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Chibs spotting Reader holding a knife: "No, come on, lass. Violence isn't the answer."

Reader lowering the knife: "I guess you're right."

Reader raising the knife again: "Violence is the question and the answer is YES."

Chibs : "Lass, no."

Reader: "LASS YES!"

Happy standing in the background: *Proud*

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I’m someone’s bitch. But who wants to be mine? XD

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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DADDY

Sons of Anarchy deleted scene. Season 1 Episode 6, AK-51 - Welcome Home Chibs

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@ravennaortiz WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME?! XD

I swear you have a sixth sense

Thirsty Thursday. I continue to thirst over the old man

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Drool

Just a reminder that this exists.

🥵🫠

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How come I found Tig’s to be kinda sweet???

JUICE: How do you ask someone out? For a friend, I mean.

TIG: Roses are red, violets are blue. Guess what? My bed has room for two.

JUICE: Oh my god, no.

JAX: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

JUICE: Stop it.

HAPPY: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

JUICE: Ok, I feel like that last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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YESSSSSSSSS

in chibs we trust

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Happy Thursday! 💜

Give me that Friday already! LOL

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It’s so beautiful

I tried

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Babies 🥰

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@ravennaortiz hehe

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DAVID DASTMALCHIAN IS A FREAKING WORLD TREASURE. HE NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED. LOVED. AND WE NEED MORE OF HIM ON TUMBLR

david dastmalchian lovers unite there is NOT enough posted about him on the internet i feel like im screaming into the void be my mutual plz

(if you write about him, i am ur number one supporter i love you)

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Sending you double good luck for tomorrow!! 💜🥰

Ps. Happy Tuesday!

AWWWWW! Thank you baby!

@ravennaortiz

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So precious!!! I hate he got screwed over

Juice Ortiz | Sons of Anarchy 3.05

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My BABY BOY

mayans mc week | day 1: favorite main character » johnny “coco” cruz

See, my family tree, it’s like… It’s like this invasive, blood-sucking weed that drains the life out of every fucking thing it touches. Gotta keep it away from the things I love.

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#my chargers #my glasses

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Jokes on them…I LIVE FOR HORROR FILMS!!!!

Horror movie night with the soa boys

As someone who is a total and complete baby about horror movies or anything horror movie adjacent, sitting through horror movie night with this crew of guys would simultaneously be the best and worst experience of my life.

I think that a majority of the guys fall somewhere on the spectrum between "genuinely unbothered by them" and "thinks they're funny movies not scary movies" (For the record I think that Half-Sack is probably the only one who would be close to freaking out the way that I would be freaking out. That's solidarity, baby.)

Juice is the only one who would genuinely try to be comforting and protective. Are the things in the movie real? No. But he respects the fact that your fear of them is and if helping you hide behind the blanket and your hands for 80% of the movie is what needs to happen, he will do what it takes.

Opie, Bobby, and Chibs won't make fun of you for doing what you gotta do to get through the movie, but they definitely don't understand why you insist on joining the crew for scary movie nights. It seems like you're putting yourself through a lot of unnecessary turmoil and signing yourself up for a few sleepless nights after the fact for no good reason. They will let you use them as a human shield, one that lets you bury your face into their kutte or shirt when something scary is about to happen. They'll rub your back or play with your hair or whatever but they will be shaking their head at you when you're not looking.

Tig, Jax, and Clay will 120% be making fun of you the entire time. Nothing that happens in any movie will ever bother them and providing commentary on your reactions to what's going on only makes the entire evening more entertaining for them. It's not like they want you to be freaking out, but in their mind you're the one who keeps showing up despite knowing what movie is on the schedule for the night so they're gonna roll with it.

Happy is the only one fully paying attention to the movie. Not scared, just diligently taking mental notes.

I simply cannot accurately express how much I love the idea of the guys having like, a weekly movie night at the clubhouse. Chucky makes about 30 bags of popcorn and it's still not enough. Amazing. I love them all.