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#self #her life is HARD

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shhh sh you saw it too don’t lie to me

#never 4get

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What if I say please? Would that make it easier for you? ‘Cause I’m not saying please. Even though I’ve said it twice now

#can you believe there was a sasha gifset I hadn't already liked? #Also this was my SEVEN-THOUSANDTH LIKE #???? #How much time have I wasted on tag-diving over here #queued #obligatory command to admire my lady here so cool so pretty so violent

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[Beard Guy] Blood on money isn’t a big deal, but anything touches pizza and we’ll have a problem 

[Beard Guy] How many are there?  [Beard Guy] Full disclosure, I’m not all that well-traveled, try to keep my head down [Beard Guy] Anyplace that won’t get shot up is golden, I think

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[Goggles Girl] The moneys good! You won’t find any blood on it at all!!

[Goggles Girl] What pizza place do you wanna go to??

#ozcobblepot #you can tell by the contact names they have a very strong bond #Very precious #fffttttt #queued

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if you tell me this i could find a way

i choose to believe that august would have used the vault key money to get sasha off pandora, just like she always wanted.

#IN WHICH I CRY REAL HARD REAL LONG #pouring one out for Moth and the Sasha-August-starting-a-bar-on-a-new-planet AU that never saw the light of day #every time I think I'm out I'm just weeping #queued

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Mood Board Meme;

Send me ☆ for a mood board of just your muse. 

Send me ☾ for a mood board of our muses relationship.

Send me ❀ for a mood board of our mun to mun relationship.

Send me ☠ for a mood board representing a pre-established relationship between our muses that have never interacted.

#meme #queued #!! I mean they won't be GOOD but they're fun

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[text] Be careful.

Text Meme

[Sweet] Always am, right?[Sweet] I mean, minus that one time[Sweet] But in my defense there was a lot riding on it. We all get one big, dumb hero moment.

#Bless Janey #this is the influence she needs #queued #junkdealings

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[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no

Text Meme

[Beard Guy] Tentative yes.[Beard Guy] If you’re buying and it’s coming from a reputable source I think I could stomach it[Beard Guy] Points for approach, champ

#queued #GOOD OSWALD #ozcobblepot

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more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

#meme #LOOK AT 'EM THEY'RE GORGEOUS

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portal sentence starters

❝ this is your fault. ❞

❝ it didn’t have to be like this. ❞

❝ eww, what’s wrong with your legs? ❞

❝ is that a gun? ❞

❝ where are we going? ❞

❝ are you still there? ❞

❝ hello? friend. ❞

❝ do you smell something burning? ❞

❝ could you come over here? ❞

❝ are you coming back? ❞

❝ i know you’re there. i can feel you here. ❞

❝ please put me down! ❞

❝ it’s a mystery i’ll solve later. by myself. ❞

❝ have i lied to you? i mean, in this room. ❞

❝ turn back, or i WILL kill you. ❞

❝ the difference between us is that i can feel pain. ❞

❝ keep doing whatever it is you think you’re doing. ❞

❝ do you think i’m trying to trick you with reverse psychology? ❞

❝ are you still standing there? ❞

❝ didn’t we have some fun, though? ❞

❝ your business is appreciated. ❞

❝ did you hear me? i said you don’t care. are you listening? ❞

❝ okay, we’re even now. you can stop. ❞

❝ i’m the only thing standing between us and them. ❞

❝ even i’m not sure what’s going on outside. ❞

❝ uh-oh, somebody cut the cake. ❞

❝ where did your life go so wrong? ❞

❝ nice job breaking it, hero. ❞

❝ this isn’t brave. it’s murder. ❞

❝ what did i ever do to you? ❞

❝ the ‘deadly’ was in massive sarcasm quotes. ❞

❝ we pretended we were going to murder you! ❞

❝ someday, we’ll remember this and laugh. ❞

❝ look, we’re both stuck in this place. ❞

❝ you’re not a good person. you know that, right? ❞

❝ good people don’t end up here. ❞

❝ no matter what happens now, you’re dead. ❞

❝ there really was a cake. ❞

#meme #y e sssssssssssss

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Things I’ve Said While Sleep Deprived | Sentence Starters

“ You need to put one ham upways and one ham sideways for maximum ham. ”

“ How do I get away with the murder of his car, then? ”

“ I am going to physically harm you. Leave. ”

“ Why do you have three of them? You are breaking my heart. ”

“ If I slash three of his tires he can’t get insurance. I read this somewhere. ”

“ Who needs love or children when you’ve got chicken nuggets? ”

“ Click click motherfucker, why won’t the page load? ”

“ Do you ever just look at someone and like… want them to break a couple of your bones? Maybe a few ribs? Just answer the question. ”

“ Sometimes I see you and wonder how I got so lucky. You’re, like, so fucking beautiful and perfect and I want to kiss your face. ”

“ Look at this cat. She’s more beautiful than I’ll ever be. ”

“ I leave you alone for five minutes and you spend $300 on games. ”

“ If I hear that rooster noise one more time I’m gonna kill my neighbors. ”

“ Why do you scream? What purpose does it serve? ”

“ Why you have to be mad? Is only joke. ”

“ She likes to yell. ”

“ I love them more than I love my entire self. ”

“ It stares at me with those eyes. ”

“ I can’t tell if it’s creepy or cute. ”

“ You can’t bone something if it bones you first. Survival of the fittest. ”

“ Move the vehicle before I pull out your teeth. ”

“ Choking me will only make me stronger. ”

#meme #Yes

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why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

#Legitimate question on her part #At all times #self

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Please don’t leave. Everyone leaves. Everyone always leaves. God, just please don’t leave.

#Reminder that Telltale had the gall to leave Sasha without her sister in the end #And Vaughn's around and like lowkey some new friendships but what must that have done to her morale

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youareabandit replied to your post: amidelaloi replied to your post: ...

Get him to Helios and he promises to not make her into a meat suit, cross his electronic heart

That one is DEFINITELY FALSE

#youareabandit #you almost had her fooled you fiend #Couldn't HANDLE this body #it is a POISED WEAPON #That still fully expects 'ENHANCE' to work #get your snarky self back in the toaster

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amidelaloi replied to your post: Personality test : ENTJ, The Commander  If...

If only she knew some cool, wonderful, extremely powerful and handsome CEO that could get her a pretty cushy business job, but where could she possibly find one of those?

Cool, wonderful, and handsome: very fake The rest: uncomfortably accurate

#amidelaloi #how McDare you #she could find one hovering around making a faustian ass of himself don't tempt her in these sad times in a post-Tales world #where she is stuck mostly alone in her personal hell #ooc /

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Personality test : ENTJ, The Commander 

If there’s anything Commanders love, it’s a good challenge, big or small, and they firmly believe that given enough time and resources, they can achieve any goal. This quality makes people with the Commander personality type brilliant entrepreneurs, and their ability to think strategically and hold a long-term focus while executing each step of their plans with determination and precision makes them powerful business leaders. This determination is often a self-fulfilling prophecy, as Commanders push their goals through with sheer willpower where others might give up and move on, and their Extraverted (E) nature means they are likely to push everyone else right along with them, achieving spectacular results in the process.

At the negotiating table, be it in a corporate environment or buying a car, Commanders are dominant, relentless, and unforgiving. This isn’t because they are coldhearted or vicious per se – it’s more that Commander personalities genuinely enjoy the challenge, the battle of wits, the repartee that comes from this environment, and if the other side can’t keep up, that’s no reason for Commanders to fold on their own core tenet of ultimate victory.

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary. “

tagged by: @amidelaloi 

tagging: EVERYONE I have only the fuzziest of impressions as to who is active

#reblogging! Because A) It morning and I want more people to do this #And B) In addition to my original tags in which I wept a little bit for my poor child's learned behavior that closed the gap #(I also neglected to mention like all of them but extraversion was almost a 50-50 draw; Sash is complicated) #But ALSO in addition to my sad protectiveness of her I forgot to also point out #How hilarious it is this result keeps REALLY STRESSING a place in the business world #Given her intense and all-consuming hate of.........big business #The need for aus is real my friends she could be such a conflicted powerhouse #ooc /

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Personality test : ENTJ, The Commander 

If there’s anything Commanders love, it’s a good challenge, big or small, and they firmly believe that given enough time and resources, they can achieve any goal. This quality makes people with the Commander personality type brilliant entrepreneurs, and their ability to think strategically and hold a long-term focus while executing each step of their plans with determination and precision makes them powerful business leaders. This determination is often a self-fulfilling prophecy, as Commanders push their goals through with sheer willpower where others might give up and move on, and their Extraverted (E) nature means they are likely to push everyone else right along with them, achieving spectacular results in the process.

At the negotiating table, be it in a corporate environment or buying a car, Commanders are dominant, relentless, and unforgiving. This isn’t because they are coldhearted or vicious per se – it’s more that Commander personalities genuinely enjoy the challenge, the battle of wits, the repartee that comes from this environment, and if the other side can’t keep up, that’s no reason for Commanders to fold on their own core tenet of ultimate victory.

“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary. “

tagged by: @amidelaloi 

tagging: EVERYONE I have only the fuzziest of impressions as to who is active

#hc #BIG THANK for tagging me actually I don't recall if I've ever done this for her? #It is both interesting and heartbreaking because a solid 60% of the 'distant from emotion / unforgiving / RUTHLESS ENERGY' is due entirely #to living on Pandora - I don't think she'd be harmless in any universe but she's got such a raw emotional dreamer-y core that she can't #indulge often or publicly or it'll literally kill her #In like a modern-day not totally shit verse I'm sure she'd rank something else #whew my poor kid #save #ooc /