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i’m going insane over william shatner’s experience in space

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starting girl scout cookie discourse. if you’ve had girl scout cookies from both bakeries, do you prefer little brownie bakers (tagalongs, samoas) or abc bakers (peanut butter patties, caramel delites). also is your preference the same as the girl scout cookie you grew up with?

#no opinion on the difference but i sold abc bakers cookies as a kid and was always so confused why everyone else had different names for the

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Just a legend spouting truths

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#cake! #but last time i reblogged this it was soup which is far souperior

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A MODEST LOOK AT guide to chess pieces

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man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

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what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?

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JJ Abrams showing naked disdain for Star Trek, and openly stating he really was only doing them in the hopes of getting to make Star Wars one day, only to get his chance to make Star Wars & making it even worse, so bad he killed off Disney's scheme to release a new Star War every year into eternity...truly iconic

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the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

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Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

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if there’s one most important thing that I wish I’d learned younger (and there’s actually a lot of things I wish I’d known younger) it’s that sexuality is NOT what you could theoretically endure. It’s also not a self harm fantasy. Desire is warm and affectionate.

#this 'what you could theoretically endure' tripped me up a lot when i was younger

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Everyone look at my turtle lamp and weep for how precious he is

#?! #i have a lamp just like this!!