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[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

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stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

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Always found this to be a pretty powerful anti porn video despite being short and simple.

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words cannot describe how much i adored him as a kid (still do)

This is literally the best show ever made

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are we complaining about the format of the video or the ideas? cause that ds looks amazing

Nintendo’s E3 opens with this what do you do

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crying cause this took two days since I kept getting interrupted

#art journey #digital art

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Witch Aesthetics

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im so fricken proud of myself for the coloring on this, despite the novice level work T-T

#art journey #procreate #digital art #ipadart

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Saved my life

You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense).  I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen.  Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.  

this bitch hooked me up.  

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

or this

DUDE!  INASNE SHIT!!  So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash.  Lemme dole it out for her.  BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!!  This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.  

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock.  You’re worth it.  

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged:  https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

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adulthood is when your mom ask for your Disney+ account for the 3rd time and if you have Hulu

#just mom things #love you mom #but seriously

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im fricken serious, i can’t even call my own dad daddy anymore cause of y’all kinky mfs

y‘all ruining the word daddy. my kids gon have to call me bruh or some shit tbh lol

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tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

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pardon me but

what

#tumblr advertising

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I’ve been in such a stardew mood that I decided to draw my farmer (Imma finish it digitally... one day...)

I’m always starting new saves because I keep coming up with more efficient ways to do things :/

Stardew makes me wanna own a homestead so bad I’m redneck enough, but finding land this economy? lol I’ll let y’all know if I do

#art journey #rough sketch #stardew