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The real top five causes of major character death in mainstream superhero comics:

Marketing stunt where it's clear that the writers put a lot more effort into figuring out how they're going to bring them back once they've milked all the drama they can out of their death than they did into figuring out how to kill them off in the first place

Publisher convinced themselves that the best way to establish credentials for their latest villain-of-the-week was to have them randomly murder a popular character, having failed to learn from experience that this literally never works

Big-name writer decided to end their tenure on the character's title by breaking their toys on the way out, thus ensuring that they have the final word on the character's development, and in their hubris they believe they're influential enough that it will stick (hint: it won't)

New editor with nostalgic brain rot wanted to reset the status quo to how they remember it being when they were a kid, and the easiest way to do that was to kill off every character introduced more recently than 1987

They just had rancid vibes

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Life's little pleasures

English added by me :)

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Ughhhhh someone needs to dip me in 100% pure ethanol

Not in a drunk way for once. More in a disinfectant sort of way

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realizing that with Invincible, given its preoccupation with the possibility of rehabilitation for superpowered and genocidal alien villains through the power of love, it can be concluded that it is basically just Steven Universe with swears and for boys

#I'm boys #but a very accurate assessment

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#do a menial task for 2 weeks streight and become stronger than god

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"built in microphone"

Phantom hourglass/ spirit tracks remake lets fuCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol

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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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does "i have the capacity to do both" count? lol

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oh it was a *xenogears* reference

#xenoblade chronicles 3

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Me yesterday: Mike Pollock is trending on Twitter, I wonder why that is

>Check his account

>He posted a tribute for the hostages

>People in the replies & qrts are dogging him for it

How are these people real???? We're at the point where just posting a tribute to the hostages is somehow "supporting genocide" now, the fuck.

@not-antisemitic-receipts

#lol #good god what a load of pricks

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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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language barriers are fun

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chemist unsettling normies compilation

#good old nilered

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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

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*Stares directly into the camera*