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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 6B

Propaganda below:

I'm a Giraffe guy Propaganda:

They did say they were a giraffe, soooooooo

From the vine in which a skiier in a giraffe suit skis past the camera and shouts "I'm a giraffe!" Clearly a giraffe

Imagine if you will, a ski trip to Colorado with friends. You stop to take a photo to remember the occasion. Your friend tells you say to Colorado and before you can speak, a man in a giraffe onesie on skis zips by yelling three words. “I’m a giraffe!” And disappears without a trace. I’m Rod Serling, and welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Twigs propaganda:

Lookit the cute giraffe toy!

#reblog

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket - 6A

Propaganda below:

Tallneck propaganda:

They are beeg frens. Why have normal comm towers in games when you could have what the devs called "comm giraffes."

Kirin/ The Giraffe Propaganda:

Voiced by Kenjiro Tsuda, he oversees the lesbian drama student tournament arc that makes up the plot of the anime.

Probably one of the Giraffes in fiction Ever

Wakarimasu...

#reblog

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Giraffe Girumble - Winner's Finals

Propaganda below:

Kaku Propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

Boy can turn into both a straight-up giraffe and a swordfighting giraffe-man hybrid. He's also got pretty giraffe eyelashes even in his human form.

Kaku turns into a giraffe-human by being ordered to eat a devil fruit by his boss, and the first thing this man does is hop on the giraffe propaganda train, no hesitation. His collegues are wolfs and leopards. Does Kaku mope about being a giraffe? No! He literally holds a whole speech explaining why giraffes are both dope, cool and the most lethal animal on the savanna. Then proceeds to unleash the limitless destructive power of the giraffe. Kaku is the no. 1 giraffe character, hands down, no competition, I will die on this hill, give me 1000 dollars.

Giraffe propaganda:

The template. The original. Every contestant has them to thank as the basis for their tall necked perfection and wonder.

#reblog

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 6B

Propaganda below:

I'm a Giraffe guy Propaganda:

They did say they were a giraffe, soooooooo

From the vine in which a skiier in a giraffe suit skis past the camera and shouts "I'm a giraffe!" Clearly a giraffe

Imagine if you will, a ski trip to Colorado with friends. You stop to take a photo to remember the occasion. Your friend tells you say to Colorado and before you can speak, a man in a giraffe onesie on skis zips by yelling three words. “I’m a giraffe!” And disappears without a trace. I’m Rod Serling, and welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Twigs propaganda:

Lookit the cute giraffe toy!

#giraffe girumble #losers bracket #round 6 #i'm a giraffe guy #vine #twigs #beanie babies #character polls

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket - 6A

Propaganda below:

Tallneck propaganda:

They are beeg frens. Why have normal comm towers in games when you could have what the devs called "comm giraffes."

Kirin/ The Giraffe Propaganda:

Voiced by Kenjiro Tsuda, he oversees the lesbian drama student tournament arc that makes up the plot of the anime.

Probably one of the Giraffes in fiction Ever

Wakarimasu...

#giraffe girumble #losers bracket #round 6 #tallneck #horizon #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #kirin #the giraffe #revue starlight #character polls

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Giraffe Girumble - Winner's Finals

Propaganda below:

Kaku Propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

Boy can turn into both a straight-up giraffe and a swordfighting giraffe-man hybrid. He's also got pretty giraffe eyelashes even in his human form.

Kaku turns into a giraffe-human by being ordered to eat a devil fruit by his boss, and the first thing this man does is hop on the giraffe propaganda train, no hesitation. His collegues are wolfs and leopards. Does Kaku mope about being a giraffe? No! He literally holds a whole speech explaining why giraffes are both dope, cool and the most lethal animal on the savanna. Then proceeds to unleash the limitless destructive power of the giraffe. Kaku is the no. 1 giraffe character, hands down, no competition, I will die on this hill, give me 1000 dollars.

Giraffe propaganda:

The template. The original. Every contestant has them to thank as the basis for their tall necked perfection and wonder.

#giraffe girumble #winner finals #round 6 #kaku #one piece #giraffes #giraffe #character polls

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Next rounds will be up tomorrow. We've got the winner's final and the next round of the loser's bracket. After that, we'll have a poll for the loser finals, and then THE GRAND FINALS.

To keep things a bit more engaged while the loser's finals happen...I'll also release the nomination form for the next tournament around then.

Stay tuned...

#giraffe girumble #bracket update #crt

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 5A

Propaganda below (Could have had spoilers)

Miyoshi Kazunari propaganda:

I don’t know how to explain this in a cohesive way that doesn’t sound like I’m insane but this silly little actor visual novel has a canon furry event. All of the characters have canon fursonas. Okay, let me explain. Every year, the April fool’s event involves an AU, just for fun. Other years have included a host club, magic school, time travel, a fighting game, etc. This one was an AU where all the characters were animals, and it was by far the most extensive, given that it had its own full-blown event as opposed to a single card and side story like in the past. I couldn’t tell you if Kazunari counts given the submission rules and A3!’s circumstances, but it would be cool if he got in as A3! is generally a smaller franchise.

Tallneck propaganda:

They are beeg frens. Why have normal comm towers in games when you could have what the devs called "comm giraffes."

#reblog

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 5B

Propaganda below (Spoilers every other week)

I'm a Giraffe guy Propaganda:

They did say they were a giraffe, soooooooo

From the vine in which a skiier in a giraffe suit skis past the camera and shouts "I'm a giraffe!" Clearly a giraffe

Imagine if you will, a ski trip to Colorado with friends. You stop to take a photo to remember the occasion. Your friend tells you say to Colorado and before you can speak, a man in a giraffe onesie on skis zips by yelling three words. “I’m a giraffe!” And disappears without a trace. I’m Rod Serling, and welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Satoshi Nagashima propaganda:

A student who runs a radio show/podcast in which he shares the broadcasts of a listening device. In the show proper, he's a background character and a critic of a comedy duo known as the 'Homosapiens'.

Kipekee propaganda:

It's a spotless giraffe which is very cool and p rare. I still think it should've been named vibrant beige tho. :)

#reblog

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 5B

Propaganda below (Spoilers every other week)

I'm a Giraffe guy Propaganda:

They did say they were a giraffe, soooooooo

From the vine in which a skiier in a giraffe suit skis past the camera and shouts "I'm a giraffe!" Clearly a giraffe

Imagine if you will, a ski trip to Colorado with friends. You stop to take a photo to remember the occasion. Your friend tells you say to Colorado and before you can speak, a man in a giraffe onesie on skis zips by yelling three words. “I’m a giraffe!” And disappears without a trace. I’m Rod Serling, and welcome to the Twilight Zone.

Satoshi Nagashima propaganda:

A student who runs a radio show/podcast in which he shares the broadcasts of a listening device. In the show proper, he's a background character and a critic of a comedy duo known as the 'Homosapiens'.

Kipekee propaganda:

It's a spotless giraffe which is very cool and p rare. I still think it should've been named vibrant beige tho. :)

#giraffe girumble #losers bracket #round 5 #i'm a giraffe guy #vine #satoshi nagashima #oddtaxi #odd taxi #kipekee #tennessee #character polls #satoshi nagashima i'm sorry i forgot that you beat Geoffrey

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 5A

Propaganda below (Could have had spoilers)

Miyoshi Kazunari propaganda:

I don’t know how to explain this in a cohesive way that doesn’t sound like I’m insane but this silly little actor visual novel has a canon furry event. All of the characters have canon fursonas. Okay, let me explain. Every year, the April fool’s event involves an AU, just for fun. Other years have included a host club, magic school, time travel, a fighting game, etc. This one was an AU where all the characters were animals, and it was by far the most extensive, given that it had its own full-blown event as opposed to a single card and side story like in the past. I couldn’t tell you if Kazunari counts given the submission rules and A3!’s circumstances, but it would be cool if he got in as A3! is generally a smaller franchise.

Tallneck propaganda:

They are beeg frens. Why have normal comm towers in games when you could have what the devs called "comm giraffes."

#giraffe girumble #losers bracket #round 5 #kazunari miyoshi #a3! act addict actors #a3! #tallneck #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #character polls

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We’re going niche next time! Honestly, this could be pretty interesting!

What comes next?

The end is in sight for the Giraffe Girumble. We've just got around 3 more rounds or so. As such, I want to think about what comes after this. I've got a few ideas for potential polls, but I want input on what comes next and I'm also a sucker for being as vague as possible to gauge interest. So, here are 4 concepts I've been kicking around for a bit.

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To compensate for my error, the next part of the loser's bracket is starting on Saturday, and will continue for a full week.

Gives me time to prepare for...well, you'll see...

#giraffe girumble #losers bracket #round 5 #character polls

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NO ONE TOLD ME I SCREWED UP.

THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE GEOFFREY.

UHHHHHHHHHHH NEXT ROUND THERE WILL BE A THREE WAY MATCH BECAUSE I SCREWED UP.

IM A GIRAFFE GUY AND SATOSHI NAGASHIMA WILL BOTH BE THERE.

Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 4C

Propaganda below (May contain trace amounts of peanuts)

Geoffrey the Giraffe propaganda:

beacon of my childhood

Sent birthday cards to you to sell you things as a kid

The most prominent giraffe of my childhood.

I'm a Giraffe guy Propaganda:

They did say they were a giraffe, soooooooo

From the vine in which a skiier in a giraffe suit skis past the camera and shouts "I'm a giraffe!" Clearly a giraffe

Imagine if you will, a ski trip to Colorado with friends. You stop to take a photo to remember the occasion. Your friend tells you say to Colorado and before you can speak, a man in a giraffe onesie on skis zips by yelling three words. “I’m a giraffe!” And disappears without a trace. I’m Rod Serling, and welcome to the Twilight Zone.

#giraffe girumble #i'm a giraffe guy #vine #satoshi nagashima #oddtaxi #character polls #It's been quite a week

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Glasses Swag Sequel Submissions

Hey gang, in celebration of me finally getting new glasses frames after spending seven years with the same ones, I have decided to return to an old tournament, one of my first….

The Glasses Swag Tournament is where you can submit all your favorite glasses-wearing characters!

Since this is a follow-up to a previous tournament, I won't be accepting characters who made it into the previous bracket. The document linked below is a list of the submissions I got. Any characters in the "Bracket" section will not be eligible to participate, but characters in the "Extra Submissions" section are (if you want some ideas). I'm not automatically accepting anyone so if you want them in, make a quick submission!

Now, rules for submissions:

The character has to have physical glasses so no contacts. If they switch between the two that’s fine.

The character should be wearing the glasses most of the time. I’m going for them being a key part of their design.

Has to be a fictional character, so no real people in this tournament. And no OCs, sorry.

Please don’t spam one character multiple times through the form but you can submit multiple forms for different characters.

Submissions will close May 19, 2024 at 12:00 AM EST (midnight). I should be done with remaining school stuff by then so I have time to put together the bracket.

Have fun!

Also, tagging some cool tournaments/poll blogs I follow to help spread the word: @mattapparentlystumbltourneys @weeb-polls-with-pip @serialadoptersbracket @foundfamilyadoptionagency @fairytale-poll @yen-sids-tournament

#giraffes can wear glasses #at least one of our contestants does

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What comes next?

The end is in sight for the Giraffe Girumble. We've just got around 3 more rounds or so. As such, I want to think about what comes after this. I've got a few ideas for potential polls, but I want input on what comes next and I'm also a sucker for being as vague as possible to gauge interest. So, here are 4 concepts I've been kicking around for a bit.

#reblog

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser's Bracket 4D

Propaganda below (It sure is)

Kipekee propaganda:

It's a spotless giraffe which is very cool and p rare. I still think it should've been named vibrant beige tho. :)

Girafarig/Farigiraf propaganda:

(Girafarig) Surprisingly short for a giraffe, but the pushmi-pullyu design gimmick is charming enough to make up for that. Always thought this one was an underrated classic of Gold and Silver's roster, and I'm glad Scarlet and Violet gave it some deserved love and attention.

(Farigiraf) Both members of this family are good but farigiraf is as tall as arceus. It can square up to GOD

(Both) They're based on palindromes, and when Girafarig evolves it's tail become a cute hoodie. Also they used to have a pre-evolution that was a pair of ghost-like twins(dark/normal typed) attached to each other.

#reblog