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#YAY gay people #ok tumblr im going to bed now i was meant to like 20 minutes ago #hk #pale nightmare

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

#why does the blender scream

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reblog for sample size !!

#a white cat i think

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“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

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theres actually no rules to transitioning and youre allowed to want contradictory things for your transition. it's fine if you only want some of the changes that come with hrt and take preventative measures for the rest (like wanting bottom growth but not body hair or vice versa). you can want to have vagina AND a dick. you can be a woman and want top surgery, or wear a packer. you can be a man and want to have a pussy. you can change your transition goals one or a million times or not have any goals at all and just take things as they come or as they feel right.

there are no rules.

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Hello this post is made by a Bug Fables fan who had only watched reviews comparing it to the Paper Mario games since, you know, that's what it's based off of.

I for one never took interest in the Mario franchise, nor think that I ever will be, mainly for that reason. But I know that Paper Mario fans were getting disappointed by every new installment, but there's gonna be a remake for one game.

So just out curiosity, I'm running a little poll.

#yeah ig but it was years prior to when i played bf and i kinda forgor everything so i dont think it matters lmao #bf

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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#AWWH KITY

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[!] Tip: You can do this to your Slime Mutuals.

#mutuals can do this to me (gummy) everyome else gets mauled if they try #gif

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i know you just said you are not mad at me but the way you said it made me wonder are you mad at me

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Hi! No ID necessary, I just thought you'd be amused by this little guy who was trying to infiltrate my bread. He hung out in the outer part of the bag for like a day before I coaxed him into a cup and let him out thru the window lol

This guy longs for bagels

#bug

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OneShot is half off right now.

in case anyone was wondering.

:)

#oh! go get it !!! #rewire your brain for a reduced price!!!!!! #oneshot

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small bird was VERY offended that I picked him up off the sidewalk like a potato chip. don't fall asleep on the sidewalk then

#bug

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

#MY MAIN GOAL. IS TO BLOW UP .AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!