do you have any cute (or h-word) bf headcanons for the Aot boys mie?
Of course I do, I have an ever-expanding list of headcanons for all of them, from how they react to you sitting in the backseat when they pick you up, down to whether or not they would rip your bandages off after your get a shot (spoiler: Eren, Porco, and Levi fucking would)
EREN
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He really likes holding hands, though itās more of a calming habit for him. Holding hands keeps him grounded, and acts as an anchor for his anxiety; so heāll grab and/or fidget with yours periodically.
Heāll steal your skincare if heās over at your place, but honestly he just startsā¦ copying it lmfao. Like, heāll take notice of your face wash when heās over heās like āOh, this is niceā and then a week later, he buys a bottle for himself. Then he buys your toner, and your moisturizer, and you stay over at his place and gotta do a double take bc heās got damn near the same of everything at this point.
He doesnāt know if he believes that classical music actually helps him to concentrate, but he does know that heās grown to like it, so itās become his studying music of choice. Heās got favorite composers and everything.
Heād be upset if you didnāt steal his hoodies. Thatās what theyāre there for. Heāll make you steal them if he has to.
He hates standing in line. For anything. If he likes a restaurant that gets super busy at lunch, heāll order ahead for pickup (and he feels special skipping the line). At amusement parks, he pays for the fast passes. If itās shopping, then heād rather just do it online.
On that note, he sucks at returning things that donāt fit/he doesnāt like when he shops online, so he honestly just keeps them, or gives them to his friendsāitās much easier than going through the hassle of printing a return label, according to him.
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He likes the idea of recording you guys during sex, but heās honestly a little too nervous to do itānervous about being recorded himself, and about it potentially getting out somewhere.
Likes it when you look him in the eyes when you cum. In fact, he somewhat demands it.
Similarly, heās always watching you during sex. Mostly your face, for indications of how heās making you feel and when youāre close to your orgasm (which is why heās got a thing for you looking at him).
He used to hate masturbating, until he tried masturbating to the idea of you, and now he fucking loves that. He takes his time with it tooāif heās gonna jack off, heās gonna make a moment of it: sit on his bed, turn the lights off, make sure heās all alone and can go for as long as he wants.
Threesomes are fine with him, and he doesnāt even have to be the sole one in charge, depending on whoās joining you.
ARMIN
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He air-dries the majority of his clothes because he doesnāt want his sweaters and knitwear to shrink. Also, he likes the smell of his fabric softener permeating the room while the clothes dry.
On a similar note, heās got sensitive skinānot to the point where a shirt less than 75% cotton irritates him; but he is conscious of fabrics and products he uses. Because of this, he takes extra care with his laundry, his pillowcases and bedsheets are satin as are the majority of his pajama shirts, and he never ever walks around without house slippers or heāll irritate the bottom of his feet.
Heās scared of bugs, but he doesnāt like to kill them either. Honestly, he just kinda hopes spiders and stuff will crawl away without him intervening šš
He likes board games, and has a thing for The Game of Life. He cannot play chess, even though most people would guess that he could, and heās begun to practice by playing online versions against computers to learn.
He knows everyoneās gossip because everyone comes to him to gossip. And if heās the therapist friend, then youāre the person who receives the summary of all the tea from him at the end of the week. And man can this boy throw a bitch fest when heās in the right mood.
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Heās got a bit of an oral fixation, so he really likes having your mouth occupied; with his fingers, with your panties, with his dickāheās not really picky.
Likes sex with the lights on. Claims itās because he wants to āsee all of youā (itās really because heās nervous heāll fuck something up if he canāt see properly šš)
He really likes making out. Like, a lot. Though itās not something that happens oftenāso he builds up a lot of frustrating thinking about it, and it all comes crashing down, and ends up with you guys damn near dry humping each other on the couch for two hours.
Thatās something that applies to him generally, tooāhe tends to let himself get very frustrated and worked up, whether he means to or not. He also thinks about sex quite frequently, and it only fuels his frustration; so when he snaps, he snaps hard.
Heād let you choke him back if you asked. Just ask nicely.
JEAN
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Loves studying in cafƩs and adores when you study with him; peeps up at you periodically when you sit across from him. He always pays for your drink, but sometimes you guys share, and he likes making a game out of reaching for the cup at the same time as you.
Heās very chivalrous, but he hates when you call him out for it, or make any kind of deal of it. He knows itās chivalry, but he also knows itās the bare minimum, plus heās easily embarrassedāespecially in public.
Loves having his hair played with, absolutely adores it. If youāre just holding his face, or resting your hand on his cheek, heāll move himself further into your touch to maneuver your palm closer to his hair.
He really really really likes back hugsāgiving and receiving them. If heās standing behind you, heāll most likely reach for a hug at some point (sometimes he wonāt let go and youāve gotta waddle with him on you). His ears get red when you give him a back hug but he always uses a hand to rest over your arms to tell you that he doesnāt want you to let go.
He can play the piano, but he doesnāt tell a soul about it. The only reason you found out it through his mom. Heās got stage fright, so he gave up on performing, but heās really talented, and can almost play any song by ear.
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He loves the feeling of your hands on him, particularly if youāve got long nails. Please scrape your nails against his back, or even just dig them into his biceps while heās fucking you, itāll drive him insane.
Along with liking having his hair played with, he adores having it pulled onāthe attention and desperation in your actions goes straight to his ego and his dick.
One of his biggest fantasies is getting a lap dance from you. Heād never ever fucking say it out loud or dream of asking for it, but the idea of you stripping in front of him, down to lingerie heād picked out for you, and teasing him until he canāt take it anymore and jumps you is something he thinks aboutā¦ far more often than he should.
If youāre wearing his clothes (especially one of his t-shirts to bed, or around his apartment), heās gonna fuck you in it. Jean has a lot of self control, but thatās one thing thatāll make him snap in an instant. And if you wear his shirt or hoodie out, heās fucking you when you get home, itās as simple as that.
CONNIE
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He studies with childrenās shows playing the background. He doesnāt remember how he discovered that his method works for him, all he knows is that something about Paw Patrol makes for excellent background noise for writing his research papers.
Heās quite touchy with PDA, but if you guys are in a crowd then forget about itābecause Connie might forget about you. Heās definitely left you at the grocery store before.
He eats cereal for breakfast every morning, and heās kind of got a collection of them in his kitchen. He claims there are upscale cereals that he doesnāt just let anybody eat or even touch; so, if he offers you a midnight snack consisting of a bowl of his favorite (and very rare) cereal, then be honored.
He almost always pays with cash, but he hates change. If he gets back coins, he either tells the cashier to keep them, puts them in a tip jar if thereās one in sight, or just pours them into your coat pocket. He understands that its money, but heāll be damned if heās just got a sack full of nickels clanging around in his bag.
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He claims he doesnāt have a thing for exhibitionism, but with the way heās down to fuck damn near anywhere, he might be a bold faced liar. Changing rooms, music festivals, airport bathrooms, the little corner of the multilevel parking lot that heās oh-so-certain is in the blindspot of the security cameras... there are so few things off-limits with him.
Car sex on his bucket listā¦ just not in his car lmfao (because trust and believe thatās something that already happens pretty regularly). Maybe his real kink is vandalism and destruction of property.
He is not above begging you to sit on his face. He will get on his knees and pant like a fucking dog for you to do it, heās so serious. Heāll do it laying down, heāll do it with you standing up/against a wall, heāll do it on the couch. Break his neck please heās fucking asking for it.
He doesnāt mind sharing and he definitely doesnāt mind watching. Honestly, heād egg you on to kiss someone else at a party, or go as far as to seduce you into seducing someone else just so he can watch it go down.
PORCO
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He sends you iMessage games but only the ones heās good at because he doesnāt like to lose. But also, if he is losing, he doesnāt want you to be supportive about it and tell him āitās okay uwuā lmfao he wants to either cream you, or have you kick his ass; competition is the name of the game, donāt be soft on him.
Heās a morning person, and he likes going on runs or even just early-morning walks when the weather is nice. He will wake you up occasionally to join himāand if youāre a homebody, you will be joining him. He wonāt be responsible for watching you decompose on the couch.
Very picky about his pizza. Itās not a calorie or grease or health thingāhe just really fucking likes pizza, and he wonāt excuse a bad slice.
Always pulls you closer to him in a crowd or when a group of people are walking by. He doesnāt have to, but he likes to. Tease him about it and heāll push you right back tho, probably into a shrub if thereās one near by.
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Heās such a āNo, noāanswer the callā kind of mf; a sadist, if you will. He lives for torturing and embarrassing you, and that applies to sex, too.
Loves the way his hands look on you, particularly splaying his hand over your stomach when heās fucking you. Likes the heat of your body against his, when he positions himself just right to feel the outline of his dick against you, and squeezing the sides of your tummy when he gets lost in it.
Loves blowjobs, and loves to cum on you or over your face. His favorite thing tho is pulling away just before heās about to orgasm, and jacking himself off with your tongue sticking out, ready to swallow.
Okay with threesomes, too; but he wouldnāt like to do much to or with the third person. Itās okay if they touch youāmaybe even fuck you, depending on who it isābut heās not there to get them off.
LEVI
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When he cooks dinner, he always makes sure to make enough for you to have leftovers to take with you for lunch the following day. Especially if itās a dish youāve been wanting or try, or specifically asked him to cook.
Heās got a specific tote bag he brings with him to the grocery store/farmerās market, and separate one for when heās running other light errands.
He hates soda, not even just because itās not the healthiest thing to drinkāhe just doesnāt like the feel of carbonated drinks; the only exception being when theyāre mixed with liquor, but even then, itās not his preference.
After a while, he just starts lying and says youāre married at places where it benefits you both, or to curb a longer conversation about the status of your relationship to people who are inquiring. He thinks itās fucking weird that marriage is what shuts people up, but if it works, it works; less people prying in your guysā business.
He likes giving you forehead kisses, and if you do it back, heāll learn that he doesnāt mind receiving them either.
Heās such a sucker for you rubbing your thumb against the back of his hand when you guys hold hands. He might not act like he notices, but he always does; and somewhat craves little touches like that the longer you guys are together.
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He would never admit it to anyone, but birthday sex is up there for his favorite kind of sex. He never cared much about his birthdayā¦ until he realized he could get that as a gift. He knows itās not different, but he likes it, nonetheless; one the few times he doesnāt mind having all the attention on him.
King of aftercare, though some of his methods usually lead to another roundāin which he teases you for cancelling out his work, when you know he was just as willing and eager.
He likes edging himself and overstimulating you; and with his self-control, that makes for a pretty dangerous combination.
Heās strong and he knows how to use it to his advantage: maneuvering you with a single arm, holding both your wrists above your head with one hand, pushing your head down into the sheets when heās fucking you from behind.
Sex is one of the few times Levi doesnāt mind making a messāand in fact, he likes it messy; watching you drip onto the sheets, making you spit on his dick and fucking your face until you drool. He always goes on about how sloppy you are, how you canāt keep anything clean, but he fucking loves it.
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