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Y/n: Tae, we are not having Elvis officiate our wedding. For one thing, he's dead.

Tae: To you he's dead but I know better 😌

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Jungkook: Y/n, whats nostalgia?

Y/n: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

(20 minutes later)

Jin: I'm back!

Y/n: yay! We missed you!

Jungkook, whispering: nostalgia

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How about Jungkook for what would your Snapchat look like if jk is your bf.. the Snapchat series is so freaking cute love all the ones that are out rn!! 🥰

here you go, pookie!! I hope you like it 💕

photos edited by: @runbulletproof (follow her, she does amazing kpop edits!) all captions by: Me 💕

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Y/n: what's on your mind?

Yoongi: you can say "please" and "thank you" a million times, and a baby will never repeat it. But if you say "ass-faced motherfucker" ONE TIME

Jungkook, walking in: ass-faced motherfucker?

Yoongi: 😑

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April 21, 2021 - 7 guys from Korea found the door to my heart and kicked it down to get inside. I haven’t had any regrets since. Reflecting back on my 3 years as ARMY, I’ve made some awesome new friends and found music and a group that make me smile everyday. Happy 3 to me!

#bts #bangtan soyeondan #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook #min yoongi #park jimin #kim namjoon #jung hoseok #kim seokjin #Armyversary

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I’m done!! This ended me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hoseok: What do you call the useless skin at the end of a penis?

Jimin; A man

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Taehyung : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Namjoon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Yoongi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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bts: *messes up the choreo*

hoseok: *glares*

the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*

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Namjoon: Are you a cuddler?

Yoongi: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Namjoon:

Yoongi: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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can I get a what ur snapchat would look like if Yoongi was ur bf? 🥺 please and thank you 🙏🏻💜

of course, pookie! I love doing these, they're always so fun to do. I hope you like it 😚💕

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🤣🤣

Y/n: I look up to Jin

Hobi: aw, really? Why is that?

Y/n: because he's tall

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(Tannies, eating quietly)

Tae, out of nowhere: Can a Bigfoot mate with a yeti?

Namjoon: okaaay, time for bed!

Y/n, staring into the distance: can they tho?

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Yoongi: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Y/n: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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🤣🤣🤣

Taehyung: look, this is all just a moo point.

Y/n: ...

Y/n: a "moo" point?

Taehyung: yeah, it's like a cow's opinion.

Taehyung: you know, it doesn't matter.

Taehyung: it's moo.

Y/n: ...have I been living with him for too long or did that all just make sense?

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I missed him 😭😭😭😭

#bts #bangtan soyeondan #jung hoseok #jhope military #jhope on the street #hope on the street #jhope #bts jhope #jhope of BTS

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

Namjoon: where's Jungkook?

Taehyung: doing stuff

Namjoon: I don’t like the sound of that. where’s Y/n?

Taehyung: trying to stop Jungkook from doing the stuff.

Namjoon: and Jimin?

Taehyung: trying to stop Y/n from stopping Jungkook from doing the stuff.

Namjoon: I see. and what are you doing here?

Taehyung: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Jimin from stopping Y/n from stopping Jungkook from doing the stuff.

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Jin: do you ever just look at me and wonder if I'm an alien?

Namjoon: ... no?

Jin: I mean, I'm just too good looking to be human

Y/n, from 3 rooms away: SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT HIM!