, however cruel at times, had served him, and Robin, and several other superheroes, extremely well. Paranoia was the reason Gotham was still deemed safe enough to live in. It was Bruce’s best kindness to their city, sometimes, and to the team whenever survival was up in the air. It meant he cared about the outcome and the consequences, especially on their team.
As it was, though, the only question he repeated was, “Who are you?”
There was no doubt he was an emperor’s partner when Ed lifted his chin with an imperial hum and said, “Edward Elric. I hope you don’t mind I’ll be staying here a while.”
Batman gave a vague affirmative that might’ve been amused elsewhere in a manor. “You’ll have to be thoroughly interrogated.”
“I’d be insulted if you didn’t plan on doing that.”
The spell broke seamlessly with those snorted words, somehow, and Ling pulled a face as he stepped forward first. “Your idea of a compliment is still so skewed,” he said exasperatedly. “Would it kill you to accept passivity for once?”
“Maybe when I’m dead,” Ed humphed. He turned back to Batman. “So, we interrogating or what?”
Bruce’s lips quirked.
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kattythingz · 1 day
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YJ x FMA Pt. 3
Yeaaaaah, I couldn't resist.
I've already made my bed with this one, man. I might as well commit to the bit lmao. This au has been incredibly self-indulgent so far and I'm honestly digging it.
New folks, the main gist of the au is explained in part 1, so direct all your confusion there first :P
🧡 Pt. 1 💛 Pt. 2 🤍
“Holy fucking shit! Are you serious?!”
Ling could hardly contain his grin when Ed exclaimed in what could only be described as sheer scientific euphoria. Kaldur and Artemis let out similar snorts of amusement behind Ling and M’gann outright giggled as Ed ran up to Ship, the previous rush of getting to their escape point completely forgotten in favor of gawking starry-eyed at the majestic aircraft. His arms hovered back-and-forth with a familiar excitement to reach out and touch, before he inevitably caved.
“Holy shit,” Ed repeated, reverent as he brushed a hand over Ship’s indulgent surface. “I knew it. I’m dreaming. I got shocked one too many times and I passed out—”
Ling really couldn’t help the overflowing bubbling of laughter from his chest. It caught Ed’s shining gaze as he pivoted with one hand kept on Ship, the other flinging to jab at Ling. “Tell me I’m dreaming, Ling! Tell me right now!”
“Dude, how old are you again?” Wally chortled, though not cruelly, Ling noted with approval. He would’ve had words to emphasize with his sword if any one of his friends demeaned Ed’s bliss. “It’s like you’ve never seen an airship before. Ship’s pretty plain-looking as far as those go, you know—”
Ship made a beeping noise of protest, and Ed yelped, turning like he could pinpoint the source. Which, now that Ling thought about it—
“Hold on,” Ed said, lightning-struck, and touched his second hand to Ship again. “Hold on. Is this thing—?”
“Alive?” Ling said amusedly, and Ed whirled on him. “I believe ‘sentient’ is the more accurate term M’gann used, but—”
“Shut up!” Ed beamed, and Great Dragon on Ling’s heart—
He’d missed this sight something awful.
The rest of the team were clearly just as endeared. Especially M’gann, as she beamed right back, saying, “Thank you! Ship says she likes you too.”
“‘Ship’?” Ed said. He startled when Ship opened her hatch suddenly. Gently, though Ed didn’t know it. Ling read the moment for him and set a prompting hand on the small of Ed’s back with a tilt of his head, and Ed didn’t waste a second. He climbed slowly up the ramp, like he thought his footsteps could hurt Ship.
The team took their seats easily except for M’gann, who spun in the air to smile at Ed and say, “This is Ship! She’s a friend, even though she might not look it immediately. She’s just as much a member of this team as all of us. Isn’t that right, girl?”
Lights flickered along the side in eager answer, and Ed tracked the reaction greedily. Ling could already see the cogs turning behind those eyes, and the sight warmed his heart beyond comprehension.
“Here,” Ling laughed, pulling Ed back down to Earth and coaxing him by the hand to a vacant corner with two seats, no doubt provided by Ship’s thoughtfulness. Ed followed his second cue to sit, eyes still high above the ground as he took in the finer mechanics.
“Alright,” M’gann announced with noticeable cheer, finally at her seat at the helm. “Everyone strapped in? Sorry, Ed, this might feel a little weird at first.”
“Wha—?”
Ed cut off when Ship began lifting. He let out a yelp when the distance really grew, wobbling on instinct and hands shooting to grip the seat arms.
Ling remembered how strange the first fly had been on him too. He set an anchoring hand over Ed’s, catching the slightest fear in those eyes and smiling.
“Relax,” Ling told him quietly, to avoid embarrassing Ed with a spectacle. Judging by Ed’s rapid glance in his direction, the gesture was appreciated. “Your ears might ‘pop’ in a second from the air pressure, and it’ll feel uncomfortable for a while after, but you’re otherwise fine.”
“Did someone else tell you that?” Ed said between a grimace. His hands kept taut for a moment as Ship caught a steady pace, before he relaxed under Ling’s hand.
He let out an exhale, casting Ling a smile that time. “That sounds like the sort of talk you’d ask me to repeat ten thousand times for you instead.”
“Rude!” Ling gasped—to no avail. He’d smiled too wide again. “I learned a few things while you were gone, you know. A year’s a long time.”
Ed’s eyes sparkled in the literal changed atmosphere between them now. “Really? Then how’d you end up here immediately?”
“I had a moment of regression. You know how I get when I’m hungry.”
Ling was rewarded with a brilliant laugh for that. 
He completely understood when the sound drew several eyes back to them as well, and there was a pause as the team considered the two of them.
Artemis eventually broke the silence.
“So,” she started with an imperceptible smirk, crossing her legs and leaning back in her seat. “Ling’s infamous fiance.”
“Unfortunately,” Ed said.
The easy humor shifted something in the atmosphere, and faster than anyone could grin, Wally blurted, “What was that you did with the walls? I’ve never seen any earth powers that spontaneous before!”
“Yeah! What kind of power was that?” Robin leaned forward—sounding like his age, to Ling’s relief. Though Robin was undoubtedly much younger than Ling, he so often behaved like, well… Ed and Ling, back in their own teenagehood. This was a nice change. This was good. “You covered all that mass in, like, one motion. And you knew exactly where it would stop.”
Perhaps it was the nerves from being mass-stared at from all corners, but Ed flushed at the admiration. “Oh, well…” He cleared his throat. “That was pretty basic from me, really. I’d usually go for something louder, but I wasn’t sure entirely what was under the walls… It was better safe than sorry in the moment.”
“You couldn’t tell from a touch?” Ling furrowed his brow.
“Not completely.” Ed shook his head. “I had an innate understanding, but I couldn’t put a name to… a lot of the things.” He cast Ship a grimacing onceover. “But I guess I’ll have to get used to that.”
“So that is part of your power?” Kaldur asked, because, naturally, he couldn’t resist his curiosity either. Though his was more tempered. “You understand the components of the earth, and mold it?”
Ed blinked at the astute observation.
“That’s… exactly it, actually,” he said slowly. “I’m surprised you got it in one go…”
“Well,” Ling said, never one to miss a chance with a sly grin, “he is the esteemed leader around here.”
Ever since Ling had learned the team’s average age, he’d made it his life mission, while he was here, to soften them all to act their ages more often. Kaldur, in particular, was a tougher target on par with Artemis, but he, too, had a weakness. Recognizing his competence, for one. Recognizing his competence as leader, for two.
Ed clocked that in an instant, bless his perceptiveness, and he nodded easily. “Yeah, makes sense.”
Kaldur wavered. “You—can tell such a thing?”
“Sure. You’ve got the eye and attitude for it. And you sound a lot like a certain someone.” Ed cast Ling a sideways glance, and Ling pulled his most gracious face. Ed rolled his eyes back to Kaldur. “Next thing you’re gonna tell me, you’re a prince too.”
Wally immediately burst out laughing. “You got it in one! No way!”
“Well, not exactly on the nose,” Robin hummed. “But definitely close enough.”
Kaldur was far too well-mannered to gape, but he most certainly stared at Ed. “How—?”
“Like I said,” Ed snorted, but his grin was genuine as gold, “it’s obvious.”
Kaldur ducked his head, hiding that successful blush under a hand rubbing his neck. “That praise might be undue for the time being. I have only been in this position for a few months. But… thank you.”
And that, too, was a sight Ling had missed. The way Ed positively melted at the image of these kids, walking in shoes too big for their feet but filling the mold so well, for better and for worse. 
Ling had a great feeling about this world, suddenly.
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kattythingz · 3 days
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Whatever you write it's bound to be good.
But yeah, writing is difficult and sometimes it does not cooperate, that's mostly why I only write headcanons and one shots, also I'm chronically incapable of actually finishing things, it's a problem.
If you ever need someone to bounce ideas to I'm here? Might not help, and you probably have people who actually write for FMA for that but yeah
Welp, good night, before I doom myself to be a zombie all day tomorrow
Thank you! God, yeah, writing sure sucks sometimes. Unfortunate that it's the loml, hhhhh. Dw, my betas are pretty much the only reason ch5 got as far as it did, and will hopefully continue to grow. Lord help @hijinks-n-lowjinks, my favorite main bitch.
I'll keep your offer in mind tho, thanks!! you're sweet <3
Goodnight!!
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kattythingz · 3 days
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Another thought, YJ is sl confused by Ed, he's that trope when you start learning new lore completely unprompted and get more and more confused about it, he's an ex-military, he's friends with the leader of his nation (Riza Hawkeye), he's the Emperor's consort, the youngest State Alchemist ever, he's liberated at least two different towns, he's the last member of of ancient civilization and his father is 400 years old, he punched God once, he's an atheist.
They have no idea what any of it has to do with anything
"Dude, what are you?" "A househusband"
LMAAOOOO YES. Ed's so absurdly chill about everything he reveals and Ling nods along like he, too, believes Ed is sane and normal for his shit. He's absolutely no help to their understanding because when they try asking HIM what Ed is instead, he sighs, "The best." Which does NOT answer the question, DAMN IT LING—
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kattythingz · 3 days
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On the one hand, yes, I want you to keep writing Solaris because it's wonderful and amazing. But on the other hand? This AU is now consuming me, absolute wonderful, I'd be more eloquent but it's 1:15 am for me so I'm forgetting how to speak English, just got the notification and had to read it before I went to bed
I'd like to keep writing Solaris too, sigh. But overall progress has been so slow and I literally blazed through this au instead. I am absolutely insatiable, feel my pain.
Also, what's a little harmless reading at 1:15 a.m., PSHHHHH. 7 hours of sleep? Idk her.
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kattythingz · 3 days
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OH that's wonderful.
Honestly, Ling getting there first is not a bad thing if you consider that YJ was supposed to be a stealth based team at first (and at the end, and I'm pretty sure all around, except that they managed to blow something up every single time they left Mt Justice and yeah, they'll get along incredibly well with Ed)
I love how everyone knew Ed as 'The Fiance' but also how much of what they know is accurate? Because Ling could definitely just brag about his Love, who is Amazing and Sweet and Delicate but Strong and then they meet Ed and he's all those things!.. kind of. They've spent all that time imagining themselves someone to match Ling's sappynnes and now they have a short temperamental asshole who thinks Idiot is a term of endearment (it is)
OK now I started rambling, but I couldn't help it!! It's such a good AU I need more!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAH THANK YOU!! That means a lot to me 🥺 When I say I've daydreamed a lot of this au, I've daydreamed a lot. I'm glad you're enjoying it with me!! As a treat, here's a second scene that got out of my hands again. 2.7k, yeesh. I definitely should've been working on Solaris instead, lmaaoooo.
Part 1 here, for anyone new who's curious.
Robin had to admit, just to himself, that stealth wasn’t ideal for a facility like this. The walls were high and sturdy, composed of some kind of resilient metal that didn’t bend much, and the only space to safely follow undetected were the vents along the sides. Normally, he would’ve gone with the ceiling vents, but there were none here. They might’ve underestimated their resident bad guy’s paranoia last time.
He might’ve underestimated Ling too, as he’d chosen to travel by ground instead, and Robin hadn’t seen him again since. It should’ve been impossible in such an open space, but—it was like the guy had just disappeared. He would’ve been majorly jealous, if he wasn’t curious how that even worked in the first place.
The rest of the team were on standby in their own corners, waiting for Robin’s signal to intervene when needed. They’d initially protested the risk of a rescue mission, but Robin knew they all thrived on the same brand of chaos and rebellion; it was what had bonded them as a team. Obviously, they were on board.
He listened intently to the guards’ loud chattering as they walked their prisoner down an unfamiliar direction. The walls were getting darker here, and colder. The jails must’ve been close.
“—mean, it’d be a little funny if that actually happened,” guard one said with a no-doubt ugly grin. What was it with goons and ugly grins? “I’d kill for vacation time, at this point.”
“Talk a little louder, Jared.” Guard two rolled her eyes. “While you’re at it, why don’t you run back to the boss right now and tell him everything you just said?”
“Oh, come on, you’d pay to see it too.”
“I’m not putting my response to that on record.”
“Nah, you should just go ahead and say it.” It was Ed who spoke, and Robin’s eyebrows shot up, already leaning closer to hear the rest. 
He’d expected a lot of things from Ling’s infamous fiance, but a punch to the solar plexus wasn’t one of those things. He wasn’t anything like the team had envisioned. Needless to say, Robin was way curious about the guy.
“You’ve got a pretty shitty boss down there,” Ed continued, “and I’d know a thing or two about shitty bosses. I mean, no vacation time? Talk about a stick up his a—”
He stopped on a yelp—stumbling from a kick to his left leg.
“Watch it, brat,” guard two said. “The only reason you’re still here is because we need you alive to extract your meta gene from. If it weren’t for that—”
“Yeah, that’s not gonna fucking work, lady,” Ed snorted. “Like I keep telling you—”
He cut off again on a sharper, gritted noise, freezing with the visible shock from his inhibitor collar. Guard two smirked, putting away her remote.
“Your reaction to that says otherwise, boy,” she said.
“I’d think”—Ed heaved a clearly pained breath, still not moving. He was leaning most of his weight on his right leg now—“that anyone would react to being—”
He gritted his teeth again, shouldering another click and a shock.
“—fucking electrocuted,” he finished, biting out.
“You should’ve been paying attention before,” guard two scoffed as her friend pushed Ed to get moving again. He did so with an obvious limp now—to Robin, at least. He didn’t think the guards saw it. “That fancy collar doesn’t react to regular folks. If it’s not from a meta gene, then there’s something about you.”
“You mean a brain? I wasn’t gonna say it to your boss, but it’s pretty funny that your so-called head scientist can’t even grasp the basic concepts of, you know, a science. You sure he’s the right guy for the job, or did he just bang his head against the metal walls enough times before—”
Guard two let out a growl, and, oh, yeah, Robin knew what Ed was doing—and pretty damn well too. In the split second that guard two ditched her stance to strike Ed herself, Ed was already moving.
He ducked under her fist, letting gravity do its own work for a second before kicking the back of her legs.
She stumbled in true, and guard one went swinging too.
“You little shit—!”
Ed whirled around, prepared to dodge, but something else moved in tandem.
A shadow, emerged in a blink, striking the guard in the outstretched side.
Ed didn’t miss a beat and kicked out his right to get the guard’s other side. The guard twisted with his broken axis, and Ed got his hips with the knee. 
The guard yelped before toppling back.
“SON OF A—!”
Ed lifted his leg to deal the final blow, but his eyes widened that time when the shadow beat him to it again—kicking with much more force that sent the guard slamming into the metal wall.
Robin winced at the crack! that accompanied.
Well, he was never pissing off Ling again. Yeesh. 
“Holy shit!” Ed laughed when he registered too, though not fully. “You did not have to go that hard. Who—?”
“Ed.”
Ed froze at the breathy call, and there was Ling now. Crouching and just as affected—the eyes of a man to water in the middle of a desert.
Ed’s breath hitched. “Li—?”
Neither of them noticed guard two rising from her spot.
The jig was already up, so Robin didn’t wait to kick out the vent opening and fling a birdarang. Guard two cried out when it caught her in the cheek, disrupting her balance again as she stood. Ed whipped his head to Robin’s landing, mouth dropping in surprise a little when guard two was already down.
“What—?”
“Hey there!” Robin greeted cheerily, cutting him off. “Nice to meet, I’m Robin, can we get moving now? I think we’ve invited a party.”
True enough, pounding footsteps quaked the ground from a distance. Ling straightened up from his position before nodding, turning to Ed in a practiced motion and tugging him forward. Ed’s gaze darted back to Ling and he swallowed, drawing on nothing but air when Ling broke his shackles with terrifying strength.
“Ling,” Ed started again, stumbling, “what—where—?”
“There’s no time,” Ling interrupted hastily. “Do you trust me?”
Ed wavered at the final soft tone, stark eyes melting with uncanny resemblance to Ling’s when he stuttered, “What kind of question is that? Obviously—” 
“Then follow Robin.”
“What?”
Robin snapped to motion without further prompt and grabbed Ed’s wrist, pulling him along down the hall. “This way!”
“H-Hey, wait—! Ling—?!”
“He knows how to find us! Focus on yourself right now!”
Ed kept a good pace for someone spluttering, “I—I know that, asshole! How do you—?”
When he didn’t turn back in a blaze of fury for Ling, Robin released his wrist and focused on pulling up the building’s blueprints again. If they were tracking the right path, then their safest escape route for Ship to collect them was—
There! 
The halls opened for the VIP section of the building, flanked on both sides by large labs that they should’ve thought to explore before pulling this off. None of the scientists inside noticed them, but that was looking too good to be true any second no—
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. 
“Fucking hell!” Ed grunted behind Robin, slapping his hands over his ears. “Could they make that any louder?”
The adrenaline was kicking in now, and Robin let out a laugh. “I know! Come on, this way next! There should be—”
“—a VIP exit. Obviously!”
“You know your stuff!” Robin grinned, slamming the final key on his key-glove to hack the cameras and motion sensors. Sparks lit his periphery vision as the cameras drooped, and he heard Ed’s impressed noise at the unanimous reaction.
“Seems you do too. How—?”
Robin tossed him a smirk over his shoulder. Golden eyes were glittering now, just as charged as Robin. “I’ll show you later, if we make it out.”
“Is that a challenge?” Ed shouted back.
Robin almost answered that—totally—but movement around the corner behind Ed caught his eye. 
A wind whipped past them at the same time, and Robin grinned as they received an eager, “I’ve got this!”
“What the—?!”
“Kid Flash!” Robin said. “Another guy you can trust.”
Wally sped to their stopped side not a blink after, shooting Ed an exhilarated grin and a salute. “Hey! Ed, right? Kid Flash, greatest speedster there is and the coolest guy on this ragtag te—”
“Shut up, man!” 
“What the fuck are you wearing?” Ed blurted, deadpan in a way that clocked Wally flat and had Robin cackling.
“Hey! What’s wrong with my uniform?”
Ed didn’t get to further crush Wally when the announcement changed tunes abovehead.
Initiating lockdown in East Wing. I repeat, initiating lockdown.
BOOM!
Where the hallway once forked ahead of them, a great wall abruptly slammed down. Robin was already pulling up his schematics again, looking for the key to hack security, but—
“Crap! Security runs on a separate firewall!”
“What does that mean?” Wally yelped, eyes darting to the other end of the hall where the rats where gathering again. “And why are there so many of these guys?! It’s just one prisoner! Isn’t this overkill?”
Robin didn’t risk breaking his focus with an answer. Down the hall, guards yelped and grunted indignantly.
“ED!”
Ling’s voice echoed in the metal space, and Ed jerked in his direction
“Ling! I’m right here!”
At the same time, Robin cursed. “Crap! I can’t hack this in time!”
“Well, that’s great!” Wally exclaimed shrilly. “And nobody else’s on this side of the wall either! What do we do now, boy genius?”
“If you can just buy me some time—!”
“Forget time!” Ed interjected suddenly, catching both their eyes. His own glare was set ahead on Ling’s figure dodging guards, cutting his way to them. Something passed over his expression, and he set his brow before whirling on Robin.
“You can hack shit, right? Get this thing off me.”
He pointed at his inhibitor collar, and Wally let out another noise.
“Dude! Greater priorities right now, like us being cornered any second—!”
“Got it!”
Robin recognized a “fuck shit up” look when he saw one. He made quick work of the collar, and the light on it clicked green before snapping open.
Wally’s face twisted further. “Hello?!”
They both totally ignored him as Ed cracked his freed neck with a hand. “Thanks. Now step back.”
“I’d listen to him if I were you!” Ling cheered as soon as he was in reach, smiling wider and realer at Ed than Robin thought anybody had ever seen of him this entire time, and already retreated behind Ed. “Ed doesn’t give warnings lightly.”
Robin didn’t need to be told twice, unlike Wally.
He yanked his best friend back into their little corner, leaving Ed to stand in front of them, a stark silhouette in the low light of the hall against the mass of guards that stopped to blockade the other end of the hall.
“We have you surrounded, boy,” the head guard called with their weapon pointed. “There’s nothing for you to melt safely here, unless you want to cook your friends with the rest of us.”
Ling’s chuckle sounded before Ed’s—though the latter rang louder.
“Yeah, about that,” Ed snorted.
He clapped his hands together, and electricity hummed in the atmosphere, like every time Wally had tried and failed to speed through walls. Several guards tensed at the feel and Ling particularly grinned with more teeth beside Robin.
“Melting isn’t the only thing I can do.”
The head guard straightened, holding their weapon higher. “Boy, I’m giving you a chance here—”
“That’s funny,” Ed said. “So am I.”
He slammed his palms to the ground, and, all at once, the walls convulsed around them. Electricity zapped down the metal seams, quaking the ground with a mighty, unseen shifting in the cogs.
There was a split-second pause, as Wally whispered, “What the hell was that supposed to—?”
The walls exploded.
One by one, like endless dominoes left and right and up and down, metal branched from every which way to SLAM between Ed and the guards, shaking the ground with tremor after tremor, until, in a manner of seconds—
The entire distance had disappeared. 
Where a great hall once sat between them and the enemy, now stood a wall no more than a few feet from Ed’s nose.
Wally and Robin both gawked that time.
“God, that felt good,” Ed announced, wiping his hands from a job well done. “Fucking idiots. As if all I could do was melt shit.”
He turned to the stunned group of them, absurdly nonchalant for a guy who’d just molded the walls like playdough, and Robin seriously couldn’t help it.
“Holy shit,” he said, and Ed cracked a grin.
“Watch your fucking language,” he replied. “Not so bad yourself, kid.”
Robin was going to answer that, but a certain blur zooming past beat him to it.
It wasn’t Wally.
Ed yelped when he was abruptly lifted in a hug—a noise that ended in a squeak when he went spinning too. His face erupted in red as he slapped Ling’s shoulder, stuttering, “Hey! Your friends are right there, you idiot prince—!”
“You’re calling me that name again.” Ling’s voice came out muffled into Ed’s chest, and he halted his wriggling to look down wide-eyed at Ling. “You’re—you’re really saying it, and you’re yelling at me again—you’re really here. Ed, Ed, yáng’er—”
“Ling—” Ed started a little faintly himself now.
“Ed,” Ling choked out, so much and so suddenly like a prayer, Robin tore his gaze from the sight when Ed’s breath hitched too. Wally did the same in his periphery, and they both heard rather than saw the click of Ed’s boots touching the ground softly again.
“Ling…” Ed’s murmur, however low, reached them anyway. “Hey, don’t—”
“Don’t ask me not to make any faces now,” Ling said thickly over him. “You were an entire world away. An entire world—wěidà lóng, I couldn’t—”
“Babe.”
Robin shifted at the soft tone, really feeling like he was intruding now. There was a brush of skin on skin, and a soft tap.
“I know,” Ed whispered. “I—I missed you too, fuck. You have no idea how… when I heard from Lan Fan that you were missing—” A shuddering inhale, and an exhale. “What were you thinking, you idiot?”
Ling’s laugh sounded like a frozen breath in the air.
“I might not have been thinking at all,” he murmured, “if I’m being honest.”
“Of course not.” Ed mirrored the laugh. “That was a rhetorical question, dumbass.”
“Hey…”
The protest was absolutely nothing, and it hung the moment for a long, awkward beat on Robin’s part.
He was just about ready to burst when activity blessedly thumped behind the safe wall.
Ed and Ling looked up from their tangled position—oh, god, they had been touching foreheads, gross—Ed going a little wide-eyed when the gate was forced open, by none other than—
“Miss Martian!” Robin cheered fast with his relief. “Boy, am I so glad to see you!”
Conner raised an eyebrow from the ground level along with Artemis, and Kaldur totally wanted to do the same but refrained. He had that Look on his face that spelled it out.
“We heard you required back-up,” Kaldur said, as close to smug as his politeness got, and Robin rolled his eyes good-naturedly. 
“As if,” he scoffed. “We had it totally handled.”
“Well,” Ed’s chuckle drew the team’s attention back to him, where he’d finally detangled himself from Ling, though they still had one hand on each other. “More like I had it handled. But you guys helped, I guess.”
“‘I guess’?” Wally squawked. “Dude, who took out half those goons earlier?”
“Definitely not you, kid idiot,” Artemis said with a smirk.
Ling hummed, “I must agree there. And, on that friendly note—” He glanced aside fondly. “Ed, these are—”
“Your friends?” Ed drawled, and Ling flushed—actually flushed! Robin didn’t think that guy had ever blushed around them before, that was priceless. “Yeah, no shit, babe.”
Artemis chortled at that, and even Kaldur and Megan were looking amused now at this new side of Ling. Ed caught all their fondness in a single sweep, and grinned.
“Yo. I’m Edward Elric.” He stole his own warm peek of Ling, and smiled. “My friends call me Ed, though.”
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kattythingz · 3 days
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Just got home from a con.
The VAs for Hoenheim and Loki were there! Sadly I didn't't have time to go to their panels. (got dragged to a teen wolf meet and greet)
I was in a Rin cosplay from blue exorcist, I was the ONLY blue exorcist cosplayer. It was lonely.
my legs hurt so bad. I was walking all day (plus slammed my leg into four booths because I was being dragged around by the tail I was wearing)
Ooooh Rin cosplay you say? YOU are an intellectual my friend. God I love that boy. Did you know that he's my son? Precious baby. Teen Wolf are still doing meet and greets?? Hasn't it been years?? I feel old now wtf.
Break all the tables in revenge bro, I FEEL that. I literally just bumped my own shin too and truly nothing else sparks such murderous energy lmaaoooo. Sounds like you had an overall blast tho!!! I'm glad to hear it!
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kattythingz · 4 days
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I absolutely, 100% want you babbling to me about this AU, yes, PLEASE
So I accidentally wrote an entire ass scene kvjnrekjbe
I got way into it, and this is only one of the scenes I have in mind!! Now that I've written one I kinda wanna do more, fuuuuu--
ANYWAY, ask and ye shall receive! :D. First, the overarching context:
So my main Vision starts with Ling being tossed into YJ, around... three years post-canon of Solaris when edling are engaged and Ed's still traveling around. Some idiot was tryna off the emperor and Ling fucked around with a transmutation circle or sth blah blah crossover logic he's yeeted into YJ.
He lands himself in some kinda facility (I'm thinking cadmus), at the same time that the YJ are conducting a recon operation. He aids in their mission and winds up going back to the cave with them until he can get home. He serves as a good confidant for leadership advice when Kaldur needs it, and Wally calls bullshit on him being an emperor; M'gann is delighted at the new friend, Conner doesn't care, and Robin thrives on Ling's sheer chaos.
Despite that, the team somehow knows even more about this guy's fiance back home than Ling himself. Ed's all he talks about.
This scene happens about a month into Ling's unfortunate stay.
Ling insisted on joining the team—his new friends in this world, if he dared call them such—on their most recent recon mission to cadmus again. Batman reported that there’d been hearsay of strange emissions around cadmus. Mystical emissions, though not any kind the JL had encountered before sans once: when Ling had crash-landed into this world a month ago.
If it’d get him closer to finding a way home, this was completely his business, and nobody could stop him. The YJ, born of such rebellion, backed Ling on his stance.
They split up to cover different corners of the lab, and Robin and Ling, the resident lurkers, got the catwalk in the main lab where Ling originally landed. The giant transmutation circle was still there, littered with random knick-knacks that very likely could’ve been pulled from Amestris, and the reason for those emissions the JL were concerned about. Perhaps the sheer number of the “summonings” had made it seem worse than it was, or—
Robin halted in his intense scrutiny of the circle at the heavy sound of the double doors opening. Ling halted for another reason entirely, as a familiar energy flared in the back of his mind.
He whirled without thinking, stumbling to his knees in his haste to get a closer look down below. 
Robin barely reacted, crouching beside him to peer at the head scientist striding in, the two guards following behind, and—
“—get your fucking hands off me!”
And gold.
“You’ll have to forgive my men for their… rougher precautions with you,” the head scientist spoke over the fire. “Our last guest wasn’t nearly so testy as you, you understand. And I rather prefer these parts of my lab intact as solid.”
Ed, spitting and snarling at the guards.
He was still dressed in a similar manner to when they’d last seen each other a year ago, when Ed had dropped by Xing for a brief, surprise visit after two years apart already. The state of his clothes, however... His maroon cargo pants were torn at the bottom, like they’d been caught on something, and he was only in a black short-sleeved shirt—not a jacket in sight like usual. His face was scratched and bruised and stray hairs fell from his bangs.
Ed had been here for a while. It was obvious to anyone who could see.
Ling couldn’t breathe.
We’ve got a prisoner in the vicinity, Robin’s voice startled Ling when it echoed through the team’s mind link. Motion?
Strictly observe, for now, came Aqualad’s prompt answer. Who is it?
Looks like a teenager—
“I understand what I’m going to melt next, if that’s what you’re saying,” Ed’s snarl interrupted Robin, and, oh—Ling hadn’t noticed at all, but his heart squeezed at the tone. He’d missed Ed like a limb, and that ferocious baring of teeth, that no-doubt flare of his eyes like—
“Yang’er,” Ling breathed.
Robin spun on him that time. “What?”
He’d forgotten Xingese translated cleanly as “Mandarin” in this world. Robin understood the nickname instantly, and epiphany didn’t lag after.
“Hold on. You mean—?”
“That’s Ed,” Ling choked out, eyes frozen on the scene below with his heart. “That’s—”
“Your fiance?” Robin asked sharply. When Ling didn’t, couldn’t, answer, he cursed and said into their link, Guys, that’s Ling’s Ed down there.
The fiance?! M’gann yelped. Wait, so that means—
So that’s why, Kaldur intoned somberly. Those emissions Batman warned us about, they must’ve been caused by summoning of another person.
Wait, then, shouldn’t we intervene now? Conner said.
Not yet, Superboy. We must observe—
They were talking about Ed. Like he was just anyone, a mere prisoner. Ling knew none of it was personal, but with the scientist looming so close to Ed, his mind was blurring into tunnel vision on the scientist’s smug voice continuing, “You can certainly try. Though I doubt you’ll be able to with that necklace on now. It might be amusing to watch you test its limits.”
“I’ll show you fucking amusing, you son of a—!”
It didn’t occur to Ling immediately. But his eyes dropped to take in Ed’s snarling expression again, reassure himself of his safety for now, and he froze on Ed’s neck.
His neck, that was collared.
They’d collared Ed—
White noise erupted in Ling’s ears, barely catching Robin’s hissed noise at him to—do something. He wasn’t sure. It bled into darkness when Ed was held back by the guards from lunging at the scientist.
“And what does that say about you, huh?” Ed continued growling. “So scared of one me, you need shackles and a collar on me? You can’t even face me on my level.”
“You spit a lot of poison,” the scientist remarked, dismissing the words, to Ed’s visible incensation. “The other one was much keener on keeping his fangs to himself. Smarter, too, for that. It’s a shame about not having been able to figure him out before he fled.”
Ed’s head snapped up, then. Daggers locking on the scientist’s words.
The scientist caught the look, and smirked. “Oh, yes. You aren’t my first honored guest from your world. My only mistake with that one was underestimating him under all his blathering. But—” 
“Dude!” It was Robin’s hiss that snapped through Ling’s nerves, and his hand that abruptly shot to keep him from leaping with a searing rage when the scientist grabbed Ed’s chin to make eye contact.
“That is all redundant,” the scientist drawled, amused at Ed’s resistance, “considering you already seem familiar with each other.”
“That’s world-cist.” Ed breathed heavily to hold steady in the scientist’s grip and avoid giving him further satisfaction. “You assuming everyone in my world knows each other now?”
The scientist’s gaze wandered, and without warning, he released Ed’s chin, leaving him to stumble—just in time to take advantage and yank Ed’s restrained arms up by the wrist.
“Hey!” Ed barked at the painful angle, refusing to give but clearly wincing, and Ling’s breathing was requiring its own heavy steadying now to keep from shrugging off Robin’s hand and lunging anyway. The man was touching Ed’s battered arm, squeezing especially the bruises and turning them white from the force—
Ling inhaled shakily. And again. 
“Not everyone,” the scientist hummed, observing Ed’s ring, “but most certainly you two. The other one was wearing a ring too. Now, I don’t gamble much with coincidence, but… it’s a rather funny timing, two in a row, don’t you think?”
“I think,” Ed growled, “you should let go of me, right. Now—”
“This is gold too, isn’t it? I was pondering testing the precious metals of your world against ours. If I melt this dow—”
He cut off on a yelling grunt when Ed slammed his shackled wrists upward into his jaw. The scientist spat blood with the motion, and Ed recoiled as far as he could before a guard was on him again. 
Ling could just taste the fire in Ed’s glare when he snarled, “Try that, and I’m melting your face next. I know… exactly where to break down your structure.”
Holy shit, Wally’s thought echoed in the deafening silence that followed.
You could say that again, Artemis agreed.
Ling ignored them both, his heart reaching in favor of Ed’s direction. That was right. Ed wasn’t just any prisoner. He wouldn’t let himself be. He’d sooner bite every hand that tried to feed him here than give them satisfaction.
Ling’s next breath carried through his lungs, that time, and Robin let out his own exhale next to him.
The scientist knows Ed and Ling are connected, Robin reported, at ease now. It’s not insane to guess that—
He’ll try and use one as bait for the other, Kaldur finished. 
Ling clenched his jaw. That’s not happening.
Obviously! Wally said. So, what’s our plan now—?
I’m getting Ed before that passes.
Wait, what—?
The others voiced their concerns, but Ling had already blocked them out, his sole focus in sight. And he wasn’t planning on digressing from it.
“You don’t have to help me,” he said as he stood, aware of Robin’s silent gaze on him. The two of them were… similar, in their practiced masks, however much younger Robin was. They had a mutual understanding, and so he continued, “I will carry this out on my own if I must. You can—”
“Dude, are you kidding?” Robin’s laugh thawed Ling’s solemnity, and he glanced, surprised, at him. “I am so in for a rescue mission. I’ve gotta meet your fiance now!”
Ling’s grin snuck up on him, perhaps a little too wide with the heat in his blood.
“Ed’ll be delighted,” he said, and even as the guards escorted Ed out of room again, his knees didn’t crumple that time. He took a deep breath, and gripped his sword. 
“Let’s move, then.”
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kattythingz · 4 days
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An older Ed, who has served in the military and is (against his will) somehow used to an organized unit and the absolute efficient powerhouse that is team Mustang when they bother to show it, who (again, reluctantly) was a Major in said military, who never really had to worry because his team (Al and Ling, Lan Fan, Mustang the few times they fought together) always fell in place so, so easily, falling from the sky into the absolute disaster that is Young justice team in S1? Please, please I need more of that
He's going to take one look at them, struggling to see who's the leader and who's in charge and how they want to separate themselves from their mentors... and he's going to channel Izumi Curtis so hard that by the time he's done with them they'll be both incredibly competent and also terrified
Love it
oh my god YES TO ALL OF THIS YES. Citrine you're treading on thin ice now fuck, you don't want me to start blabbing about my silly au (unless you do,,, 👀)
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kattythingz · 4 days
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Also! 4 for Ed and 24 for Ling?
Of course! :D
4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in? (Ed)
Oh, I've tossed my boy into several settings for the sake of my aus! Hamilton, Kill La Kill, Hades... Anything that tickles my mind is a valid option because even if the canon of the setting itself doesn't agree, I make it agree somehow by tweaking things around. @ilovepannacotta can vouch for the sheer variety of my aus lmaaooo
If I have to consider something new though, I'd love to see Ed tossed at the season 1 Young Justice! I think it'd be really funny if he's older than them and he has to mentor them in exchange for crashing at the cave until he can get home to his idiot fiance. I also fancy the other way around, of Ling crashing in YJ first and Ed joining him later (thanks to crossover shenanigans)
24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them? (Ling)
KUROBA FUCKING KAITO, HOLY SHIT. They're the same person I am CONVINCED. Genius faking idiocy? Check. Puts on a Poker Face™ for the purposes of their true goal? Check! Is completely and canonically in love with a stubborn, ill-tempered, pretty martyr whose love language is expressed through scowling and calling them an idiot--?
CHECK BABY.
I'm torn between fear and awe at this revelation honestly. Never put those two in a room together holy fuck.
Thanks for the ask!!!!
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kattythingz · 4 days
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AroAce Ed! AroAce Ed! AroAce Ed! Ahhhhhhhh! Love it.
WHAT DO WE WANT? AROACE ED! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? AROACE ED!
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kattythingz · 4 days
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For the ask game! Ed with 7, 8 & 12!!
OMG HI. Of course!!!
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
I answered a few of these things in the previous ask, so keeping things fresh: I love love LOVE when people have Ed and Havoc be a countryside duo!! Fics where Ed slips into a drawl when he's tired my beloved. I love that we all agree he'd just study a fuckton of languages for the sheer hell of it, because why wouldn't he get his hands on that knowledge? Knowing more languages means greater access to non-Amestrian books! I also love that no one can envision Ed settling down, like, ever. Even edwin fics have that boy get antsy from sitting still, and I'm thankful for that everyday.
Also that Ed's fucking pretty, not necessarily handsome (there's a Difference, trust me). Because by god, that IS a pretty boy. That's the PRETTIEST boy! My CoS girlies esp got my back on this, god bless.
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
Okay, so, I get that Ed's short temper is his whole thing, but like... genuinely, it gets so excessive sometimes in fics?? Like they'll have him speaking in soooooo much capslock and scream and screech every other line and it's. god, I love him more than life but it's so ANNOYING. there's having a short temper and then there's the caricature fics make out of him. I also hate how people make him all mushy and weepy sometimes, as if Ed's main coping mechanism isn't constant denial and repression??? come on guys. don't do my boy dirty like that just cuz you need to force him to open up somehow. There are other ways, I promise!!
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
Aside from aroace Ed my beloved, I have this self-indulgent headcanon that Ed picks up gardening thanks to Trisha's influence! They have that tomato patch in one of Ed's dreams, and I haven't ever stopped thinking of the implications of Ed picking up gardening too when he loses his alchemy and has to fill the void in his chest and hands somehow. Gardening keeps him active AND you know he'd experiment with that shit too! I like to think, post-canon of my fic, Ling spares a garden space in the palace for Ed to grow plants and do all sorts of tests with them.
Thanks for the ask!!
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kattythingz · 4 days
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5 and 21 for sweet baby Edward for the ask game
THAT'S MY SON!!!!
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
Girl, I've got an entire playlist for that shit. BUUUT first song that comes to mind... I have to say Curses by The Crane Wives. Soooo Ed-coded it hurts and also my fic coded
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
HOOO BOY. OKAY SO FIRST AND FOREMOST, aroace Ed!!! I see the bi allegations and I won't deny them to those who prefer him that way, but aroace sex-repulsed Ed just... means the world to me. That boy experiences aesthetic attraction like no other esp around a certain idiot prince and would rather hold hands and hug as a form of intimacy! Because we all know Ed's touch-starved and any manner of touch has to be sacred to him. Trust me, he told me himself.
ALSO I love keeping him short and giving him a bit of a drawl in his speech cuz he was raised in the East! I don't emphasize it or anything but I do trim his words often to match that kinda loose speaking.
Something I don't like... god, okay, I'm gonna get flamed for this, but—I am not a fan of what parental roy fics do to Ed's character. I'M SORRY, BUT THAT BOY WOULD LITERALLY SOONER STAB HIMSELF THAN BREAK DOWN CRYING IN MUSTANG'S ARMS WKJVNWEJVNW I don't vibe with whatever the fuck happens to his character in those fics. I honestly just avoid parental roy fics cuz of that :/ (that's not even mentioning that I don't think roy would wanna be a parent either, but y'all ain't ready for that convo yet)
THANKS FOR THE ASK BABE, HUGS AND KISSES
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kattythingz · 4 days
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CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫
Send a character + one or more of these question!
1. Why do you like or dislike this character?
2. Favorite canon thing about this character?
3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?
4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?
5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?
6. What's something you have in common with this character?
7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?
8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?
9. Could you be roommates with this character?
10. Could you be best friends with this character?
11. Would you date this character?
12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?
13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?
14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.
15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)
16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?
17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?
18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?
19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?
20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?
23. Favorite picture of this character?
24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?
25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?
26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!
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kattythingz · 4 days
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Hello! I’m back with more edling parents because these idiots are stuck in my brain!
Ling was worried about being a dad for the longest time, his own father is pretty shitty so he has a horrible influence. Edward wasn’t in the same boat mainly because he had his mom’s influence and finally found some closer with his own dad.
Anyway, with their first daughter, Ling was scared to even hold her, and would often be extremely nervous when she cried. It was only when their daughter laughed for the first time when he held her that he realized that he loved her more then anything.
Que to Ling being exactly like Hughes and showing everyone pictures of her and Ed, and always gushing and hugging his children because he absolutely adores them.
Awwww, yes! I honestly think they'd both be terrified of fatherhood, but Ed would absolutely put on a more confident front just for Ling's sake so he can be confident too
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kattythingz · 6 days
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Ling: N-Now, I haven't a clue what you're referring to. Ed: [chuckles] Of course not. Idiot. [+❤️]
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