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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

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happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

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#THE BEDROOM EYES JFSJGSNSJWKAG #THIS IS THE MOST FUCKABLE SCENE ISTG

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i’ve seen a lot of these going around and i just Know this fandom’s gonna have great justifications for our choices. spin the wheel and then vote above on the character you get! share your choice in the tags and reblog for a larger sample size 🩵

#i have no fucking clue what this fandom is (/srs) but i got a guy named scraps and searched him up and yknow what he’s kinda cute #i’d fuck him

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#embodiment of “i’m pretty when i cry” #which is unfair because he’s always fucking pretty #blaine anderson #glee

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1958 catboy party game by willa morley

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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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#WATCHED FIVE FUCKING SECONDS AND HEARD “I’m an animal abuser.. IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT ME TO SAY!” THATS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

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IT’S LITERALLY JUST SOME RANDOM FUCKING PERSON I’M LOSING MY MIND

Introducing gay terminology to popular culture was a mistake

#/lh

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Me when I see a fellow hot queer person:

(PS, all queer people are hot. I don’t make the rules)

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Blaine: I think I’m gonna propose 😍

Seblaine x incorrect quote

#to seb: valid asf #i love making pple cry #and also blaine devon anderson #glee #blaine anderson #sebastian smythe #seblaine #grant gustin #darren criss #incorrect quotes

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did him dirty with the 😫

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold + emojis

#/lh #leonard snart #captain cold #love him sm

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where did they* go?

misgendering these days 😔

they want you to make fried rice

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cuz I can i'm gonna make a hyperspecific queer shout out post bc I want to appreciate all the lovely people in my life and more

shout out to men who used to be lesbians and women who used to be gay

shout out to fem bigenders

shout out to nonbinary people who don't like they/them pronouns

shout out to feminine men whose shoe collection is 90% heels & platforms

shout out to gender fluid folks who make really, really bad puns

shout out to the fem he/theys & the masc she/theys

shout out to the people who collect pronouns like a rock collection

shout out to literally every aromantic person ever

shout out to the trans drag queens & drag kings

shout out to all the gays obsessed with baldurs gate 3

shout out to the angriest and most passionate scenemo trans guy you'll ever meet in your life

shout out to the agender folks who make *gives you my gender* jokes

shout out to the most gender looking guy you'll ever meet

and shout out to you, queer person reading this. I love you

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I’m sorry he’s literally just:

v (angry pout)

=| }:-[

^ (silly hat)

Captain Cold time travel aesthetics:  1871 | 1958 | 1986

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FAGGOT CISHET?!!!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

#i’m mortified #DONT MAKE ME CISHET PLEASE #/lh