loverboy1717

[loverboy1717]

Bee has completely stolen my heart? Two days ago if you asked me if any character could distract me from Beloved in need I would have laughed in your face. Now I’m like…FITZ YOUR DAUGHTER NEEDS YOU MORE THAN YOUR ON AGAIN OFF AGAIN SOULMATE.

#rote #bee is my buddy #and I’m actually on Fitz’s side for once #I support 90% of his choices and instincts which is a wild change #Mel reads rote #Fools Assassin

[loverboy1717]

So Robin forced Molly and Fitz back together only for them to be happy off page for 10 years and then has us check back in with Molly falling victim to some kind of Dimentia or “madness” in her midish 50s? Make it make sense.

#RotE #wtf bro

[loverboy1717]

I hate people that are like “oh you shouldn’t curse. Use proper words. Only people with a small vocabulary uses curse words” like no Karen fuck is exactly the word I’m looking for.

Because saying you are and idiot is one thing

Saying you are a fucking idiot is another

#yuh

[loverboy1717]

#harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #this is goooooood

[loverboy1717]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

#emperor john gaius #im losing my mind y’all really thought he was old!? #he’s a perpetual millenial #he’s cringe but he’s not collecting social security or anything

[loverboy1717]

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

#I hope so #I really really hope so

[loverboy1717]

me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!

[loverboy1717]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

#me

[loverboy1717]

"Harrow listens to My Chemi--" BZZT WRONG that girl doesn't want to hear noises louder than bone rattling. "Gideon Nav listens to --" BZZZT NO she is not listening to any music that deliberately processes an emotion more complex than "women hot." That girl is ten layers of trauma surviving solely on titty mags & "your mom" jokes. Modern Gideon would listen to a) horrible cock rock, b) horrible bro country or c) old school gangsta rap, depending on cultural context, and revels in the fact that everyone else hates her music. Neither of them are listening to your indie faves playlists, I am sorry

#the locked tomb #correct

[loverboy1717]

When you pay for the rusty quill patreon to get episodes early it's like you're absolutly fucking insane about the new episode but you have to pretend ur not on the tl for two days until everyone can listen to it. I feel like this picture.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp vague

[loverboy1717]

Um…yuck?

#tmagp vague #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

[loverboy1717]

YOURE KIDDINNGGG MEEE youre fucking KIDDING ME

THATS WHY KIRIONA WANTED TO GO BACK SO BADLY. THATS WHY. WHAT THE FUCK

#I need Alecto #I need Alecto years ago

[loverboy1717]

it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye

[loverboy1717]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

[loverboy1717]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[loverboy1717]

lord the peasants are so loud today

[loverboy1717]

I am unwell

#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol