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#i get it and whenever i post it you will too #because it's the best fucking thing I've ever written

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If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it’s not meant to be dismissive. I’m bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

#same

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

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Well that sounds ominous and not at all reassuring.

Finally gave in to the Time to Orbit: Unknown propaganda.... Slaps Aspen Greaves. This little freak can fit so much jobs in them affectionate

Oh so when you slap Aspen it's affectionate but when I, the author,

#tto:u #perfectly normal spaceship

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in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

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getting second hand embarrassment on the dash tonight

#lmao #yeah

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HEY YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

#fuck i love this artist so much #art #fuckin art man

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shoutout to don bluth for creating almost half of this list. also sorry if your favorite isn't on here but also i don't really care because it's my poll. <333

#the last unicorn #is my all time favourite movie

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ohhh boy i love fanart!!

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fuck it mint poll 2.0

#i am ALLERGIC #:(