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LMAO

Oof thank you, Venus retrograde, for bringing up a Valentine from my ex girlfriend.

She was no “angel”, and y’all I needed this laugh today.

Into the fire she gooooes

#personal

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Casual cruelty has become so ingrained in a lot of people because we live in a society that is structured in a cruel way. To be quite honest you are obligated to consider the harm of your words and actions no matter your personal hardships.

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I’m still your best mistress...come to my dungeon and be the best trained sub ever❤️🖤

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There are things I am sure of in this world.

Plant thyme outside your gates.

Trust what the crows tell you, they have no reason for lying.

Leave a penny at the cemetery gates.

Never whistle at night.

Don't ever walk the train tracks alone.

Plant rosemary for dreams.

Don't tell the faery your name.

Have mint in your room for protection.

Wear red in the woods.

Give a acorn to your loved ones.

Knock four times before entering any room.

Have a ring on each finger so no unsavoury deals can be made.

Always have a chime outside your front door.

Greet cats politely.

Never forget that you must stir your tea.

Thank the dogs.

Never trust a man with a sharp tongue.

Have a mirror in your window.

Listen to the mice, they are often very honest creatures.

If lost follow the river.

Keep a bell on your person.

Mother toad will always happily guide you.

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Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

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Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

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Reblog if u think it’s TOO hot and u DON’T like it

Trying to prove a point to global warming

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What is next?

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I would also like to know

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Like my 4 laptops

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“Is there a Doctor on board?”

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