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Starring the bois from upper school you know how it be
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Ashtyn: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like, ‘Look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Jules: Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Cayman: by the way, I poisoned one of the drinks
Bin: you did what.
Ashtyn: by the way this dinner is going i hope it's mine.
Jules: *starts drinking faster*
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Ashtyn: I just want to be called beautiful 23/7
Jules: Why not 24?
Ashtyn: Snack breaks
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Jules: Idk how I'd survive without water <3
Cayman: You wouldn't.
Jules: I know right? I'm glad someone else loves water as much as I do!
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Jules: I'm telling you, there's nothing wrong with me!
Ashtyn: I watched you apply black pencil eyeliner in the bathroom this morning while crying.
Jules:
Jules: Why are you watching me in the bathroom?
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Ashtyn: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?
Cayman: Can't relate
Jules: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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Ashtyn: *gets caught pickpocketing because she keeps saying “yoink” out loud when he does it*
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Cayman: So did you kiss her?
Jules: No, the moment wasn’t right.
Jules: Look, this girl could be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Ashtyn: Aw Jules that’s so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.
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Ashtyn: How are you?
Jules: I'm fine
Kendal: What's "fine"
Jules: It means im perfectly content but also I wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.
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Kendal: Based on genital structure, men should be the ones wearing skirts while women should be wearing pants.
Ashtyn: The scots were right all along.
Cayman: The scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.
Jules: The scots were right all along.
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Ashtyn: My kink is people caring about and respecting my feelings and opinions.
Jules: Unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.
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Jules: Ashtyn, you are litterally best friends with the most beautiful person in the world
Jules: AKA me
Jules: Earlier I ate a whole bag of glitter so the inside of me will look as good as the outside
Ashtyn: You what?
Ashtyn: You- we're going to the hospital
Jules: Sounds good cause I think I'm dying
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Ashtyn: In French, you don’t say “I miss you”, you say “tu me manques”, which means “you are missing from me”, and I think that’s beautiful.
Jules: In America, you don’t say “you all”, you say “y’all” which means "you all", unless there’s more people, then you say “all y’all”, which means “all you all”, and I think that’s beautiful.
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Ashtyn: Did it hurt when you fell?
Cayman, smirking: From what? Heaven?
Ashtyn: No, from that Uber. You tripped on your foot and just laid there for a couple seconds.
Cayman:
Ashtyn: We all saw it.
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Ashtyn, climing through a window: Imma crunch, imma munch
Jules, scrambling to the door: What the ufck wh at the fu
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Jules: Top or bottom
Ashtyn: Oh im a verse
Jules: .... I meant which bunk do you want
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Alex: so i was getting a glass of water (a glass is just a commonly used cylinder closed off on the bottom in order to hold liquids btw)
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