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It's a little rude to tag other people's serious posts as satire

I have never once been rude in my entire life and I feel extremely attacked right now

#satire #ty for slapping by!

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transmasc Sophie Foster name ideas?

#stephen #satire

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i want to impregnate everyone

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does anyone else think the whole “we count live from insertion” is weirdly pro-life and does that make anyone else weirdly uncomfortable

#this is what I’m saying #it’s propaganda I’m telling you

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tam and keefe are narrative foils and therefore should fuck nasty

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i know lady gisela is evil and all but shes kinda a milf

#so true

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remember sweaty: you can make fun of the people you don't like all you want, but the second they do it back they're horrible people who deserve to be destroyed by 1000 lasers 💖💖💖💖💖💖

#it's only bad if it happens to you #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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What should I do if I want to divorce my wife? I mean, she's perfect and I have a kid (actually, two, but one died in a fire... and the other is adopted), but I just don't feel satisfied. I want out of the relationship so I can not feel restricted and reach new heights on my own

just fucking communicate like a normal person man i don't get paid enough for this shit

matchmaking office lore time uhh most people that fintan liked when he was boss now get invited to neverseen events on occasion

mostly because he was in a silly goofy mood

#we all know who this is #he should marry alden

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there are not enough minorities in kotlc........ so we should just make every single character of minority to fix the problem!!!

#how to make a book series diverse 101 #make everyone the same minority #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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every ship i ship needs to be gay, i will give them no emotional depth, ill just dub them as yuri or yoai, talk about how fucking gay they are, and move on onto the next random ass character and repeat the cycle, because making a character is gay is all that matters to me

#who cares about giving characters emotional depth #all that matters is GAYNESS #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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if someone has the wrong political opinion we should just mass block them am i right? its the best way to be a good person

#kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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I will make sure your fandom experience is discourse and free of the risk of being mocked because everyone deserves to have an enjoyable fandom experience

but if you don't enjoy the kind of ships and headcannons i like you can get trampled by a 1000 horses and i wouldn't care

#you only deserve protection if you completely agree with me!!! #otherwise you can suffer and i won't give a fuck #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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if you don't headcanon any kotlc characters as queer you're automatically a horrible homophobic transphobic racist and also so???? blind????

#all homophobes should kill themselves #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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we should purge this fandom of christians actually, they make me uncomfortable and feel unsafe on this webbed site

#its weird that they're here in the first place #the pride trees??? #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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there is a BIG difference between someone headcanoning all the characters as Muslim and headcannoning all the characters as Catholic

the difference is that Catholic are colonizers and have pushed their religion down the throats of everyone around them. so the concept of someone personally headcanoning all the characters as catholic is genuinely problematic because that is an act of colonization, and it oppresses all the other minority's religious headcanons

#thought crime is only real when i decide it is #the only people who are allowed to headcannon characters with their religion are minorities #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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i am incapable of enjoying kotlc without making everyone queer, everyone is t4t bi4bi now

#the strights have everything #and im incapable of enjoying a stright couple because theu gross me out #everything i enjoy has to be just like me #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom

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Livvy and Juline is the best ship ever and they need more fics

#WHAT THE FUCK IS STAYING WITH YOUR LOVING HUSBAND #kotlc #satire #kotlc fandom