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i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

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Anon come back how do you teach yourself to purr

can't speak for anon but if you can gargle water, do the same breathing thing at the back of your throat, and practice until you can do it with your teeth together. Once you can do that you can adjust your pitch until it's about the same as a large housecat.

I had a friend who could make the sound come out of her upper chest but I've never managed that

#i cant gargle water (gag reflex is too strong) :(

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some crumb cat doodles i make recently

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red dragon

wallpaper sizes / prints

#dunmeshi

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moses angel by daria pavlova & makeup by mary

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her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#got corphish #partner one is nosepass #pokemon

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could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

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#my grandma and my gramie did when i was a kid to communicate bday/christmas gifts but i dont think they do much now #but also my best friend's dad's side of the family regularly communicates w my dad's side of the family #so randomly theyll ask me how my uncle is doing or some shit #jumpscare every time

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@mthevlamister

#obligatory math tag

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These fox skulls I got from this dude on eBay are so greasy I'm convinced that he put extra grease on them. I think he Criscoed these bad boys.

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#LAUNDRY #love doing the laundry #i get to sit down and also do other stuff while the washer and dryer are running

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oh hey two weeks until my birthday . yay ^_^

#we probably wont even be celebrating until saturday that week tho #its better than when we celebrated xmas (in february) #my parents are like . too busy to really care LOL

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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

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IT IS. 88F OUTSIDE RN. GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE

#i am so warm . im dying #im literally INSIDE but its still so hot