lonelyskeletonflower

[lonelyskeletonflower]

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

[lonelyskeletonflower]

RIP Kabosu, who inspired one of the most influential memes of all time; Doge.

2/11/2005 - 24/5/24

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[lonelyskeletonflower]

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

[lonelyskeletonflower]

Astarion's like a dad who didn't want a pet

#baldur's gate 3 #fanart

[lonelyskeletonflower]

"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

[lonelyskeletonflower]

if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

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#baldur's gate 3

[lonelyskeletonflower]

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[lonelyskeletonflower]

[lonelyskeletonflower]

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

[lonelyskeletonflower]

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

[lonelyskeletonflower]

cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

[lonelyskeletonflower]

#good omens #fanart

[lonelyskeletonflower]

people misunderstand what ‘gifted kid’ actually means but it’s ok it’s fine it’s cool it’s good