Saki and Honami: *speaking Spanish*
Saki: I know, I know.
Shiho: You speak Spanish?
Saki: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Honami speaks.
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Shiho: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Ichika: No, well, actually, it is.
Shiho: You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
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Saki: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
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Honami: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Shiho: We're chopsticks!
Honami: Well... that's cute!
Saki: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Ichika: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Saki: Shiho told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
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Shiho: I’m terrible at expressing myself.
Honami: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!
Shiho: Yes, but my actions are also bad.
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Ichika: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Honami: Make lemonade!
Ichika: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.
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Ichika: Hey, Honami. What kind of flowers do you prefer?
Honami: I like sunflowers.
Ichika, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-
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Shiho: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!
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Ichika: So Saki, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Saki: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Ichika: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Saki: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Ichika: A whole potato?
Saki: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Ichika: These just look like big slabs of black.
Saki: Because that's what they are!
Saki: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Ichika: These are just chocolate chips?
Saki: They sure are!
Saki: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Saki: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!
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Saki: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
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Shiho, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
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Ichika: I can catch one of them. Let's go, Honami.
Honami: I didn't volunteer.
Ichika: A stake out needs two people! Think, Honami. Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie?
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Saki: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Honami: Ichika, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?
Ichika: Raise the dead.
Honami: And what did you do?
Ichika: Raise the dead.
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Saki: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Ichika's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Shiho: *plays shreksophone*
Shiho: Woo.
Shiho: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Saki: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
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