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This is an ask but i accidentally deleted it IM SORRY FOR WHOEVER SENT THAT ASK/REQUEST/PROMPT im also sorry if took like a month or 2 to complete this i was just busy with classes and fucking lazy af 😭

The ask was about like Bucky picking up Peter and the other day Peter won a bet so Bucky has to treat him with ice cream and so they went and the cashier(? my remembering skills are shit sorry) called them a cute couple and that completely changed how bucky sees his little brother

Ship: WinterSpider AKA Bucky x Peter

CW: Incest, Underage? idk Peter is in High School

Bucky was waiting in the school parking lot for his little brother because yesterday he won a bet where whoever loses has to treat the winner to ice cream. As he was waiting, he was smoking a cigar.

As he saw students coming out of the school, he discarded the cigar and looked out for his little brother's fluffy brown hair for a while. 

He couldn't find him, so he started to feel worried until he finally saw the hair of his little brother poking out from the crowd and immediately relaxed.

As more and more people moved away near his Little Brother, he could finally see him, but Peter didn't see him. 

He saw Peter bid goodbye to his friends. Bucky saw Peter trying to find him, so he raised his hand and started waving at him. 

When Peter saw it, like a puppy, he perked up with happiness, and his little brother ran to him with a smile, a smile that could melt his heart every time.

"Adorable," Bucky thought.

"Jamie!" Peter yelled his arms wide, wanting a hug from his older brother. And how can Bucky say no to his little brother? As their bodies collided, Bucky wrapped his arms around him.

"Hey Pete," Bucky said as he kissed his little brother on his hair but kept going, and Peter tried to push him away while trying to make his big brother stop. "Hey, stop that! Also, I won that bet yesterday, so you promised to treat me with ice cream."

Bucky rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I promise to my brat of a brother that he will get any ice cream he wants from the ice cream shop." Peter made a triumphant face and quickly got on his motorcycle, but not before putting on his helmet.

As they went on the motorcycle so they could drive to their favorite ice cream shop, Bucky said, "Hang tight, Pete. Don't want you to go flying and me getting a lecture from Ma and Pa, got it?" Peter let out an 'Mhmm' as he wrapped his arms around his big brother.

They drove for a while, and Peter had his eyes closed as he let the air hit his face and relaxed. Bucky could see that in the mirror of the motorcycle and smirked as he purposefully went faster, making Peter let out a shriek and hit his big brother on the back.

"You moron! I almost fell," Peter shouted from the back. But Bucky replied with, "But you didn't. But IF you did, of course, I will catch you so your cute face wouldn't get hurt," and that made Peter blush as he let out a quiet 'shut up.'

And when they arrived at their favorite ice cream shop, they walked in, and Peter immediately looked at the flavors he wanted, while Bucky looked at his phone to see if he got any messages from anyone. When there were none, he decided to put his phone in his pocket.

He looked up, and Peter was done picking the flavors of ice cream he wanted, so he went next, and unlike his little bro, it didn't take Bucky a whole 10 minutes to pick them.

When the pair moved to the cashier so they could pay, Peter immediately grabbed his and ran outside to find them a table. Bucky sighed, knowing how much of an ice cream addict his little brother was.

Bucky grabbed his wallet from the pocket of his jacket, but before he could open it, the cashier stopped him, saying, "It's on the house since you guys look like such an adorable couple."

...What?

Bucky's brain couldn't think of a reply but decided to say 'thanks' and grabbed his ice cream from the counter and walked to the door to find where his little brother was sitting.

But his brain is still stuck on the fact that the cashier thought he and his little brother were a couple. Of all people, it had to be his little brother, but Bucky couldn't blame the cashier because he and Peter are always mistaken as not being related, and those people are always shocked when they find out that they are indeed brothers.

When Bucky exited the ice cream shop, he tried to find— "Jamie, I'm over here!" Bucky looked at the source of the sound and...

It's Peter, and he found a table where they can sit, but while Peter is sitting, there's a beam of light hitting his hair and eyes, making his eyes look like the amber from a dinosaur museum that they visited when they were just kids, and his hair almost glowing like brownish gold. In some way, it's fluffier than it normally is.

Then he remembered what the cashier said to him at the counter.

"It's on the house since you guys look like such an adorable couple."

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Fuck Ma and Pa are gonna kill me

#winterspider #incest #IM SORRY WHOEVER SENT THE ASK/REQUEST/PROMPT #😭

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the fact 61 people liked my post of underage starkercest w/stucky now tells me that there is sick people out there that are just like me fr fr and im kinda considering posting more underage peter incest with other hunks ofc im add TW's/CW's cus i dont wanna flashbang people with this kind of kinks lol and yes im been gone for some time cus bruh idk what to post 😭

#starker #starkercest #winterspider #spidershield

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i’m asking any spidershield experts i can: i’m looking for a fic it seems has disappeared. i think the plot was that bucky was on house arrest and sometimes it’s peter’s turn to keep watch outside or something? but bucky sneaks out and instead of peter telling the avengers he just accompanies bucky around town at night and they slowly grow closer? it think it was a very long fic.

sorry to bother, i’m just desperate

Oh no its fine really and i tried to look for it using the keywords you mentioned but nothing and you said it was a long fic so i also did that but nothing came up im really sorry T_T

#winterspider #finding a fic

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Peter Pec-Fucking Thor thats it yall PEACE OUT

fuck YES! Oh my god are you in my brain??

Peter sitting on thors stomach, moaning loudly as thor guides him to fuck his pecs, Peters already cum so many times but thor doesnt care, hes just addicted to the pretty sounds Peter keeps letting out when he cums all over his tits

Thor wil get on his knees and hold his pecs together just to get peter to fuck them again

Peter has no self control whatsoever when it comes to thors pecs (and thor, but thats obvious)

Peter will just rest his hands on thors shoulders and rut into the tight space thor is creating with his tits and he'll go to town on them until he finishes multiple times (because thor wont accept only one load covering his tits)

Thor has gone on multiple missions with peters wet cum drying on his tits under his armor, theres a reason he has to wash his chestplate so often, and its not because of his sweat

thanks to all of you whos been sending asks, i know ive been inactive, life sucks sometimes lmaoo

#peter parker #thunderspider #thor x peter #peter x thor #spiderthunder #my ask :D

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ima be waiting for Peter ofc

Hello!

Welcome to the Problematic MCU Ship Tournament!

This blog will pit 64 different pairings against one another. All of them are in some way “problematic”- some feature a minor and an adult, others feature incestuous pairings, others still simply have questionable or potentially abusive dynamics. Many ships combine elements of more than one.

Each day, 4 polls will be posted pitting two different ships together (for a total of 8 ships per day). You are free to vote in as many or as few of these polls as you’d like.

This blog is explicitly pro-ship and anti-censorship, and obviously features dark themes. If this is a point of discomfort for you, you are free to block this blog, I don’t bite. Hate towards anyone (and anything unreasonably rude about ships or characters) will not be published and users that send it will be blocked. Nothing explicit will be posted to this blog, regardless of the ship, so minors are free to interact if they so wish.

The bracket below shows all the ships that will be posted, as well as their first opponent. After the first round has been completed, the diagram will be updated and all of the winning ships will be pitted against one another. You can also find a typed list of all ships under the cut, for users that can’t or don’t want to read my terrible handwriting.

May the odds be ever in your (ship’s) favor!

All First Round Ships:

1. Morgan Stark x Harold “Happy” Hogan

2. Morgan Stark x James “Rhodey” Rhodes

3. Morgan Stark x Tony Stark

4. Morgan Stark x Pepper Potts

5. Scott Lang x Cassie Lang

6. Frigga Freyrdottir x Thor Odinson

7. Vision x Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff

8. Wanda Maximoff x Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff

9. Maria Stark x Tony Stark

10. Howard Stark x Tony Stark

11. Obadiah “Obie” Stane x Tony Stark

12. Tony Stark x Peter Parker

13. Peter Parker x Harold “Happy” Hogan

14. Tony Stark x Harley Keener

15. America Chavez x Dr. Stephen Strange

16. America Chavez x Wanda Maximoff

17. Odin Borson x Thor Odinson

18. King T'Chaka x Prince T'Challa

19. Xu Shang-Chi x Xu Wenwu

20. Marc Spector x Stephen Grant

21. Thor Odinson x Rocket Raccoon

22. Thor Odinson x Groot

23. Peter Quill x Rocket Raccoon

24. James “Bucky” Barnes x Rocket Raccoon

25. Adrian Toomes x Peter Parker

26. Dr. Otto Octavius x Peter Parker

27. Dr. Curt Connors x Peter Parker

28. Steven “Skip” Westcott x Peter Parker

29. Dr. Stephen Strange x Peter Parker

30. Quentin Beck x Peter Parker

31. James “Bucky” Barnes x Peter Parker

32. Steve Rogers x Peter Parker

33. Thor Odinson x Loki Laufeyson

34. Loki Laufeyson x Sylvie Laufeydottir

35. Princess Shuri x James “Bucky” Barnes

36. Princess/Queen Shuri x Namor/K’uk’ulkan

37. Thanos x Nebula

38. Thanos x Gamora

39. Thanos x Loki Laufeyson

40. Thanos x Tony Stark

41. Clint Barton x Kate Bishop

42. Clint Barton x Lila Barton

43. Carol Danvers x Kamala Khan

44. Monica Rambeau x Kamala Khan

45. Stephen Grant x Khonshu

46. Jake Lockley x Khonshu

47. Marc Spector x Khanshu

48. Arthur Harrow x Ammit

49. Xu Shang-Chi x Xu Xialing

50. Princess Shuri x King/Prince T’Challa

51. Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff

52. Wanda Maximoff x Pietro Maximoff

53. Peter Parker x May Parker

54. Queen Ramonda x Princess Shuri

55. Queen Ramonda x King/Prince T’Challa

56. Peter Parker x Ben Parker

57. Marc Spector x Jake Lockley

58. Stephen Grant x Jake Lockley

59. Natasha Romanov x Yelena Belova

60. Gamora x Nebula

61. Odin Borson x Loki Laufeyson

62. Frigga Feyrdottir x Loki Laufeyson

63. Peter Parker x Carol Danvers

64. Peter Parker x James “Rhodey” Rhodes

#starker #spidershield #winterspider #spiderstrange #happyspider #parkercest #spiderio #vulturespider #octospider #parkonnors

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CW: Dad/Son, Underage Sex, Dark Tony, Steve, Bucky Possessive Behavior, being recorded without consent

Just imaging Tony fucking Peter his underage son, unbeknownst to Peter the naive and horny teenager that his Dad is recording the taboo and illegal fucking and sending them to his Uncle Steve and Bucky and when Peter is asleep Tony, Steve and Bucky just chat and they agree that Peter belongs to them and only to them and no one is worthy for their precious Peter

#starker #starkercest #winterspider #spidershield #idk where this was going but here we are #and also happy new year to us fucked up people :D

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i meant peter can be the sub top but tony works too 🧍

im sorry but in WHAT world is peter a top??? and tonys a BOTTOM??? you guys are insane and i will shame you bc peter parker is the bottomest bottom ever and tony is his sexy top and the rest of you are wrong.

#anyways im a top peter believer suck my dick 😘

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i mean..... he can be a sub top 🧍?

im sorry but in WHAT world is peter a top??? and tonys a BOTTOM??? you guys are insane and i will shame you bc peter parker is the bottomest bottom ever and tony is his sexy top and the rest of you are wrong.

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Peter got drunk again. 🤭

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This kid won't stop pulling hot men and we love him for that

#winterspider #spidershield #winterspidershield #starker #happyspider

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id stop and watch as the avengers jump the hell out beck :)

So I saw this video on FB... and I was like this would be a good prompt

Like what if Peter was in the car and Beck was outside of the car making this phone call.

He sends this to his group chat with MJ and Ned but accidentally ends up sending it to the Avengers group chat too.

He freaks out went his phone blows up with calls and texts. And was not expecting for a certain someone to show up in person and just beat the fuck out of Beck.

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theyre gonna have secret meetings and forming a plan to make this horny spider fall in love with them

If peter made a ppt of people he wants to fuck but can't cause of stupid parker luck lol

Batch 1

#peter parker #pevengers

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Batch 2

Batch 1

#thunderspider #spiderfrost #brucepeter #hulkpeter #spiderstrange #spiderwitch #silverspider #petervision

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If peter made a ppt of people he wants to fuck but can't cause of stupid parker luck lol

Batch 1

Batch 2

#starker #pepperpeter #rhodeypeter #spidershield #winterspider #spiderfalcon #spiderwidow #spiderhawk

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Peter "Tits & Arch" Parker

please they literally jiggle im

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#Starker #spidershield #winterspider #first time using this app and i might use them more maybe idk