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Please look at my cat, thank you

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GAMER WATER

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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Dropped a Krak grenade on the floor to thin out a horde and accidentally turned a Pox Hound into paste.

#warhammer 40k #darktide #for the emperor

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Baby albino changyuraptor spooked by her own reflection, realizing that she's not like her other siblings.

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In a Spiral

@cearcseaus

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My new(ish) dnd oc is an Undead Warlock who's patron is Agatha, the banshee of the Neverwinter Woods. Last night during a game my fiance was running, I remembered there's another ghost who haunts another foresr. I fucking love Aggie.

#dnd oc #5e #dnd #paranorman #warlock

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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Allow me to re-iterate: I just killed my newest D&D character in an avoidable mineshaft trap. RIP Itzcoatl, we’ll resurrect you back at the citadel… probably…

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yes.

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My new dnd character, Notch the Goblin, drawn by me, on my phone. Undead Warlock who's dead form is an ethereal ghost wreathed in blue fire.

#5e dnd #goblin #warlock

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zoom call

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#Cat #furbaby #Criminal

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If my meal slithers out of my asshole an hour after I ate it, I should receive financial compensation for my losses

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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

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