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Regulus: Do you now the story of the mouse, the lion and the thorn? James: Yeah. Regulus: Well, there you go, in case we ever meet a monster. James: You know that story’s about the mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of it’s paw though, right? Regulus: No, it’s not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn. James: Who told you that? Regulus: My mother. James: James: That actually explains a lot.

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the thing about sirius and marlene is that both of them have called mcgonagall “mom” on accident

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Of course James would fall for Regulus. He canonically adores Sirius and likes Lily being mean to him and who combines both of those things perfectly?

#facts #canon

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Of course James would fall for Regulus. He canonically adores Sirius and likes Lily being mean to him and who combines both of those things perfectly?

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Of course James would fall for Regulus. He canonically adores Sirius and likes Lily being mean to him and who combines both of those things perfectly?

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Lily: You guys are our boys. Marlene: Exactly. We love you guys. Mary: And we don't play favourite. James: Slytherins pranked us while you were gone. Lily, Marlene and Mary, in perfect union: Is Peter okay?

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marauders first kisses:

james: with remus, 3rd year because "what if when i finally kiss lily, i'm really horrible at it and she breaks up with me?" "james, i'm sure you'd be a fine kisser" "i can't take that risk, i need practice" (this was james' bi awakening)

sirius: with remus late 3rd year because he found out his parents wanted to set him up and freaked out. when narcissa tried to calm him down at school, he reacted by grabbing the first person he could find (remus) by the collar and kissing him while flipping narcissa off (this was sirius' bi awakening)

peter: with remus on his 15th birthday, 4th year, because he was upset everyone else had been kissed before him. it was a pity kiss but peter considered the possibility that he was bi for about a month after

regulus: with james early his 4th year in the school kitchens. he was trying to thank james for taking care of sirius (who had just ran away) and james was trying to ask reg how he was doing without sirius. luckily, regulus has trouble expressing gratitude and james has trouble expressing sadness so they just ended up kissing instead. (not so fun fact: james was both regulus' first and last kiss)

remus: he claims it was james 3rd year. he is a fucking liar. in actuality it was with lily 2nd year playing spin the bottle with the girls, he just didn't have the soul to tell james he kissed lily first.

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Sirius and Regulus' love language is acts of service but for different reasons

Sirius bc until meeting his friends at hogwarts, he believed that love was something to be earned and that his parents would only appreciate him if he did things to deserve it.

Regulus bc Sirius was the first person to love him unconditionally so he mimicked the way sirius showed his love when giving it to others

Both of them being baffled when people give them love and affection without them doing anything for it

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The secret wish is to write a fanfic that someone loves so much they make fan art of it, or to create a drawing that someone creates an entire fic based off of it.

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Sirius: Just please, James. Do not hit on my brother when you meet him.

James, confused: Alright, Pads. Why would I?

Sirius: No offense, mate, but you have a type.

James, still confused. A type?

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Regulus, rolling his eyes: Fuck off, Potter.

James, with heart eyes: Marry me.

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Sirius: I’m a bad boy

Remus: I’ve literally seen you cry over getting your ear pierced

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slight nsfw. | jegulus.

james just knows how to crack someone's back, maybe it's cause he's an athlete or he's just good at shit, but he knows. and every now and then regulus won't tell him that his back hurts but he'll stand up from off the floor after studying for hours at a time, his back all sore and stiff and james will just wrap his arms around him, very nonchalantly too, and just crack it for him. regulus letting out these little gasps and moans of relief but james is just so??? casual about it, like he'll walk away like it's a job done but regulus is left all horny and frustrated

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Me: Ouch, that hurt. My husband, concerned from another room: What happened? Me: I hurt myself by writing a certain line. My husband: Writing one line can't hurt you.

The line in question (Regulus): It’s probably a good thing we’re not in touch with my brother. If James ever met him, he’d choose Sirius over me like everyone else.

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okay maybe this isnt something we need to actually talk about but... there needs to be a surge in rosekiller as a main in fics I AM GETTING SICK OF THESE SCRAPS. when i look for the rosekiller tag on ao3 i see so much sunseeker i- kill me now.

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James: takes care of everyone else before himself

Barty: takes care of James before anyone else

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I know we all say Remus Lupin drinks tea religiously but I’d like to suggest him being a hot chocolate addict

He’s having a bad day? Hot chocolate. Reading in the common room? He has a hot chocolate. It’s the morning after a full moon and SIRIUS BRINGS HIM A HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

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james: if anything happened to you, my mom would kill me

regulus: but effie's your mom, not mine

james: yeah, like that would stop her