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luciferspartner · 11 hours
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we need a word like turned on but for when you see something really cute not about being horny. like hey I just saw the sweetest puppy I’m so cuted out right now
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luciferspartner · 12 hours
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rb to give the person u rb'd this from transgender swag
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luciferspartner · 12 hours
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"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s
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luciferspartner · 14 hours
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ok here's one
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luciferspartner · 14 hours
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you're so off-putting i need you
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luciferspartner · 21 hours
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luciferspartner · 22 hours
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My formal training in how to fall has paid off (again) and I am reminded I will never be a rockstar
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luciferspartner · 2 days
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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am
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luciferspartner · 2 days
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they need to invent a button for “my cat just walked across the keyboard and closed everything then changed settings I didn’t even know I had with her butt”
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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No one show marcille the lord of the rings okay. She wouldn't fucking survive it without being so Aragorn x arwen pilled shed go crazy
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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everyone who thinks they could get into hip hop from the kendrick vs drake beef, do yourself a favor and listen to good kid m.A.A.d. city by kendrick lamar, a truly incredible album front to back.
then you really can't go wrong by going back to the classics--tupac, biggie, lil kim etc etc. but kendrick's body of work is all pretty great if that's what got you interested.
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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tumblr is a beautiful ecosystem bc here you can see that transgender disabled mentally ill gay minorities can be just as annoying, obnoxious and reactionary as any cishet abled white person. THATS equality.
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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the best thing about creating is you get to create :) unfortunately the worst thing about creating is that you have to.. create
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luciferspartner · 3 days
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god knew not to give me a dick because I would be getting hard every time I eat a cream cheese bagel
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