lucicorn72
Theatre Kid (Derogatory)
Lucy | She/Her | 19 | Lesbian | Swiftie | Witchhttps://venmo.com/u/Lucy-Montgomery-13
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anything can be an organized event if I get my hands on a cute enough Canva templet. You need someone to help you clean your room?? I made a Canva! Want to get drinks tonight?? Made the Canva invite to send to th gc!!! We're organizing a group for Pride??? Sounds like we need a Canva!!
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides
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HEARTBREAKING: Local girl must write a reflection essay at the end of the semester. Experts have called this "the worst torture known to man". No survivors
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heh. get em boys. *the two large bodyguards next to me do not move* boys. come on. please
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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
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remember that cringe culture is dead and you don't have to describe things you like as "guilty pleasures". If something brings you joy, why should you feel ashamed of that?
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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.
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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.
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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
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