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patrick zwieg was so shauna shipman coded like iykyk

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

#tag yourself i’m mutual 15

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yea that was excellent

#everyone go see challengers NOW 🎾

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just realized i forgor my earplugs … oh no 😵‍💫

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it’s me, my mom & sister, one guy alone a million rows away, and one other guy, also alone, a million rows away from the other guy

seated for challengers 🤩

#it’s a sunday matinee in small town so to be expected tbh #and also what i wanted i hate crowded movies post-covid tho i have been to a few in-mask ofc

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CHRISTIE BOUGHT ME YEONJUN COOKIE CRISP LMAOOO

#we’ve been talking about the txt cereals and if we’d ever see them here in the midwest and how i want a box of beomgyu 🤭

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finished at the gym abt to shower and then go see challengers omg should i try to dress tennis chic

#i’m already in a tennis skirt but obvi i’d need a different one

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a fujoshi will always have 2 men to mash together while a himejoshi must find yuri in the way the wind blows through a field of grass

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lavender paloma ft. smoked salmon tartine

#lissa’s drink log #i did wake up @ 7:20 & go to the gym .. outdoor market was a bust pretty much but i DID get my sandwich

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7:30 am alarm on a saturday to get up and go to the gym oh it’s sick …

#well goodnight 😵‍💫💔

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gym before or after local outside market event tomorrow .. what do we think?

#market is 10-2 .. i want to eat a salmon tartine sammy for lunch while there .. gym closes early @ 7pm

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i still can’t believe this like that’s crazy to me

my friend works at a music venue and they just got me a free ticket to the sold-out crane wives show in june omg

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NEW POST SORRY

K O F I

i can write ur assignments, proofread etc anything really. have los of credentials referrals whatevvers !!!!!

i love u and thank u if u ever think of me kindly

mwah

SORRRY FOR POSTING SI MUJCHCHCHCH 💓🦋🌲🌸💐🌤️⭐️🌟☀️☄️🌊🍟

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remaking this post as the other one lost traction and i'm sorry i have to ask again but my bank account is now in the negatives and i won't be paid again until the end of april / early may. i primarily need help with groceries, and a weekly bus pass ($29) so i can get to class. if anyone can help me out just til the end of the month i’d really really appreciate it! if you can’t donate, boosting this would be amazingly helpful. thank you for reading!!

paypal

$25 / $150

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my friend works at a music venue and they just got me a free ticket to the sold-out crane wives show in june omg

#is this what it feels like to win? 🤩💗

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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snoopy of the day

#video #snoopy #peanuts